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Hang around kiddie forums often, Pete the *********?

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Bird, you say? There is definitely a lack of ornithological or avian love around here... 2WNrx2jq184

8/10 - We'll all care about US soccer again in four years. But it's baseball time now with the real football waiting in the wings.

Re: Who moans/screams best If I deserve to be neg repped, then I'll let it go. When somebody neg reps me for saying something idiotic while joking around, then I take retribution. Clearly, women have more uses than making sandwiches. They should also be cleaning and mowing the yard...

Plant tulips on my ass and kiss it! :D

I guess this is how unemployed people spend their days...

Did you really just censor the word crap? Are you 11? What in the fuckin' french toast is that about? If we're old enough to post pictures of tits, I think we're old enough to use profanity. Just spitballin' here...

The search function called. He wanted me to tell you that at least a dozen threads like this already exist. That is all. And I think it's an absolute shame that Wayne Knight was never a porn star... :(

Back porch, glass of ****, and a good book.

Otto von Bismarck

Oh look, it's a 10 day-old soccer joke. ::crickets::

Okay, somebody owes me about two minutes of my life back. :mad: Why the fuck was this bumped. I didn't even crack a smile. In fact, it made me weep for humanity...

Not even this could entice me to join the social networking revolution...

Re: Who moans/screams best Thanks for the neg rep, douche. That set me back about 16 points. Learn to take a joke, Scooter. A misogynist is a man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own. :hatsoff:

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6 Parmesan Garlic and 6 Asian Zing boneless wings from B-Dubs with a couple of tall Bud Lights. Nothing beats wings, ****, and baseball with the fellas. I just checked, and I'm afraid I'm going to need to revoke your man card now.

I only ****** with my life, never my money.

Pfft, Sir Roger Moore is the only James Bond. Everyone after him has been absolute shite! [/trebus]

Was this it? :dunno: Seems to match your description: http://www.cheshirecatstudios.com/teamwork-sexy-demotivational-poster/65.jpg

I've always fantasized about Autumn Reeser and Rachel Bilson pillow fighting in the snow while wearing pink lingerie. Except the snow isn't cold, it's just fluffy like the feathers in the pillow. Of course the pillow fighting is just the foreplay. It eventually leads to some hot girl-on-girl...

Re: Who moans/screams best None of them. The only time a woman should be making any vocal utterances is when she's asking me what I want on my sandwich. And if anybody says Kagney Linn Karter, I'm going to punch them in the dick. Repeatedly. She needs a big bowl of shut up stew.

2005 Honda Civic LX. Nothing fancy but it has great gas mileage and it gets me from point A to point B. I've taken it to Florida four times (with three different women, high five!) and never had any problems with it. Best of all, it's paid off and totally mine. If I want to set it on fire and...

Is it really hurting anything if she wants to keep dead people around? I have several former FO members buried in my backyard who I dig up and have tea with occasionally. Apart from the smell, they're much more entertaining and cordial than you fucks...

0/10 - very disconcerting avatar..

You admitted to breaking the rules, dumbass. You deserve whatever punishment comes from that. If you go to the police and tell them you shoplifted, they don't just let it slide. What did you expect to happen?

Yeah, he's giving away his music because nobody will buy it. And it will still end up on the Internet. It'll be on LimeWire and other video hosting sites as well. It's the digital age. Prince is out of touch with reality. I guess I be too if I was only relevant twenty years ago.

Please don't tease me like that. You're really the only member here that I dislike. If you go, be sure to make a thread. I promise to totally ignore it. :hatsoff:

k90w0LN4djg Quit posting that goddamn image! :mad:

Re: LOL! How vain and shallow. Brides pick fat friends to look better walking down ai There will not be any fat women in my wedding. That's disgusting, get it fixed.

EDIT: ^^ Okay, that's a little scary, L3ggy. We just said pretty much the exact same thing about programs, price, and how to get it. Stay of out of my head! :mad: It's not very much fun to insult you if you're going to be sad face. :o Then I just feel like a jackass. I use Photoshop for mine...

I prefer this one. Here be dragons, Scotchland, and Yurop. :1orglaugh

You bumped a seven year-old thread to post those pictures? What in the fuckin' french toast is that about?

You'd miss me. You'd all miss me. Admit it. :tongue: I am the glue that keeps this place together...

This is my I don't give a fuck face. Yeah, that's what that looks like. I have a new siggy every week. You should do the same. Your picture of Brittney Skye looks very pixelated anyway. Maybe next time you shouldn't use Paint to create it. Just sayin'...

There's a reason that I listed NCAA as an option in my original post. :mad:

I can tell you this much: when I do decide to leave, I'm not going to make one of those idiotic goodbye threads. I'll just be gone. One day you'll turn around, and I won't be here. Or I'll just get ******. Probably this...

Fuck her, let her rot. Better yet, get someone to stab her a few times. Then hand the ***** to someone else to finish her off by stabbing her 16 more times. I don't want to hear any bullshit about how she's reformed. I don't want to hear any bullshit about how she was brainwashed. She took...

The thread title made it seem like we were trading him for something: Justin Bieber to North Korea for a head of cattle and a few servant families. I'd be okay with that...

Wait, wait. So was his full name Robert Probert? That would be awesome...

What the fuck would I do with 600,000 cookies? :dunno:

Q: How do you **** up Lady Gaga? A: Poker Face :hatsoff: I'll be here all week, tip your waitresses...

Fuck ****. If God wanted ******* to have rights, he would have given them the consciousness to fight for them.

True Romance line was a classic.

There were several threads about favorite individual teams and players but nothing that encompassed all sports leagues. So I took the initiative to put one together. Post your favorite teams and players (current or all-time) from each team. Don't pick more than two teams or players per pro...

::bangs head on wall:: I need a ****...

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Isn't it funny that the only people who don't like Wrigley are White Sox fans? :D To everyone else it's like heaven. Ask some of the non-Cubby fans on here and find out for yourself.

65 feet away = about 22 yards. Get a goddamn telephoto lens, you jackasses. How many pictures of oil soaked beaches and dead birds do we need anyway? Fuck, man. Anderson Cooper needs a swift boot to the face I'm so sick of hearing about this fucking tragedy that I don't even care about it anymore.