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Same as Cliff and Prime Guy.

Er... yeah. I guess they didn't really win in 1907 and 1908 then. Must have just been made up. :dunno:

Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

Tiffany Keifer, second grade. We were having chicken fights on the monkey bars. She was a small little gymnast type and rather than fight fair, she swung up on top of the bars and pried my fingers off with her hands. I fell straight onto my back and had the wind knocked out of me. She jumped...

^^ I would go back to three minutes and punch feller in the dick.

What if we had a minimum IQ requirement to join the site? There's be less of this, that's for sure...

Lack of proper grammar, spelling, and clear thinking aside, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read in my life. What in the fuck are they going to will a cell phone and laptop in the 1700s? Did anyone have cell towers back then? Where are you going to plug them in when the batteries die? They...

Here's my theory: the parting of the Red Sea is about as believable as everything else in the Bible. People walking on water, being raised from the dead, living in whales, impregnating virgins, aging hundreds of years, flooding the earth with rain for forty days, and etc, etc, etc. Great work...

What I like about Jon Stewart, especially as of late, is that he tries to take a neutral tone. Granted, he does usually lean to the left, but recently he has been admonishing both sides for their shortcomings. As for Hannity, what do you expect? There are no morals in journalism anymore. Not...

The polls are completely arbitrary. Just sayin'...

If by crush you mean extreme disdain, then yes, you are correct.

Okay, and I'm spitballin' here, but why don't we just cuff the guy next time until we get the situation under control. If he's putting his hands on the officer, have sit on the curb and cuff him. Then we can avoid the unfortunate situation of having a WWII vet body slammed on his head. Once...

I'll pay at least five dollars if someone shoots her. I don't give a fuck about this issue, I just think she needs shot. I would pay more money, but frankly, her life isn't worth more than that.

How can a site date a pic? They're both inanimate objects, right? What need do they have of love? Hypothetically, what would their offspring look like? Answers, dammit! :dunno:

I have absolutely no sympathy for her. If she can't afford to raise the ****, then give them up for adoption and allow them to have a chance in life. If you're not fit to be a parent, you shouldn't be allowed to raise ********. And something tells me that she's not an attentive, caring ******...

You know, you never see intelligent people brandishing the Confederate Flag and arguing about States' rights.

Viewing shall not deviate from ESPN on Monday nights. These nights are meant to be spent watching football. Do not deviate from that.

EDIT: You don't see a post here.

Wassup? :facepalm: At least go with the "How you doin?" dc2Z7CL4Cv0

A link or a picture would probably be advantageous...

Does it have anything to do with Monopoly? Every time I put hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, nobody lands there. :mad: How the fuck do you build an empire that way?

Usually everything goes well until she flips out about me dating someone. :mad: That's why you're here, stupid. If the girlfriend put out, I wouldn't need you.

I heard that most of the discussion about FO was dedicated to describing my awesomeness. They ended up having to use several chapters just to even scratch the surface...

Tough loss for the Niners. :( They were one of my favorite teams growing up and I still root for them when they aren't playing Indy. It's always a pleasure to see the Greatest of All-Time. You can debate greatest QB, HB or any other position. But there is no debate at the WR position. It's...

You have to host the file somewhere else. I go to here: http://hotchyx.com/ It's free and can host files up to 2.5 MB. Upload it there and then put the link in your signature.

^^ Yep... that song makes my heart hurt. :(

Back to the music. My turn, bitches. Here are your lyrics: There's no blame for how our love did slowly fade And now that it's gone, it's like it wasn't there at all And here I rest where disappointment and regret collide

8/10. Is she orange or is it just the world she lives in? :tongue:

Of course not. But I did point out the fundamental flaw in your thread: Google. That will win every time. Yes, but it was moved after I pointed out your error. There is some measure of satisfaction there for me. Every once in a while it's fun to dropkick you off your high *****. :flame:

I don't like the thread, I just wanted to rain on your parade. **Looks to see where thread is now located.** Damn, I'm good...

This should be in post games. Fail/10. :facepalm: (Also, Google says the answer is Big ***** Kane - I Get the Job Done) EDIT: And as I say, it shall be done. :tongue:

When in doubt, do it in the butt.

I say that about every avatar that doesn't feature boobs. It's a bit hypocritical because at some point this year my avatar might also be Peyton Manning or Robbie Hummel. Don't take it too hard... :D

7/10. No boobs. :wtf:

I didn't see Ray Rice or Chris Johnson on that list. They were both projected to finish in the top five in points. :dunno:

^^ People are debating it in the original thread. You know, the one you didn't start. And if the board is too immature for you, GTFO. It's really not that difficult. It's not like anyone is begging you to stay...

I can't say much about being a bandwagon fan. I jumped on the Colts' bandwagon in '87 when Eric Dickerson gave us our first division title since moving to Indy. Been riding ever since...

Okay, so what happens to the plastic on the outside? Doesn't it melt too? Rainman practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a re-tard.

I can name the winners of the Indianapolis 500 from 1975 to present.

Lou Ferrigno

^^ One loss does not the end of a dynasty make. They still have Brady, Moss, Welker, and a decent defense. They'll be in the playoffs this year.

I'm watching Sunday Night Football like every other red-blooded, non queer American male. What is this phone sex channel you speak of?

Isn't Vermont a barren wasteland devoid of any human life? Well, that and maybe a Ben and Jerry's...

Wow, that was one hell of a fucking intro. Jesus, that had everything. Dwight Freeney running through corn, The Capital, Time Square, and Peyton Manning dropping back to pass at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Badass. Oh yeah, Faith Hill was there too... What's the over/under on shots of...

I will of course be rooting for my Indianapolis Colts tonight. Indy-34, NY-24 Go *****!

^^ Ugh, as much as I **** NE (and it's a very large amount of ****), I'm starting to **** the Jets even more. They aren't even that good. And that fat fuck Ryan thinks he's a goddamn genius. You don't even have a SB win yet, douche. I was actually rooting for the Pats to win... :o

Neither did I, yet I have Adobe Master Collections CS4 and CS5. There are ways, Grasshopper, but they cannot be discussed here... :elaugh:

I'm not posting mine on here, but I have a stylized design of my friend's initials along with the day he died tattooed on my back below my left shoulder. It also has a phrase in Latin that roughly translates as "Let us enjoy life." I had it done the week he died and I've never regretted it.

I'd like to thank Joe fuckin' Flacco for screwing over one of my fantasy teams this week. :mad:

I thought I already gave you the correct answer... :dunno: