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Re: Pornstars Who Look Like Pornstars Bleedin' Christ, does anyone have any goddamn heroine? We couldn't just have a Porn stars who look similar or Similar looking porn stars thread? No, it has to be Porn stars who look like porn stars. There's a bit of ambiguity there, right? Of course a porn...

^^ Sigh. You're both doing it wrong. You're supposed to insult me for being a Grammar **** or perhaps curse me repeatedly. Or maybe you just insult my avatar or my love of the Cubs. Then we wittily banter back and forth and a great time is had by all. It's not any fun if you're benign...

Don't pursue a journalism career. You don't have a future there...

What in the fuckin' french toast is going on here? That doesn't make any damn sense. I'm going to start stabbing baby kittens to release my frustration. That's right, your mistakes are now going to **** defenseless *******. I hope you ***** well at night...

I'll take "none of the above" for $600 please, Alex...

Do chicks dig your four-inch dick?

For fuck's sake, move your goddamn house, man! You're already annoying me so it's no surprise they're annoyed as well. You don't want to feel the wrath of Xenu, do you?

About three seconds - the amount of time you last during sex.

I blame it on Black people, Volkswagen, the Metric System, and the price of tea in China.

Yeah, but at least you quoted the pictures in your response. God knows seeing them once wasn't enough. :rolleyes: Why do people do this? Isn't it obvious what the fuck you were talking about? Do you need to reference it by re-posting the pictures?

On nights like tonight, when our starting pitcher gets yanked after one inning and allowing five runs, I wonder why I bother watching. All it does is irritate me. Hendry has said on multiple occasions that he will not replace Lou after this year. But the Sandberg rumor has been persistent. I...

If we're going to hand out prison terms for movie performances, Nicholas Cage should be serving consecutive life sentences for everything he's ever done. Christ, what a fuckin' douche!

Yeah, we covered that, Wikipedia. Crawl back into your hole.

Yeah, try putting a comma between your interrogative statement and the object of direct address.

One of my all-time favorite speeches in a movie. hU3a1PDtTYk There's no ****** baseball! :mad: I yell this at my little leaguers all the time... rWoD2sQ9LiU

I love how he lists the vehicle at 15,000 miles, but the Auto Check lists it at 202,379 as of April 2007. That's a bit of a discrepancy, isn't it? And if you think he's not doing it for the money, I have some ocean front property in Indiana you might be interested in buying. There isn't...

The search function because she is so under utilized...

Was it because she was black? Seriously though, why is a pregnant woman fighting? She doesn't deserve to have ********...

Yeah, that's what I meant. :( I guess I'm using verbs and present participles in the same sentence today. High five.

That could be any woman. If they aren't making sandwiches, cleaning, or raising ********, they're doing it wrong.

Yeah, because if your were convicted it had to be because of the color of your skin, not the fact that you didn't pay your goddamn taxes. :mad: Lock 'em up!

Thanks, jackass. I played last year, but I'm sitting out this year. I'm already in two leagues as it is. Here's a team name though if you need one: Pimpin' Ain't Breesy. :hatsoff:

:eek: If yellow fluids comes are coming out of your ass during anal sex, consult a proctologist.

discordance

Yes, even if only to irritate Alex. :tongue: (the next poster better be willing to fuck The People's Champion)

Well, in retrospect, that was certainly a glaring omission from my tenth grade history textbook. My whole education has been a lie. :mad: I wonder what else I missed out on...

Re: Do you like roller coaster? Hells yeah. I love me some roller coasters. Cedar Point and Kings Island are both only a state away. There's also a Six Flags in Illinois and Kentucky. I try to go to a couple of 'em a year. :1orglaugh If it was some other jackass, I might have said something...

Originality fail/10 Go stick your head in a toilet.

I'm sure your cat is really into you too. Give him some time, you'll both be accustomed to it eventually...

^^ Your signature might be the biggest fail in history of FO. I'm pretty sure that 1,022 × 224 is well above the 575 x 100 maximum size requirements. Thanks for playing though...

Spam, much? Why the fuck would I want one of his cars? And he's not a legend. He just ejaculates a large volume of semen. EDIT: It's a 1993 Nissan. :1orglaugh Looks somebody has a bit of a financial crisis...

Re: Life on Earth wiped out every 27 million years (so we're safe for 16 million year I'll take Williams over Tali any day. :tongue:

Re: Life on Earth wiped out every 27 million years (so we're safe for 16 million year So the Reapers are returning in 16 million years? :dunno: Good to know...

Does this mean that I won't get a Christmas card from you? :( Can we still spoon?

Yeah... I prefer porn stars who are a little younger. Like 25 years or so. Definitely not awesomeness...

Rather than remove it, simply cover it up with one of these. My favorite :hatsoff:

Should I point you in the direction of the door?

Chuck Norris could shoot down enemy planes by pointing his finger at them and shouting, "Bang!"

TEA stands for "taxed enough already," but it's also an allusion to the Boston Tea Party. They're against every piece of legislation ever created by Democrats - public health care options, bailouts, the stimulus act, etc. They want to lower taxes and create a simplified system, reduce...

Well, you're pretty close. The Teabaggers are deranged people on the fringe of the Republican Party who are suddenly gaining mainstream momentum. They scare me and I'm a Conservative. ACORN came into prominence while trying help register poor people to vote so they could help elect Obama and...

As I noted above, my original post was not meant to taken seriously. Thanks for playing though. You're another one of those little pathetic snots on here who just likes to hear himself talk. :hatsoff:

^^ Sure, if you take out all of Christian Bale's parts, The Dark Knight was a very solid movie. w2yv8aT0UFc

The Great One appreciates the rep! :hatsoff:

The Great One appreciates the rep! :hatsoff:

I'll still be celebrating our recent World Series victory, so if the apocalypse comes then, so be it.

^^ Okay, yes. If Jayden Jaymes was an option, I would have to partake in that.

Her pearl necklace. I think she needs another one...