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0/10 - I just ****** the *****.

I don't know. She's probably pretty old. It looks like she lived before they invented color...

Oh, quite yes. :1orglaugh Very easy. Doing well, actually. Working on another siggy and trying to fade it in and out at the end. I can't tween it like you did yet. Fireworks is a real bitch of a program. When you said something about disaster and inquired what was up with me, I thought you...

5/10 - a cartoon *** holding a grenade launcher. Am I missing something?

This is awesome. I love flame wars. Maybe someone will get ******. Here's my opinion: I'm against gay marriage. That's why I love the Midwest (minus Iowa). It'll never be legal here in the Hoosier State. High five for that! **tosses more wood on the fire**

If you're looking at thumbs while watching porn, you're doing it wrong.

Sigh, I'm hardly ever being serious on here. Ever. On to the picture (serious face): October 14, 2003. I will remember that day forever because it was my (at the time) fiancee's 21st birthday. We were watching this game at a bar and she was unbelievably **** faced. Not only did the Cubs lose...

What do you mean? :dunno:

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Never heard of her. :dunno: I don't watch Entourage or porn. What else has she done?

I don't give a flying fuck who you think is attractive. If I say she's ugly to me, then goddammit, she is. Get over it. That's more than I can say for you judging by the girl you put in your signature every week.

Where are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson? They're usually all over these racial stories. Shouldn't they be demanding justice, making speeches, and consoling the victims' families after this tragedy? Oh, that's right. Silly me, the victims were white. Never mind...

1. Boothy is a guy posing as a female. 2. I see good looking women all of the time in real life. She's definitely not one of them. 3. I would not hit it as you say. I don't even know her. :confused: That's disgusting considering that she ****** away four years ago...

Yeah, I'm aware of that. :rolleyes: Her paleness does make it difficult to distinguish her facial features though. For fuck's sake, find a tanning bed. I was nearly blinded by the picture. I suppose she does have nice hair. :dunno: But if you think she's attractive that's your prerogative. I...

This girl is a liberal? What the fuck happened? Everyone knows that is the path to the dark side. We're lucky it was only shoplifting... And if you think she's hot, get your vision checked. Just sayin'.

^^ Maybe one day, if we train him well enough, Luke will learn to embed YouTube videos. Then again maybe not. Let's just be happy that he's forming coherent sentences... :tongue:

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:why: Why are you spamming this into unrelated threads?

I knew you were too good to be true. A Duke fan, really? We may agree on baseball teams, but we're really far apart in terms of college basketball. You cut me deep, Jinxy. You cut me real deep. :( Boiler the Fuck Up!

1.Thanks, here's a dollar... in change... mostly pennies. 2. You will never love another! 3. Do you smell what The Rock is cookin'?

Doesn't affect me. They're still oppressed in the great state of Indiana. High five for that!

I like your avatar. I always respect women... after she finishes her chores and makes me a sandwich.

:mad: There will be no more demagoguery around here. I'll have to smash some heads. Check in, brah! I can agree with some of the Tea Party ideals: simplified tax system and lower taxes, balanced federal budget, reduced earmarks, repealing universal health care plan, and demonstrating...

6. Can properly make a sandwich. 7. Knows how to clean a house and do laundry. These are requirements of all women.

Pffft. What a colossal waste of money. Why would you spend your fortune on helping the impoverished when you could be buying more cars and planes for yourself? It's not their responsibility to help the poor. That's what governments are for. That's how we keep 'em down. :mad:

You're splitting hairs. Yes, slavery is not mentioned, but it is implied. In short: "...they used phrases like "importation of Persons" at Article 1, Section 9 for the slave trade, "other persons" at Article 1, Section 2, and "person held to service or labor" at Article 4, Section 2 for slaves...

Yeah, I stayed awake in history class too. :tongue: It was my favorite subject next to English. My overall point though was that parts of the Constitution have been changed before. It's important to do so when change is necessary. I'd better stop now though. If I keep saying change, I might...

^^ We're beating a dead ***** here. They're trying to amend the Constitution. The 14th amendment would be changed, thus that part would no longer be applicable. Sometimes that is necessary. Not everything written during the 18th century is applicable to the present time. If that were the case...

1MR would likely stab you in the throat for confusing army boys with the United States Navy.

If you were standing right next to me, I'd punch you right in the dick.

Nah, I added my standard right-wing rhetoric to this debate. You probably skipped right by it though since it conflicts with your pinko commie ideals. :tongue:

10/10 + respect points. So you're on a boat, bitch? Uf7AkSdJcD4

9/10 Ehhhhhhhhhhhh. Arthur Fonzarelli, classic.

Oooh, let's not get ahead of ourselves. :o Let me learn to walk upright and build a fire first. Counting and spoken language are very advanced concepts... :D

I defy you to find another thread where the word demagogue (or a derivative) appeared eight times. Well, nine now. When did that become a hot button word. It's fun to say though. Verisimilitude. Indubitably. Enantiodromic...

I'll take none of the above for $600 please, Alex. Also, the search function called. In short, this is how he described this thread idea: :*****:

Er... that's the point of the law, dude. They aren't going to be citizens if their parents are ******* aliens. :confused:

4/10 - You lose six points because I don't have the faintest fucking clue what's going on in your siggy. :tongue: (and what's wrong with my logos?)

Aaron Rodgers doesn't even play baseball, nor does Andy Roddick. Oh, the other A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez... :*****: If the news doesn't concern him getting hit by a bus, I'm not interested. He was on steroids and he's a Yankee. He's dead to me.

Yeah, I just figured that went without saying. He's always been a little light in the loafers...

:dito: We don't have a what now, bitches smiley, so I guess this will do. The political motivations of the law aren't relevant. The fact that it will not grant citizenship to the ******** of ******* immigrants in this country is relevant. You can whine about it being an election ploy, but it...

Will Brett Favre retire?

No, that's Greg. Dirk is the guy in the back with the gas mask and the helmet. PirateKing is the guy with a sweatshirt over his face who looks like he's ready to run. BB is holding the flag. He was only there for a friendly game of capture the flag. L3ggy, of course, is our faithful canine...

^^ I saw that on FavreCenter this morning. Here's an article about it and a video straight from the *****'s mouth. If you care, click the link. I know I don't. But some people do or there wouldn't be this much goddamn coverage! :mad:

That is some funny **** right there. :1orglaugh :sing: You don't have to come and confess, we lookin' for you. We gonna find you, we gonna find you So you can run and tell that Run and tell that Run and tell that homeboy, home, home, homeboy! :sing:

Sharon Tate :dunno:

I'll take that remark as genuine without any facetiousness to it. So you're welcome. I am only here to improve the lives of others...

Dan Akroyd and Justin Timberlake? What the fuck is that about? Worst. Idea. Ever.

It doesn't matter who I am! ffo3_fO_RA8

The one where you don't fuck her because you develop better taste and a sense of self worth. Yeah, that one. Try it.