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Baseball season is over this year. I'm looking forward to next year.

I reject your reality and substitute my own...

Fight Night Round 4 - 28(23)-0-0 right now in Legacy mode.

I remember thinking that The Sixth Sense was a very disconcerting movie the first time that I saw it. I'm not really scared by films anymore, but parts of that one gave me goosebumps. I saw The Tommyknockers when I was eleven and did not ***** for about three months after that. Grease 2 was...

Blockbuster definitely fucked themselves over. They use to have ridiculous late fees, and I stopped going there. Then they eliminated all late fees and lowered the prices for awhile to try and compete with Redbox. If you rented a new release, they threw in a non-new release rental for free. I...

It does say Museum of Sex in the lower left corner of the sign. And if you Google that, you'll find out that it's in New York. Just spitballin' here...

That's a ruff way to go...

Itself a league that is 41 years younger than the MLB. Age has no bearing on importance. :hatsoff:

Some being the key word here. And I **** the term MILF. It's so arbitrary and nondescript. I would welcome you here, but you posted in the wrong forum. Actually, I probably wouldn't have welcomed you anyway...

My guess is that it's not really her. :dunno: That would make sense, right? I could be wrong. I think that happened once...

Yeah. I think she'd think with a potted plant too though. It's not like she has any standards...

That''s just retarded. There's no funny there.

Who told Josh Elliot that he should infuse his own opinions into the highlights? Just show the clips and tell me what happened. I don't need your analysis and thoughts as well. He almost makes SportsCenter unwatchable at times. I'm also not a fan of the female anchors. Hannah Storm and Sage...

Monarchies, lolz. :1orglaugh

I'll take the brunette, you can keep the perfume.

There is no light. You're a burden on society and a miserable human being. There is no hope. Seek out a tall bridge and jump off...

That beats the hell out of an infraction. :tongue:

Re: Dutch pornstar Bobbi Eden promises BJ to ALL of her followers on twitter if NL wi She's rooting for the National League in the All-Star game? :confused: I guess they do need all the fan support the can get...

Perhaps. :o What a bunch of smart asses...

9.5/10 - she may be a whore, but her Playboy pictorial is pretty damn sexy.

This is me not bitching about who won the contest. This is what that looks like. (Hi, Petra!) :hatsoff:

Good luck, my man. My the ***** be with you.

If you were in front of me right now, I'd eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chiant if it guaranteed my victory...

Yep, it's called summer vacation. And I have another month or so of it left before I have to go back to work. That means I get to spend some of it here annoying the **** out of you. You're so lucky... It's okay. You just have poor taste in women.

Like this?

It would also look better in higher quality video. A pixelated ass is not really all that attractive. It's more blurry than anything. Just sayin'...

TPhnOKmhbBw Great (yet disconcerting) video too, IMHO.

You called me a stupid ass. My insult was retaliatory. :very sad face: Star Crunch? Those were the ****!

After I read the opening sentence, I didn't think the story could get any better. Then I read this: Awesome. If you're going to get busted for jumping naked on a trampoline, you damn sure better have your dick in your hand while doing it.

You made a thread about jacking off to an ugly girl. Yeah, that's certainly worthy of a serious discussion. Make more entertaining threads next time. Better yet, don't make any at all. :hatsoff:

We don't put two spaces in between words, dumbass. If I have to start doing that, the terrorists win.

I have to teach somebody while we're on summer vacation. I feel pretty useless sitting on my ass and getting paid for it. :tongue:

Are you some kind of damn moron? Let me explain this to you since you're not getting it: they - third person plural pronoun he - third person singular pronoun You should have used he, not they. Then you would change the linking verb (for S/V agreement) and the possessive pronoun. Thus you...

Crystal Clear Pepsi, Twix Mint, and Reese's Crunchy Cookie Cup. Those three come to mind immediately. I'm sure I'll think of a few more later... EDIT: Yeah, I was referencing a porn star there. :rolleyes: That's super.

They? :confused: Who else are you implying is upset? Or did you use the wrong personal pronoun, dipshit?

No, it's an expression, you dim-witted simpleton. Go ogle your precious (*cough*ugly*cough*) Kimmy Teen.

You have poor taste in women. Go team...

If I don't win one of these prizes, I'm going to **** you. Yes, you the fellow FO member reading this right now. You are my competition. I don't use my points for anything else so I plan on using them all on this. You'd be better off waiting for something else to come along. It would be much...

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That looks like a win to me. Douche bag clearly got what was coming to him...

If there was ever a Beatles Survivor where the weakest band member was voted off based on his musical acumen and ability, he would have gone first. Just sayin'...

I would have been happier if it was Larisa Oleynik. I had the biggest crush on Alex Mack when I was growing up... :o

7/10 - tits or GTFO! :tongue:

If by crush you mean extreme dislike, then you are correct. If I saw her in public, I'd punch her in the ovaries. Straight shot, right in the baby maker...

None his posts ever make any damn sense. I think he drinks the bong water...

Yeah, I saw this earlier, but I knew it wasn't accurate. The 2015 TV broadcast in the film was talking about the Cubs winning the World Series. I sort of haven't forgotten that.. :(

Some of you posting about your cars are clearly compensating for small dicks. Just sayin'...

There are certain things in life that I don't care about: other countries, minorities, soccer/football, the Metric System, classical music, The American League, ventriloquists, the price of tea in China. But above all of those, I care even less about Lindsay Lohan. She is a miserable ****...

I divorced Sara Jean Underwood after her boob job, but we've since reconciled. Plus, I have Lindsay Marie, Miranda Janine, Hope Dworaczyk, and Nikki Mitchell. Six seems like a good number...

My wife, Kimberly Holland.