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6/10 - boobs or GTFO!

Wow, you're a gigantic fucking attention whore. :wave2:

The search function just called me. Strangest thing too, but he wanted me to tell you that there are 1,458,729 threads devoted to this subject. But if you want to add another one to that already expansive list, have at it, Scooter.

The only difference is that those stories were always well written with proper grammar and punctuation. The OP looks like something written by an eleven year-old who just discovered boobs in Playboy.

If there was a hypothetical door here that we could throw people through when they made useless contributions to the forum, your ass would be getting drop kicked through it. The fuck is that about?

Pothead? Well, at least you found a real winner. If you like having plugs stuffed in your ass, then go with it. You don't need other people to validate something if you enjoy it. Also, your story sounds like absolute bullshit. Just sayin'...

A great part of that series is the music. They really have some excellent songs playing during the shows. Plus, Cohen's favorite band is Death Cab for Cutie; they're one of my favorites as well. :cool:

9/10 - minus a point for losing to fucking Ghana! :mad:

The OC as well. I definitely own the entire series on DVD. Autumn Reeser and Rachel Bilson would be the ultimate threesome.

Wouldn't this one be more appropriate?

Top picture. Give me and that some tomato sauce. :banger:

Nikki Mitchell, one of my favorites: slim and busty. (click to enlarge)

Well, I'm home earlier than expected and not getting laid because apparently it's not kosher to refer to someone as a fuck buddy while in mixed company, even if it's true.

Is she going to be buried in glass slippers? Is a goddamn pumpkin acting as the hearse?

Whenever you post, I get the feeling you're a bald, heavyset man from New Jersey who enjoys playing a woman on the Internet. Is that just me? :dunno: I could be wrong. That happened once...

Yeah? Well, 26 people show up to watch the Marlins play home games. Not exactly the mark of a successful franchise.

6/10 That's what she said. :D

We've already had this discussion. It was called the World Series in 1903 before anyone else gave a **** about baseball. We invented the goddamn game so we'll call the championship whatever we damn well please. And anytime the Yomiuri Giants want to throw down with the Yankess, let us know...

The Cubs are 3-9 against the Pirates this year. That's how far we've sunk. Go team, high five... :(

Is there a rationale here, or are we just naming teams that we don't like?

Sara Jean Underwood. These photos were taken before she destroyed perfection and had a boob job.

If we went to war with ancient Greece, who would win? Think about that. Get back to me...

Fuck 'em. People love to be cynical. And we're the best. Fact. Nobody ever roots for the best. People living here have no idea how great they have it. Drop 'em off in Bangladesh and see if they're still whistling the same tune.

Fuck Hamilton! :mad: How do you lose a duel to Aaron Burr?

Part of being an American is not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks (see my siggy quote). We talk loud, we fight for what we believe in, we're reasonably open to new ideas or culture, and we're a strong and proud people. This day, of all days, I'm proud to be an American...

Is it really that hard to just take me out of the damn voting? If I don't want to be involved, then I shouldn't have to be. It's not that big of a deal...

^^ I prefer this one (click)

The fuck? That's 3:47 of my life that I'll never get back. :mad:

You want a video of this guy spitting? :dunno: How the fuck is that a turn-on?

Bea Arthur and Rue McClanahan. Even now that would be hot. Who's not a fan of ***********?

6/10 - floating boobs are a bit disconcerting...

8/10

Q: How do you **** up Lady Gaga? A: Poker face. I'll be here all week. :hatsoff:

Invisibility or ***** lightning. I could definitely stand to electrocute a few people a day...

There is nothing wrong with Chardonnay, dammit! :mad: I, however, prefer an extra dry Pinot Grigio myself...

How about a swift kick in the face? Would that be appreciated? mgOXfMKFhy8

Nope.

Yet it was still better than the useless gutter trash that passes for any of your contributions here... :hatsoff:

Well done! I remember my first post... (3rd time is always a charm with YouTube, Greggy) :tongue:

Are one of you fucks implying that I cheat the system or solicit rep from people? :mad: I've never (and The Rock means never) asked anyone for rep. If anything, I don't get repped nearly often enough. Just sayin'...

Lies! I would curb stomp orphans for a thousand rep points. They are that goddamn important. :mad:

Golden guns. One shot **** every time. Next question.

Respectfully: The fuck are you on about? If he doesn't post citrus, someone else would have. And it's not an important question. It's another request for an irrelevant porn site (how many times a day does that happen). We are in the business of *********** and ***********. You don't see me...

This guy is a fuckin' fruitcake. :1orglaugh (I've read all four novels, but I won't see the movies. That's just taking it too far.)

I plan on ******** copious amounts of ******* and trying to light **** on fire. Should be an excellent time.

What in the green fuck is the OP about? I need a goddamn translator. :mad: -JLbAePwoHQ

"I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me."

You fail not only at posting pictures but also as a human being. You're a ******** to mankind. Seek out a tall bridge and practice your swan dives. May Xenu have mercy on your soul...

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