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Re: Prettiest Female face? The mods are going to flip when they see this thread. Some of your really missed the part about only posting 5 links per day in a thread. :popcorn: I want to see the ban hammer today or at least a stern beating.

Dude, she's not attractive at all. And you have a fucking cartoon cow in your siggy. Really? Here's a smokin' hot girl (AJ Alexander) using milk properly: :hatsoff: (click to enlarge)

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I joined during the free car giveaway. I didn't win the first prize, but I did get 50 head of cattle and a Korean servant ****** as a conciliation gift...

She went off the deep end? :dunno: I'll just be going now...

Then citizens of those inferior countries shouldn't come here to bitch about it. Judging by the fact that it's four pages long, I'd say the thread was pretty successful. Why don't you go follow your French football team. I hear they were really successful this year... :hatsoff:

Well, since it's been 173 degrees every damn day, I decided to the mow the yard and take care of the landscaping (pulling weeds, trimming the bushes) early in the morning. Yeah, that sounded manly... :o

Why in the green fuck do I care what you do with your unattractive girlfriend? That's your own damn business. And the fact that you're taking suggestions from strangers is very disconcerting...

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They are like a horses? She is being riden? :wtf:Obviously education isn't a priority in Alabama...

Of course it's tall to the Japanese: they're miniature. Godzilla was played by a chameleon...

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I noticed the **** on the lawn chairs first. Does that make me an alcoholic?

It's old and completely fake. The video comes from a scrapped Gatorade ad that never ran. Proof here. If you thought this video was real, go run ten laps around your house, moron. She's not Spiderman...

Wrong forum. Go run seven laps around your house. Welcome to FO! :glugglug:

I see you're still not catching onto the whole multi-quote function. If you were a regular user, you'd be ****** by now. Just sayin'...

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7/10. Naked or GTFO!

No. It looks like somebody beat me to it.

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During the summer, I always wear flip flops. The only time a woman looks at your feet is when is when she's too disgusted to look you in the eyes. For some of you on here, that must be the issue you're running into. Now, if it's not summer, I'll usually have my casual Doc Martens on. I also...

Maybe you should go totally invisible. Oh, and take your posts with you. :hatsoff:

Interesting stuff there. Wow, that would be a helluva way to go, wouldn't it? Not only did you lose the battle, but you're going to be ****** as a result of your failure. There is simply no modern comparison to the life of a Roman Gladiator. UFC fighters think they're tough, but they aren't...

Compose Petrarchan sonnets whilst listening to Depeche Mode and enjoying a fine Pinot Noir.

I don't think it has anything to do with computers being able to handle it. It's broken down into pages so that it's easier on the servers.

Normally, we go with merge, but whatever. I think you just wanted to say amalgamate. Been reading the thesaurus again?

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood? Just spitballin' here...

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This outfit (the girl too, if possible) and a bottle of Chardonnay. (click to enlarge)

She started the whole damn thing. :wtf: Bitches be crazy...

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Was the ship named Diversity?

Sigh. This was posted before, and it's not even close to being entirely accurate. See here.

Well, I'm using Purdue's backup QB because, as I mentioned, our starting QB isn't in the game. Your mileage will vary. :cool:

I have a few issues with the game this year: 1. Dropped passes. 80-90% of my incompletions are due to a pass being dropped. That's not realistic. It seems to be the worst on hitch or out routes. 2. Overthrows. This is just plain irritating. There have been many times where I've had open...

West Lafayette, Indiana: Boilermaker Country. Boiler Up!

The fuck are you? :dunno:

Jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, I'm not reading that whole fucking post. Give me the Sparknotes version, dammit!

Scorsese GoodFellas > A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, 2001, The Shining, and Full Metal Jacket.

I can understand yours and Whimsy's love of these cat pictures - it's the only way that you two guys ever see pussy...

Why in the Ringo Starr, yellow submarining hell is there a fucking apostrophe there? What exactly is being possessed to warrant such wanton ***** of punctuation? :mad: :mad: :mad: Sorry, **** like this just makes me want to curb stomp kittens...

Nude pictures of Gisele have cured cancer. Fact. That's how fucking hot she is.

Then I guess the Funny Pictures forum is a lying, conniving *** of a bitch. He's playing us against each other. :eek: I say we get our pitchforks and go after him! :mad:

Right next to the even with pictures this thread would be worthlesss emoticon. :hatsoff:

Have you been ******** the bong water? Quit posting in the wrong place. What in the blue hell is the matter with you?

The funny pictures forum called. He wanted me to tell you that you're posting in the wrong place. He also believes that suicide is your only option for this offense.

I can believe the *** in the candy store part. Your post looks like it was written by a middle school boy who just discovered Playboy. If that's the best day of your life, you must not get out much. Just sayin'...