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Tie a rope around her neck. Stab her 16 times. I call it the Sharon Tate. Enjoy...

Goose Island, particularly 312, Honker's Ale, and the Nut Brown Ale. If I'm ******** cheap, give me Miller High Life.

Jayden Jaymes for sure. I could stare at that ass all day.

The chandelier is very off putting. I can't get past that...

Not a great song, but damn, it's catchy. The girl looks good too. UbqZsSYUreU

Ron Santo

8/10 - Planes are neat, I guess. Meh...

Thank you, Wikipedia.

I don't like either one of those fucks. :glugglug:

It was all right. :dunno:. The film was a little psychedelic. I hear it's better if you take LSD before watching it. You can taste the colors. I wouldn't really call it a home wrecker though...

pugilist

^^ By beg, he means satisfy. And that's a tall order my friend.

I think that as long as you don't consistently post bad links, you'll be okay. But if you make a habit of it, Petra will punish you. And you don't want your testicles pounded flat with a meat tenderizer while you watch garden gnome porn, do you?

No problem. Little hint though: even though it says there's an error on the page when you post on someone's visitor wall, there isn't. Just hit refresh and the message will be there. This will keep you from double posting every time.

I see what your problem was: the image itself is shitty quality. This is about as good as it's going to get. I cropped it into a square and put a border around it. When you go to change your avatar, paste this URL: http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-26/9238258ag.png It might take...

The Iroquois and Algonquin tribes would have unified their Native American brethren and formed the greatest nation on Earth.

Er... actually he was. It was a web series: apEZpYnN_1g. :hatsoff:

I invented the Internet and ***** with Marilyn Monroe. At the same time. On top of a castle. In Fiji. During a hailstorm on the summer solstice.

This will get acknowledged big time on FreeOnes. I guarantee it. It's bigger than Christmas...

All of them did? Damn it, I missed it. :mad: Was it televised? I would have liked to have seen all the adherents of Islam declare war on us at once. Oh, they all didn't, did they? It was just a radical few, wasn't it?

:dito: This will be a great day for humanity.

Awesome. Someone had to finish what Merriman started. I **** that bitch. :mad:

That lady looks like a fat mess. Who'd want to ****** her? Can you really be that shocked though? Donald Duck doesn't even wear pants. He's naked from the chest down. :eek:

I'm really ashamed and embarrassed by the posts of some of my fellow GOPers in this thread. :facepalm:

Zero. I never saw the point of subscribing to threads. I don't care enough about what anyone else has to say. That's just me though...

That was uncalled for. :tongue:

Love the signature. :D

She's nasty. She doesn't look good. I wish she'd go away.

Trust me, you don't get neg repped nearly as often as I do.

Weird. I tried it this morning and it worked fine. :dunno: I don't get it... (Dirk is a fuck stick)

^^ I'm pretty sure that Dan Quayle had something to do with his *** being an incompetent Republican. Just sayin'...

^^ For fuck's sake, they aren't building the goddamn thing on ground zero. It's near it. Donny, you're out of your element!

So, if I only need two minutes, could I just give her $7 and tell her to keep the change? That's pretty cheap...

Yep.

I need an image to work with. Give me a link and I'll see what I can do.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get crazy. At least Muslims don't believe that a galactic ruler named Xenu assembled billions of citizens under the guise of tax inspections, then ********* them, and flew them to Earth using DC-8s. Once he got them there, he put them near volcanoes and destroyed them...

Does it have anything to with the Cubs being 529 games out of first place? I know that makes me cry myself to *****...

I can see why people would be angry, but not all Muslims are Jihadist extremists. We are a country founded upon basic religious freedom for all. There are no stipulations about who it applies to. And while a Mosque near ground zero might anger some people, legally there are no grounds to...

You can't view animated gifs on your phone? Oh, you are missing out...

It's a big conspiracy. The hijackers on 9/11 knew that nine years later their religious holiday would fall on this exact day. I advise you to buy 10,000 cans of Spaghetti Os and seek shelter underground immediately. Eat only one can every day and emerge from hiding after you've consumed the last...

Yeah, give me an image or images. Tell me what else you want: - do you want it animated or scrolling (like my current siggy) or just standard. - do you want your name on it somewhere? Stuff like that. I'll make one or two and let you choose which one you want.

It's the Internet, dude. I could tell you that I drank fifteen beers and high-fived the Pope in celebration, and you'd be none the wiser. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to Olivia Wilde. She's awfully lonely in my bedroom right now...

5/10 - Oh dear, it appears she's covered her face in Cinnabon icing...

If she acquired a pretty face and ditched the over sized fake tits, she could be attractive.

Yeah, because you can discern that from a game. :rolleyes: If video games translated to real life, I'd be the best quarterback, ***** *******, car driving, and empire building sumbitch on the planet.

I usually put a FreeOnes babe link in my signature for both my avatar and signature girl. I do this so that I don't get bombarded with questions about who the hot girl is. When I went to change it this week, I get an error message that read: 1. BB url code is not allowed. I know that we...

Everyone defecates. It's very sophomoric to be concerned about these matters. I use all bathrooms the same regardless of whether it's at home or on the road.

Very. We've only had one Vlad anyway that I know of.

Did they steal that from The Ring? Samara doesn't *****...

Yes, I was. Do you want me to make you a siggy?