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  1. Ace Bandage

    No problem. ;) As I said, use it only if you wish to.

    No problem. ;) As I said, use it only if you wish to.
  2. Ace Bandage

    Paste this code in your signature if you so desire...

    Paste this code in your signature if you so desire: http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-26/2047Sunny-Leone-1-.gif Then put this image tag [IMG] at the end of it. It should look like this when you're done: [IMG] :hatsoff:
  3. Ace Bandage

    How add new model?

    http://www.freeones.com/babenew/ Go crazy. Also, the search function called. He wasn't very happy...
  4. Ace Bandage

    Sig Problem?

    All right, I'll put something together and if you like it you can use it. If not, you won't hurt my feelings.
  5. Ace Bandage

    First picture of the 22ft-long ******* that terrorised Australian community

    I'll bet his last words were, "Aw, crikey!"
  6. Ace Bandage

    What are you listening to right now?

    Cubs vs. Reds. Though I don't know why I still bother. 1-9 during the last ten games. :facepalm:
  7. Ace Bandage

    Beautiful vs Sexy

    The girl in your avatar is fuzzy. Was she out of focus or was the camera?
  8. Ace Bandage

    Sig Problem?

    C'mon, man! Your sig just says qwerty (unoriginal, much?). Hell, you could have just typed that every time. Give me an actress or porn star's name. I'll make something for you as long as your promise not to just use what you have now.
  9. Ace Bandage

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    I'm stoked for the season. Colts aren't fuckin' around this year. We will win at least 13 games. We will return to the Super Bowl. Peyton fuckin' Manning will win the SB and regular season MVP award. That is all.
  10. Ace Bandage

    Funny dreams

    I once had a ***** where all poor people and other undesirables were exterminated. That was awesome. Then I had to **** up. :(
  11. Ace Bandage

    Beautiful vs Sexy

    I classify women into two categories: those who will make sandwiches, and those who need to learn their role.
  12. Ace Bandage

    Yet another sexy Teacher caught giving it up to her Students / Real Life Teachers fucking Students

    Re: Student told of sex with former Freeland teacher Sigh, she's not doing anything to advance the profession. The fuck is wrong with these people?
  13. Ace Bandage

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    9/10 (*cough* boobs *cough*)
  14. Ace Bandage

    Role Playing Fantasies Whats yours ?

    Mass Effect would be cool. Space, guns and sexy aliens. I know you had a different role play in mind, but I don't give a fuck.
  15. Ace Bandage

    Underemployed

    Sell *******. It's a great way to supplement your income.
  16. Ace Bandage

    Sig Problem?

    You have to click "show your signature" at the bottom of the text box when you post a message. Click this every time you post or your siggy won't show up.
  17. Ace Bandage

    Rachel RoXXX has finally been made anal

    :why: You bumped a nine month old thread for that? I don't know why a girl performing anal sex on camera is so important to you. :dunno:
  18. Ace Bandage

    First picture of the 22ft-long ******* that terrorised Australian community

    That's not a *******. It's just a large version of a common ******. Sort of like Kirstie Alley. Manbearpig is a *******.
  19. Ace Bandage

    Finalist dies at World Sauna event in Finland

    Find a tall bridge. Practice swan diving into the shallow end.
  20. Ace Bandage

    Finalist dies at World Sauna event in Finland

    Darwinism. If you aren't advancing humanity, GTFO!
  21. Ace Bandage

    Next Up In The ********* Sex Tape Sweepstakes

    Alex, I made one with Ashley if you're interested...
  22. Ace Bandage

    Rate the signature above you

    9/10 - love that ad campaign. The best one is "sharks have a week dedicated to him."
  23. Ace Bandage

    What's in your pocket right now ?

    Nothing. I'm in bum around clothes because Saturday is cleaning day. Normally though, I'll have my keys, wallet, and iPhone.
  24. Ace Bandage

    For The Lovers Of Fake Breasts

    Ugh. I'll bet her boobs are harder than concrete. That's not attractive in the least bit. You have to love the I don't want to develop a personality, just make my tits bigger mentality.
  25. Ace Bandage

    10 Biggest Misconceptions We Learn in School

    I'll bet his major motivation for doing that was getting a city in Ohio named after him...
  26. Ace Bandage

    ** Hollywood meets Pornwood **

    The search function just called. He's very angry. We need to sacrifice some virgins or something. Speaking of virgins, what's ~whimsy~ up to right now?
  27. Ace Bandage

