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You missed Fail at life. (*** has a great siggy though :P)

Neither heard of neither one of them. Not that impressed. I'll take Sara Jean Underwood.

:*****: Maybe you'll get laid one day and have better **** to talk about.

I don't care either way. Hell, old gold and black would suit me just fine...

You were so not into it that you searched for a thread about it and then posted in it despite the fact that it had been dormant for two years. May the posting gods have mercy on you. If it is right that they should do so...

You resurrected a thread after almost a year and a half to post that? :facepalm: Practice swan diving onto helicopter rotors...

Go here. Follow the instructions in the thread.

Okay, PM Petra and ask her if she minds if you peddle your **** on this site. I'll wait for a response.

Never, and The Rock means never, steal The Rock's catchphrases again. :mad:

Well, you can't advertise it here unless you're an OCSM. The moderators tend to frown on that, and you'll meet the ban hammer. Nothing against you, but this is a fetish I will never understand. Why in the crotch crab jumpin' Christ would anyone want someone else's used panties? :dunno:

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I have their subscription service and use it via Xbox Live, PSN, and iPhone. Sadly, lesbian is not an available genre. Searching for Lesbian titles yields results, but they are only available on disc and not viewable on-demand through any of the three services. I never even knew these categories...

That's not even funny to joke about. :( I would cry...

I'm hoping that this negative karma will be eventually be rectified when our men's basketball team wins the NCAA championship. If mediocre football players' dreams have to be destroyed for this to happen, so be it.

Dude, you waited 13 minutes before bumping the thread. You're only allowed to bump once in a 24 hour period. Although I'm sure that you're used to it, that was a bit premature.

:facepalm: Train wreck. Must look away...

I love when people bitch about getting neg repped. If I did that, the board would be inundated with posts from me. It was two-for-one night. Your boy the OP got some too. EDIT: Rep from you (+ or -) doesn't do ****. Thanks anyway though. :hatsoff:

Merely the opinion of one anti-Semite. It's certainly his bloodiest play in regards to the death toll.

Yeah, funny story about that... So even with the bye week, Purdue's #2 WR managed to re-injure his sprained ankle in practice and will be out for at least two weeks. Awesome.

What in the purple pope fuck would you be reading at work that would include profanity? That's what grownups call it by the way, as opposed to bad words. Maybe one day, when you graduate high school, you'll call it that too... We don't have hardly any Internet privileges at work. They even...

... eats lead-based paint.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed. Well, I haven't yet...

Who the fuck says bad word? Is this kindergarten? Fuckwad ass licking cum stain = a poor person.

So don't shop there or buy their ****. It's capitalism. If they can make a little bit of extra money, albeit dishonestly, they'll do it. Consider it a favor to those people who are too poor to afford monthly internet and instead wish to buy a more expensive console system and games.

9/10 - minus a point for loving wolves.

Love of dark elfs.

Re: masturbation instruction I see what you did there. Nice double entendre. Bravo.

Good, let's send her over there for recon. Have her paratroop in stealthily under radar. Forget to give her a parachute.

I'll take the original re-design for $600 please, Alex.

Heather Rae (click to enlarge)

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Okay, good. Always wondered about the font. It's Segoe Script. Not my favorite either, but I like it. Um... I didn't pay for CS4 or CS5 (:facepalm: at me, I know). So yeah, both are worth it.

It's Magneto. I didn't download it from anywhere. :dunno: It's available in all Adobe Master Collection CS5 programs. It's enhanced with drop shadows, outer and inner glows, stroke, and emboss. My nerd is showing, right? :o Quick question: what does the font used in my signature text about the...

They were put on probation and ordered to pay restitution. :o They're fucking hot. You don't go to jail when you're that goddamn sexy.

He does have a badass siggy (:D) despite the fact that he managed to fuck up the only part he was responsible for: spelling her goddamn name correctly.

What in the purple pope fuck is that about? He has to move because his goddamn house burned down. You can't live in rubble. Did you even read the fucking article?

Chris Rock:

You do realize that these twins left the Playboy mansion because of their rowdy behavior and were notorious for their wild partying. Both have also been arrested for aggravated assault. Looks can be deceiving. ;)

I'm the resident Colts fan here as I live in Indiana. :mad: You're in Wisconsin, so you can have the Packers. Alternatively, you can refer to them as A-Ry's Colts.

She was great in bed. I was so good, I knocked the lesbian out of her and turned her straight...

Bears have amassed a paltry 4 yards on 23 plays. :facepalm: I don't want to hear any more nonsense about the resurgence of Jay Cutler. He's 7/10 for -14 yards.

Better twins? (click to enlarge)

They're still playing baseball? :dunno: I thought the season was over months ago...

Utterly pointless and unnecessary. Hopefully, they have manufacturing defects and we can give 'em to poor people.

You're about 15 months late for the prom. :facepalm: And Hilly posted in my thread too. I miss her... :( http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=316231 Ulysses - the King of the re-post.

Damn, Kelly Rowland looked good tonight. I would do horrible, unspeakable things to hook up with her. Go G-Men! :thumbsup:

Good thing. [Mike Gundy voice] I'm a man! [/Mike Gundy voice]

Canadians only know American history because they don't have any of their own to learn.

Are you fuckin' kidding me? :mad: The fuckin' Jaguars. Really? A David fuckin' Garrard led team beat a Peyton Manning led team? 59 yard field goal... Fuck Josh Scobee. Fuck our fuckin' defense. Win a goddamn game on the road. I'm off to go dropkick newborns at the hospital. Fuck Josh Scobee.

Because apart from these buzz words, his posts don't contain any substance. :thumbsup: