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No, I wouldn't. That's just not my preference. I have nothing against anyone who may be transgendered, but I think that a vagina is the greatest invention in the history of man after **** and pizza. If I'm going to have sex, we're using that particular part of the anatomy.

Damn, you look really fucin' hot in that picture. Must be the lighting.:tongue: I don't think you have any baby fat to lose. Just sayin'...

Wow, really. :rolleyes: Thanks, I only took about five linguistics and etymology classes in college (note that I correctly called it a portmanteau). I know how words are formed, but that doesn't make it any less annoying. The first time I heard the word was during the Letterman case. In fact...

Does every goddamn game need its own thread? I'm going to start doing this for every single MLB game. We have multiple World Cup threads. Put all of your musing related to that topic in that thread.

God dammit! :crash: Sextortion is not a fucking word. I **** when people coin these portmanteaus. Why the fuck couldn't you just say "sexual extortion?" Quit being so goddamn lazy. :mad: **** like this just makes me want to ***** people.

It's almost impossible to discuss religion on here without making someone angry. Why? Dave Barry said it best: "People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." :hatsoff:

Nah, their lawns just won't be as well manicured... :tongue:

When you're on the FO talk page. Click last where the page numbers are listed. That takes you back to about 2003. Feel free to browse those threads, but I swear to Christ, if you start bumping old threads like the douche on here is, I'm going to punch you in the dick. You've been warned...

8/10 - there are other models besides Gisele. Just sayin'...

Re: What is your favourite all time breakfast cereal? :1orglaugh Made me think of this iqz_2PL0a6I

3/10

Arnold called and said, "I won't be back," thus this won't be worth seeing. It could be worse though. They could have used one of the Geico cavemen in the title role...

Can we ban this douche? :scream: He's just bumping old threads. Time to bring out the hammer, guys. You can borrow mine if you need it...

Re: What is your favourite all time breakfast cereal? Fruit Brute :thumbsup:

If he's like me, he has to be that far away. If I'm not, my dick always ends up laying in the bottom of the toilet...

The Greg speaks the truth. Here she is with Yurizan in another Penthouse set.

Okay, two things. First of all, peeing on someone is not a turn-on or even the least bit sexy, ever. Period. Secondly, that girl was a fat mess. If you're going to have an unnatural fetish couldn't it at least be with an attractive woman? You're done now.

Look closely from 1:01-1:07. :wave2:

Sharae Spears

Re: Underboob shots EDIT ::These aren't the droids you're looking for::

Grandpa needs to work on his form. That's not how we carry the fucking football, pa! :mad:

Wouldn't it just be easier to execute them on the spot or hunt them for sport?

The actual film wasn't that bad because of the following: 1. I watched it (DVD rental) with a reasonably attractive female. 2. She gave me a blowjob afterward as a reward for sitting through the whole damn thing. 3. I got to eat caramel popcorn during the movie (best part). That being said...

Nothing really, I guess my life is pretty mundane. :( EDIT: I just drank some spoiled milk and ripped all of the tags off my mattresses. By morning, I'm either going to be nauseous or indicted.

I have an idea for a new policy where everyone shoots at people who are different than they are. May the best race win. (gotta admit though: I'm pulling for Whitey)

It's always a good idea to keep your composure during times of crisis. You never want to lose your head... (Thank you, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.)

You're right, she's not perfect anymore. She got a fucking boob job. :wtf: She needed that about as much as I needed to be more of a jackass. We're getting a divorce now so someone else can have her. :mad:

Maley is so sexy when he's angry... :lovecoupl

How the fuck does Landon Donovan pull that ass? Are you fucking serious? Damn, I should have been a football player...

More like: Constipation I has it.

Speaking of avatars, mine is pretty damn hot. It's brunette Gisele, and though I have nothing to do with it, I'll take credit for it anyway. :hatsoff:

This part would be kind of cool. If I had to advertise something, it'd be nice to choose what it was rather than just supporting Tampax every time I stopped at a red light.

I would stomp you into the ground. Literally. I had a friend who thought the same thing. He bragged about how great he was at the game, so I played him. I beat him 56-0 with the 49ers.

It's my fault that you're all imperfect? :dunno: Such is the extent of my awesomeness. You're all welcome for bumping this thread. I'd **** for you all to forget about me...

That is true. I feel like I won the thread though. Of course, I don't lose at anything. Ever.

If she was naked, she could sell ocean front property in Kentucky, and I'd probably buy it. There are hot women and there is a step above that where Gisele lives by herself. :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

Am I going to have to start banning people? Don't make me do it... Jesus fucking Christ on a crutch, he was joking. Are you serious right now? Go slam your head into the toilet until you lose consciousness. Can we please just close this goddamn thread! :mad:

Greg helped him. DOA and I berated him. It's what we do. Is there going to be a problem here, sir? :mad: I would **** to have to ban you today... Don't make me take your feet pics away, Maley. :angels: Here, this should keep you occupied:

Ice ho motor and Come riot, ho are anagrams of homoerotic. Just sayin'...

Owl City - Sunburn EQpQN4QsMns It's not even a good song, it's just so damn catchy.

Ugh, I **** when people ask for rep. :mad: I'm going to start neg repping everyone who does that starting with you. That gif was no better than the countless others that have been posted here before.

Okay, let me see if I have this straight: - ******* ****** other ******* = hilarious - Humans ****** ******* = *********** - Humans ****** humans - ******* Good to know...

^^ Okay, so that's the hottest picture anyone is going to post today. Good night everybody...

We only really have Hanna Hilton and Bree Olson. I guess I'll pass...

Nikki Mitchell (click to enlarge)

Yep.

Yeah, but she's going to have a hard time finding me when we're so far apart... :tongue:

Women don't love big cocks. At some point, it's just uncomfortable and painful for them. And I prefer a natural B or C (i.e. Sara Jean Underwood up until about two months ago :mad:) to anything larger that's been enhanced.

Okay, so I've decided that I'm going to start executing FO members until more pictures of brunette Gisele surface. I'm going to start with the members that I don't like, so we could be here for awhile...