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Re: Woman drowns eight cats in baby bath because she 'couldn't afford to phone the RS No fucking ****. I don't think that the death of eight cats is comparable to 900 people being ordered or ****** to take their own lives. I'm as cynical as the next guy, but there isn't any humor there.

Re: Woman drowns eight cats in baby bath because she 'couldn't afford to phone the RS Jim Jones died from a self inflicted gunshot wound. His followers were ordered/****** to ***** cyanide laced Flavor Aid. I fail to see the connection. Fail/10.

Re: Woman drowns eight cats in baby bath because she 'couldn't afford to phone the RS I don't think anyone would object to drowning her in hydrochloric acid for retribution.

:eeew: What in the purple pope fuck is this about? Why would any female be interested in seeing a picture of herself after someone has ejaculated on it? And why the fuck would you post it here for us to see? Nobody wants to see your needle dick, Scooter. If you want to masturbate, go crazy. But...

You know, it's only ugly/poor people who seem to commit suicide like this. I say let 'em go. World is probably better off without them anyway. Fuckin' attention whores...

It's too bad that I missed this. :( It seems he created an account solely to tell this story. Must not have had much of a life. I would call bullshit on his story, but it's not like he's around anymore...

Re: breast implants So you're making her boobs bigger to please you. Who's fixing your needle dick so that you can please her?

Ecuadorans shooting other Ecuadorans doesn't concern me. Can we send them bigger guns?

Yeah, you do get your ass reamed pretty hard in most threads. I didn't think you were taking it that seriously though.

Re: breast implants Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.

Meh. I can see that from an airplane. A big thank you to you though. I had no idea that I had epilepsy until I watched this video.

Evidently nobody watches Sunday NFL Countdown on ESPN. :dunno: This is by far their best segment. Cris Carter says it the best too. Just sayin'. Example: -OXHfbqJ704

OCSM Greg Centauro

It's not like it's new technology. Tell me that we haven't forgotten about Jaws 3-D! :eek:

Time to start using the past tense...

The women. They detract from my view of the dick. And there needs to be more talking. Specifically more "fuck me harder" and "pound that pussy." And the guy can never say too much even if he's just grunting or yelling. Also, I don't think that the cameramen are vocal enough.

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If you end a relationship on good terms, you're doing it wrong. And I don't make the bed because it's the female's job to do so. You're definitely more suited to that. And if you ever asked for anything back, I'd stab you and feed your remains to L3ggy.

Never heard of you. :dunno: If you were a man, you'd **** her and keep the laptop.

I think they're going for the whole "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" look. Not sure what the girl on the end is doing though. :dunno:

In this thread, you just arbitrarily name something and say that you like it. I like Cheese potatoes.

March 15th can't come soon enough.

I use two: I have one under my head and then I hold one. I used to hold my ex-girlfriend instead. Not the same. :(

I have a grip. Clearly, of the two of us, I'm the only one with a grip. I'm a Republican just like you, Scooter. But I'm also a realist. And if the GOP puts Huckabee, Paul, or Romeny (not even acknowledging Palin because I would vote Dem before I'd vote for her) on the ticket, you can expect to...

They're ******** ****, that makes them legal. :hatsoff:

^^ Dude, that's Lucy Pinder. Not only does she live in the UK, but she's never dated Tebow. Ever. She was misidentified in a photo. Even Jesus couldn't pull that ass. Find a toilet. You know the rest...

Okay, if being gay gets you this, this, this, and that, sign me up.

You can't possibly forecast a result for the 2012 election if you don't know who the fuck is going to be running against Obama. That's fucking idiotic. :facepalm:

Sinking like the Titanic, really? So he's split into two pieces which have drifted 600m apart, and now he lies buried at the bottom of the North Atlantic with Leo?

Yep, that's my new favorite insult. I'll have to try it out in the bedroom as well... :1orglaugh

Oh, I see... So we have a proofreader position available, and I'm not the first name that springs to mind? How in the purple pope fuck does that happen? :mad:

Elizabeth Banks. Amy Smart reminds me of a **** whore.

Posting threads about ********** topics is frowned on here. Reading the board rules/10

Melissa Riso. And because I cannot constantly tell you all to fuck off, she does it for me.

No.

No big deal. I can do all of that with my dick.

Yes, it's Sara Jean Underwood. July 2006 Playmate of the Month, 2007 Playmate of the Year. She's sort of a big deal...

Butterface. And tell her to do some crunches for fuck's sake.

How can you call him a one-term president when we don't even have a viable GOP candidate to replace him? You're not going to vote for Palin, are you? No, you're not. Because we'd be better off with lake trout. How about Huckabee? Paul? Romney? Nope, none of them either. There's no point in...

Re: GOP Candidate Dropped After Essay Surfaces Warning Against Interracial Marriage ( No, I was speaking in general about all of your threads "trying to influence the personal behavior or perspective of others." I don't give a fuck about the topic in this thread. It's irrelevant. I can't vote...

What exactly turns you on in regards to those pseudo *********** dancing poorly?

Re: GOP Candidate Dropped After Essay Surfaces Warning Against Interracial Marriage ( I call it as I see it. If you didn't want to influence people, you wouldn't start threads and then belittle posters with dissenting opinions. Your self image and how you really come across are vastly...

Overrated. **clap, clap, clap, clap, clap** Overrated. **clap, clap, clap, clap, clap**

I've never understood the appeal of this show. It's just people acting like idiots. There's no humor there.

Re: GOP Candidate Dropped After Essay Surfaces Warning Against Interracial Marriage ( I doubt it. Good luck getting that legislation through in the South. These people still support the Confederacy. Convincing them to let gays get married appears to be quite a ways off.

Yes, the French showed up once a victory was guaranteed. We cornered Cornwallis (see what I did there) at Yorktown and they shut off a possible sea escape. This is the only French military victory ever recorded in the history of man.

0/10. You don't even have a goddamn signature. And it wasn't an argument. It was a casual conversation. We do it all the time. It shows how much we really love each other.

I don't like any of you. Seriously.

Re: GOP Candidate Dropped After Essay Surfaces Warning Against Interracial Marriage ( I think the exact same thing about every single one of the threads you create on this forum.