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Well, I'd prefer to watch one Cubs game rather than two games of any other sport. A few of my favorite quotes about baseball are listed below. They can describe and characterize the game better than I ever could: This is a game to be savored, not gulped. There's time to discuss everything...

All that's missing are sharks with laser beams attached to their frickin' heads...

I can't believe he would come on this site, a public site, and brag about what he's done. I've printed millions in *********** bills, hacked government computers to steal social security numbers, written bad checks, assassinated Lincoln and Kennedy, and started several Ponzi schemes with...

Isn't it punishable by death to be naked in public in China? :dunno: They're a wee bit strict over there with the whole communism and militaristic ideology.

It's probably not even worth taking screen shots of. There's plenty of top dollar porn produced that nobody needs to see your little 38 second masterpiece anyway. And you don't have rep to share. At least not enough to interest me...

Maybe North Korea should stick to producing nuclear weapons, worrying the international community, or intimidating their neighbors to the south. Clearly, football is not something they excel at... I also love when players celebrate a disallowed goal as a Chilean player did a few minutes ago. He...

Re: Before & After Breast Augmentation (#2) I don't give a fuck who you are, this is not an improvement. :mad: You cannot improve upon perfection. :thumbsup: I hope not, but she's dead to me now anyway. I was so excited to download her new sets from Playboy, and then it just made me want to...

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? Riley Steele

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Porn stars just aren't attractive to me. Centerfolds and supermodels are a whole different story however.

This was mildly humorous the first 38 times it was posted. Now, not so much...

Re: Before & After Breast Augmentation (#2) My wife, Sara Jean Underwood, tried unsuccessfully to improve upon perfection. What the fuck was she thinking? This makes me want to go dropkick babies. :mad: (click to see for yourself)

I'm in NC visiting my ******. My *** is on vacation in California. We really couldn't be any farther apart. I called him though. Good times...

How is the number one reason in this poll: Most American's don't understand the game? It's the simplest fucking game on the planet. Your team tries to kick a little ball into a little net whilst the other team tries to prevent you from doing so. That isn't fucking complicated. At it's very...

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I'm going to eat your ******** now. :eek: That which was seen cannot be unseen. I need to go bleach my eyeballs...

It's Lucy Pinder so I can visualize the picture. She's smokin' hot even when she's pixelated...

I am the Captain, thank you. And I was merely informing you before GSB or Maley came through and borrowed my ban hammer to smite you. Consider yourself on notice, pal!

That's going to be deleted. You can't link to other forums. Go take a lap around whatever city you're living in. Afterward: your head, a toilet - make friends.

I don't know who that is. :dunno: High five anyway though... My ideal body type was Sara Jean Underwood before she got implants. What the fuck was that about? She was close to perfect before (see below). She didn't need to be enhanced. I **** her two new Playboy sets. :mad: [/rant]...

Thicker/curvier than most of the girls that I like.

Breann McGregor called. She said she was perfect for this thread... (click to enlarge, moron)

video posting fail/10 Maybe you should just stick with posting links. Go play with some Legos or something. You're less likely to fuck that up...

I'm aware of pedobear. It's not funny. Neither is Pornophile and neither are you. That is all.

Can I sell my points for sex or a Korean servant ******? :dunno: I haven't used any (nor do I plan to) since I bought my awesome custom user title. They're just piling up...

Re: What you watching right now! The United States Open at Pebble Beach Golf Links in Pebble Beach, California.

Yeah, I felt your pain in 1997. My Internet connection is very fast when I'm at home in the great state of Indiana.

I'm not ***** enough yet to find you even reasonably attractive. I also don't think that there's enough ******* in the world to make that happen anyway...

The didn't even discover freedom or religious tolerance yet. How did they skip ahead to nuclear reactors? :dunno:

A few more pictures of her. That is all. (click to enlarge, moron)

Had she been in the kitchen making sammiches, it could have all been avoided. This is why we can't have nice things... I concur.

Fuck this ****. :mad: A horrible fucking call on Findley and then another goddamn goal. I'm going to the pool. This game is over.

Miserable **** whoring slut. I wouldn't even fuck her while wearing a Hazmat suit...

:sing: This State looks down on sodomy... :sing:

My parents live here; I'm visiting them for the week. I miss Indiana too though... :( Don't worry, I'll be gone by Wednesday.

Better them than Boston. Somebody tell KG that anything is not possible...

Re: Shooting a Milf n Cookies scene tommorow, what would you like to see happen in sc Speak in iambic pentameter.

This thread called, and he wanted me to remind you to use the goddamn search function. :mad:

Re: What you watching right now! The United States Open

Iz on ur pitch, stealing ur ball.

Condoms or lube I guess. Funny story about that: I went to a local grocery store to get condoms about a year ago. I picked up a box of Trojans along with my usual food items. It doesn't bother me to buy them, and it damn sure beats the alternative of having ********. Better safe than sorry for...

The Liar Liar credits are worth watching just to see Krista Allen. Wow, what a hottie!

I'm rooting for the Lakers and I **** the Lakers. However, I **** all things Boston even more, especially Kevin "anything is possible" Garnett. What a fucking douche bag!

It never bothered me. Aunt Flo visits every 28 days or so. Would you rather have the women not be prepared when the need arises? :dunno:

Lucy Becker (click)

Did she have a well known Jewish *******?