    10 Biggest Misconceptions We Learn in School

    There's a pretty good book about this topic called Lies My Teacher Told Me: Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong. The author rants on textbooks and teachers occasionally, but it's still a pretty good read. Interestingly enough, I picked this book up at a teacher's conference...
  28. Ace Bandage

    Board Etiquette

    I don't thank anyone who reps me. They don't do it often enough to begin with, so why bother? If rep was gold bullion, then I'd be thanking people. It's just a meaningless number, and I don't really like any of these people anyway. Seriously though, I **** when people thank me for repping...
  29. Ace Bandage

    Decadentlifestyle.net

    ^^ Man, you guys are a bunch of dicks. :tongue: But as a general rule, I avoid sites with the name decadent in the web address...
  30. Ace Bandage

    What Do You Like About Your City Or Town

    The Purdue University and Fort Ouiatenon. Indianapolis (bars, strip clubs, Pacers, and Colts) is an hour away. Ball State and IU are both within a couple of hours. We have some great parks here, and the crime rate is fairly low.
  31. Ace Bandage

    10 Biggest Misconceptions We Learn in School

    "And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed—if all records told the same tale—then the lie ****** into history and became truth. 'Who controls the past' ran the Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.'"
  32. Ace Bandage

    Embedding.

    ^^ Correct me if I'm wrong, but you can post links to other video sites. However, the only ones that can be embedded are YouTube videos. If your link comes up with ****, then that site is ****** from FO. Attempting to circumvent the censor would be very disadvantageous to your membership.
  33. Ace Bandage

    Chinese missile could shift Pacific power balance

    The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
  34. Ace Bandage

    What are you listening to right now?

    FMzKgB1cf24
  35. Ace Bandage

    SCORE! I can't believe a girl so hot would do porn

    But she's so bad at it. The guy always looks like he's fucking a dead fish and she looks like she'd rather have her head sewn to the carpet than participate in the scene. She only get into hardcore out of spite - her porn star boyfriend wouldn't stop doing hardcore so she started doing it...
  36. Ace Bandage

    Wyclef Jean confirms he will run for Haiti president

    :why: You want to ban someone for posting a legitimate news story? Are you still pissed off about your failed SS thread. Get over it.
  37. Ace Bandage

    What do you consider a BBW?

    BBW is just a euphemism for fat mess. I'll take healthy, fit woman over that any time.
  38. Ace Bandage

    ever met a ********* in real life?

    I met Terrel Owens after a 49ers game in St. Louis. It was in the regular season before Owen's historic catch in the playoffs. As I walked up to him in the locker room, he pretended not to notice until I was about two feet away. Then he turned his head quickly and yelled, "Boo!" I started...
  39. Ace Bandage

    Would you smack Naomi Campbell for me?

    Her name is Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.
  40. Ace Bandage

    Rate the signature above you

    No, there are L3ggy siggys constructed by HB. :tongue:
  41. Ace Bandage

    Rate the signature above you

    :why: 7/10. A L3ggy siggy should feature wolves not... whatever the fuck those are. :2 cents:
  42. Ace Bandage

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Andrea Marie? Hells yeah! :D
  43. Ace Bandage

    Pls id

    I see your other attempts were deleted? Who makes six identical threads for the same mediocre looking female? :facepalm:
  44. Ace Bandage

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    No, really it doesn't. If I have to choose a sport to watch in person, I'll choose baseball every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Nothing (and I mean, nothing) beats at a day at the ballpark. Give me a ****, some peanuts, and tickets to The Friendly Confines, and I'm ready for a perfect day.
  45. Ace Bandage

    Took you long enough to figure out. :tongue: You owe me about seven or so. Just sayin'...

    Took you long enough to figure out. :tongue: You owe me about seven or so. Just sayin'...
  46. Ace Bandage

    Ah, I see. Murphy's Law. :mad: I'm hell bent on making Fireworks work. It's a great program. I...

    Ah, I see. Murphy's Law. :mad: I'm hell bent on making Fireworks work. It's a great program. I had to teach myself how to use it, but I'm learning. If I can't get it to do what I want, then I'll just do without.
  47. Ace Bandage

    Butters!

    Someone named after a spread composed of churned cream is not the best.
  48. Ace Bandage

    Giuliani ********, Caroline Giuliani busted shoplifting

    Apology accepted. Change, yes we can!
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