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:cry: That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Thanks! :D

9/10. You can change your avatar too, you know. Maybe like to something with boobs. Or it could even have boobs. Hell, even boobs would be nice. Just sayin'...

^^ I didn't read any of that, nor do I plan to. Let us have a moment of silence for the slain punctuation marks in the above post. :bows head in remembrance::

A little overbearing, slightly overweight, and very fruity. He looks a little whimsical to me...

Really? :surprise: Those are five words I did not expect to see upon my return. (WTF is with all of the new emoticons?)

Insert nasty comment, rude insult, and toilet insertion remark here. Increases post count.

All of the fat Japanese women were unable to escape Godzilla. Only the skinny ones survived. You know, natural selection...

Sorry, I just don't think I can embarrass him any more than that profile should. I let the team down, didn't I?

9/10. Who is that?

Oh yeah, talk dirty to me...

There's no need to thank me. Your unending love and adoration are enough.

I know, right? The whole set is that away. 35 pictures of awesomeness.

:facepalm: Wow, I don't have anything to add here.

Some pics from her most recent set. You didn't get these from me... :cool: (Damn, its hard to only pick 5)

It's not on video, you can't prove anything... :o

Bears are godless ******* machines. What the fuck would you do if one was in your car? Well, I guess you'd be in the market for a new one. I wonder if the seats tasted good...

Okay, you're right. Rep is my life. I stay up until all hours of the evening thinking of ways to make my number higher. I belittle other people because my life is in shambles. Secretly, I cry in my *****. I start arguments on the Internet and run away like a bitch. Better now? Can I now go...

I'll harass all of the people that I want to harass whenever I want to harass them. It's all in good fun or I would have been ****** already. Perhaps one day you'll learn the difference between someone being facetious and someone being serious. It's a running gag on here that rep is very...

Oh yeah, the guy that posts about how he wins every verbal spat. No wonder I had forgotten. I don't think anyone cares enough about rep on here to cry about it though. You only have 1,400 in rep power. It's not like a negative from you would have affected me... And I neg repped you for posting...

Who are you again? :dunno: And who have you ever shut down (whatever the fuck that means :confused:)? I've never in my life seen you on the talk forum.

Shay is definitely one of my favorites. I look forward to seeing some new material from her as well.

I'm going to eat your ******** as punishment for permanently blinding me...

They pay you to work the beat, not beat off. :facepalm: If he was on duty, he deserves to be canned. What a moron...

Never heard of him. Does he ever post in the talk or member's forum? :dunno: The rest of you seem to be in love with him so I guess we probably wouldn't get along well anyway. Thanks for everything you do, whatever that may be...

This guy: uLTIowBF0kE These commercials are genius. Or this guy: z5SIsoSmr5s Sharks have a week dedicated to him...

9/10 - very nice.

5/10 - there is definitely such a thing as too big.

Yeah, that was waste of $35,000. I'm sure that money could have been used elsewhere. That bitch didn't deserve a dime.

I can't rep you yet for the People's Eyebrow emoticon, but I will.

Re: New Smilies Yeah, how do I not have my own emoticon yet? I suppose that I did provide the facepalm smiley that we're all using now. That'll do, pig. Really, there's not need to thank me. I'm all about helping others...

They moved and the site name is different now. Try this: http://www.dollhouse.adultforumlink.net

^^ Is there anyway we could just delete you instead?

Fixed! :thumbsup:

2nd coming? :dunno: Christ came so many more times than that already. Just ask Peter...

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. :mad:

A woman should be the one going to make her man a sandwich after sex. After this light snack, the man will drift off to *****. The woman is then free to clean the house or do laundry. If she has finished her chores, she may read Cosmo so as to better understand how to please her man.

Favorite: Leah Remini gAXmptPVRnM

If you're that concerned, when you close your account, you user name is deleted and replaced with member1234 or something to that effect. It shouldn't be that big of a deal unless you weren't smart enough to use a fake name. Oh, I see... You can also change your user name one time if you PM...

Jayden Jaymes.

The O.C. Rachel Bilson, Autumn Reeser, Olivia Wilde, and Mischa Barton. That much hotness will make time fly, guaranteed.

^^ I guess I could change it to a picture of Ashley Dupré. I took some candids while I was banging her last night... :hatsoff:

Lisa?

Fixed! :thumbsup:

Re: You theme song. Or I just picked a catchy entrance theme that I liked. :dunno: I don't act like The Rock. I'm not shining things up and sticking them up people's asses, I'm not raising my left eyebrow, I'm not calling anyone a roody-*** candy ass, I'm not delivering the people's elbow...

Or this kind... (Wow, this song was so senior year of college. Why do I still know the words?) nraQqhQqRx4

If they weren't American, it doesn't concern me.

This for sure. But you're friendly. You could be Wal-Mart greeter; you've already nailed two of the job requirements.

It's an existentialist blog. Maybe it exists, but you don't. Think about that.

Is anyone else very disconcerted by the misused relative determiner in the thread title? Just me then... okay. The girl in my siggy is all natural by the way. She's certainly been one of the best within the last fifteen years.

Not even this kind? JmcA9LIIXWw