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What in the french toast is going on here? I didn't sign up for art class. :mad:

:why: This looks like a fantastic opportunity to practice combining sentences. They're essentially the same.

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The people with whom I associate don't receive or forward texts from 12 year-old ****. If those are example messages, I'm not missing anything...

Yes, he could have turned it around. Of course that would have required him to possess higher mental faculties than lake trout. Clearly, he didn't. Even deceased trout can spell potato.

When did you become the Impaler? :dunno: I almost insulted you until you said you were posting from a phone. I didn't think we had two Vlads restricted to phone use... :D

They're secretly encouraging this. Busty Chinese women are the last phase of their plan for global domination. We've been warned...

Just for the record, we don't claim Dan Quayle. In fact, we voted him off, Survivor style. That's why he lives in Arizona now. His *** wouldn't be elected hall monitor in Indiana. Complete and utter ownage: O-7gpgXNWYI I see what you did there. This *** might be a bigger douche than his...

Wow, the pictorial was a letdown. Eight photos, really? They paid her $500,000 for eight pictures? I was expecting a little more...

This is the only WWF that I'm aware of: NtjF7XJAciU

I would say that this thread should be in the funny pictures forum, but it wasn't funny. It also wasn't interesting, so I guess it's fine here among the other mundane topics. :*****:

I was very sad faced to hear that your site will shut down. I can console you if necessary. And by console, I mean ravage... :elaugh:

I always saw Jesus as more of a Chatroulette guy...

6/10

:sing: You stole my happy, you made me cry. Took the lonely and took me for a ride. And I wanna uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-undo it. You had my heart, now I want it back ...... :sing:

I don't know. Maybe we should give him the whole term and then decide. :dunno: Just spitballin' here...

:*****: Jesus goddamn Christ. He has a job just like the rest of us. Do you work 168 hours a week? No, you don't. So why the fuck should he? He deserves to have some free time. I don't give a flying fuck if he chooses to attend games during his down time. I'm sure the country isn't going to...

:wave2: I am myself. If you find that cool, I'm honored.

I only lie to get into a girl's pants. That's perfectly acceptable.

1908 Chicago Cubs are noticeably absent from the list. :mad: Tinker, Evers, Chance, Three Finger Brown, and Orval Overall to name a few key players.

Shall we take you figuratively instead? :dunno:

So you were trying to stir **** up, you sly devil, you. :tongue: Not even I (a most humble GOPer) can buy that rhetoric. How does someone write something like that and expect to be taken seriously? Fucker must have been a teabagger...

This article is a perfect example of why that site does not have any credibility whatsoever. The addendum also shows the author's grasp of history:

No.

Not really a character, but Michelle Beadle from Sportsnation is smokin' hot.

They're about as real as Jesus or the Easter Bunny...

I know you used the wrong form of you're. :tongue: If you want to believe the liberal media, you can. Statistics, figures, tables, charts, graphs... What does it all mean? I know in my gut that global warming is a fallacy. You can keep your facts.

No. People in the 80s and 90s were ugly with weird hair. All of them were fuzzy and grainy. HD people are much more attractive. Hell, you can see their pores (read imperfections) and implant scars...

Global warming is a fallacy. That is all.

Roger Ebert called. He totally agrees...

I really heart Alektra Blue. As long as Keanu Reeves doesn't show up, it should be pretty good.

6/10

Nope. Boobs or GTFO!

It's Roxanne Milana. I use Adobe Photoshop's bicubic sharper to resize it. Then I save it as a .png file. It holds the resolution really well. If you have paint you can save your avatar as .png file too.

Ugh, I know. She was literally perfect until she got implants. :mad:

I feel like that could potentially be too much hotness for one evening. And while I'd love to be there to see it, the Hoosier State is damn far from Arizona. Alas, I'll be there in spirit... :(

Let's hear your one-liner, Carson.

115 lbs. I'm not reading the OP until he gives me a Sparknotes version. Is it a standard exaggerated, uninteresting story bereft of any point? We get those pretty often...

Same team, Farva! I guess the honeymoon is off. :dunno: I'm glad we celebrate with ********* and cake instead...

Thanks for the SOTW nom. I'm just figuring out how to animate siggys. Adobe Fireworks is mucho fun! :D

There is no spoon.

Time for more Tess pics? :dunno: Okay, sounds good. You didn't get these from me... :batman: (click to enlarge)

Much better! :hatsoff:

That might have been the least funny thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

K, resized it for you. Go here: http://a.imagehost.org/view/0404/Untitled-1_3 Copy the Forum Hotlink link and paste it into your signature to change it. Should look like this: [img]

A little heads up for you. Your signature can only be 575x100 in size. Your current one is substantially bigger than that. It will be eventually be deleted by a mod, but you can always re-size it and then re-post it.

It depends on what you're asking about. If you look on the board page, it gives a description on the types of threads that go there. Figure out which one matches your question, and post it there.

5/10 - a little fuzzy.

Carrie_Minter (click to enlarge)

Danica McKellar. Winnie Cooper was one of my first loves...