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I've never lived anywhere outside the great state of Indiana. I have honestly not had a problem with any town I've lived in. Currently, West Lafayette is beautiful and it's a college town. What's not to love?

Nope. 5'4" - 5'6" and 100-110 lbs. That's perfect. Think Sara Jean Underwood. (click to enlarge) See what I mean? Her frame doesn't need an extra 22 lbs. :hatsoff:

You're not missing anything, the last ones are just cut off. I think the board is rendering it properly. It might just be a browser issue. Have you tried switching to a different one to see if it's the same way on another one? This is what mine looks like: (click to enlarge)

Dude, you lost me at 250 lbs. I don't even want to visualize that. Even a girl half her size would be pushing it in terms of weight. :eeew:

I remember watching Giant Gonzalez come down and dismantle the Undertaker during the Royal Rumble. That scared the **** out of back then. 1GD093idUXs

I see it took less than a week for people to start ******* this emoticon. Remember, you have me to thank for having it in the first place. You're welcome. No, no. There's no need to thank me.

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Feel free to heap piles of praise upon me as well... Note: none is not an option. Even if you didn't realize it, you missed me on a subconscious level.

Re: Name 250,000 women you would fuck like there was no tomorrow... How about Autumn Reeser for the next 250,000 days. Awesome.

Who knew that washing machines could be epileptic? :dunno:

What was so great about that? Did I take crazy pills or something? The goalies allowed 8/9 shots on goal. I could be a goalie if I only had to stop one shot. The point is to not allow them to score, right? The fuck was that about...

:wtf: I made it to 586 dollars, and then you lost me...

No, it's a vile, disgusting habit.

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Asking for passwords is forbidden. I will now extract a pound of flesh from your body as a punishment. mv5qzMtLE60

If you were a man, you would just quit cold turkey. Just sayin'...

Darwinism strikes again. If you aren't advancing humanity, GTFO!

1. Those aren't ***********. 2. Jodie Marsh is an ugly attention whore. 3. Lindsay Lohan is a crack whoring sluttish piece of gutter trash. 4. There is such a thing as too big. Chelsea Charms ****** it over a few times. 5. Kelly Osborne is a fat mess. That is all.

Wow, really? Ulysses you disappoint me. I think I hear a toilet calling your name... Here's the photo in question:

I heard he's going to the Miami Heat now to try and win a title...

Am I detecting some sarcasm there? :mad: Don't think I won't dropkick you just because you're witty and beautiful... You get a 9/10, but I'm not happy about it.

9/10 - You lose a point because bears are soulless, godless, rampaging ******* machines. Polar bears are badass though...

Male or female, that's ugly. And the Myspace purse your lips together pose is not not attractive. Ever. It doesn't look pouty, it just makes me want to punch you.

^^ Me too. We used to put the fun in dysfunctional. Somebody stole the fun...

The O.C. As long as it stars Rachel Bilson, Olivia Wilde, Autumn Reeser, Willa Holland, and Mischa Barton, it has to be awesome.

Normally, I would direct you to the toilet to insert your head, but that's not kosher anymore. Here's your link. :( If you have any other questions pertaining to the board, try the search function at the top of the page. :hatsoff: That'll do pig...

... I had won the victory over myself. I loved Big *******. :(

:nono: We must treat new members with respect and guide them along the correct path. They are not here to be berated or ******...

Fat people don't deserve to have rights. They shouldn't even be allowed to use public transportation or airline travel. Get your own goddamn fat car and drive your fat self wherever your fat ass needs to go. Ugh, disgusting trash bereft of any redeeming qualities. Get on a treadmill! :mad:

Might I humbly suggest a more thorough use of the search function next time. That being said, I'll take Sara Jean Underwood before the boob job. That is perfection.

Thanks for the welcome back, sir. :hatsoff:

TY for the welcome back! :D

TY, sir! :D

Words cannot properly express my disappointment right now. :mad: I would sell my ****** into ****** slavery in Siberia for a chance to see her naked...

I love shark week. They're such mesmerizing creatures. Sharks are such fierce and efficient predators that they've remained virtually unchanged for 100 million years. Fascinating...

EDIT: Yes, but it looks so much better in my avatar than it does as your signature. Ah, the wonders of Photoshop. And it's not my fault that we both have excellent taste in women... Just sayin'

I hope he means it this time. Brett Favre will go down as one of the best quarterbacks of all-time. But I'm fucking sick to death of hearing about him. ESPN has turned into FavreCenter and will stay that way for at least a couple of weeks. :mad: Why does the sports world stop when he...

My personal favorite along the same lines as the OP:

Thank you. It's good to be back. :D

Did you mean to say holla? Hola means hello. Holla means "quite yes, give me a shout out, good sir." Or so I've been told...

I keep hearing Samir's voice in my head saying, "Yes, this is horrible, this idea."

I'll just show myself to the door. No, please don't get up. The great state of Indiana pays me to moderate fifteen and ******* year-old hellions, but I'm under qualified to keep you crazy fucks in line. I don't know how I feel about this, but I plan on punching babies until I figure it out...

They aren't speaking American, are they? :mad: What the fuck is that about?

Your ***.... is a... personal problem. What, what?! Booyah, I owned that fool!

Even if you chew your food well, you only see the corn and peanuts later. Why is that?

Okay, fuck a girl who is in great shape. Then fuck someone who isn't. Tell me then that you don't notice a difference.

How about striped socks, sweater, and high heels? Aw fuck it, you will look at the pictures and you will enjoy them immensely. :mad: (click to enlarge)

8/10 - great thread. However, your signature does not feature boobs, thus you lose two points, my puppeteering friend. :hatsoff:

zwj0Q2TVAMM Been thinking about my ex quite a bit lately. :(

Really? Anatomically speaking, how exactly does one jerk-off a lady?