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Just in case you missed it. She does look pretty good naked: http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=4970114&postcount=10 You're welcome.

Funny, they left the Sox and Cubbies out of the picture. I guess you don't have to claim all of your teams...

Alex Smith is getting booed on every single play. Jesus Christ, he's definitely not an NFL QB. The "we want Carr" chant was extremely loud as well. Anybody heard from Diva tonight? He's probably slamming the Hennessy right about now...

Quarters, asshole, kings, flippy cup, **** pong, ride the bus, and land mines.

Promise? I'd **** for it turn out that you were just kidding...

Which Lindsay Marie siggy should I use?

Colts win but win ugly. No TD passes for #18, but it was great to see the defense show up to play for once. Couple this win with the Texans loss and Indy is right back in the driver's seat.

Look, I'm Fox News. :D On topic, I love to cook. And women love a man who can cook. Make a great meal, throw in some appropriate **** and a dessert. Panties will fall. Guaranteed.

Jane Darling teaches typewriter maintenance at North Dakota State. She also freelances as an assassin/ninja.

What the fuck do you care?

Sure. I don't like any of them.

It has something to do with the Metric System. Fuck it.

Jesus Christ, get a boob job. I'm not putting up with A-cups. That's disgusting, get it fixed.

Is this really even a poll? :mad: I'd take Lindsay all day, every day, and twice on Sunday. I'll have to put her back in my signature soon. And if that's really her posting here, that's awesome. One of my favorites. :D

^^ Two things: 1. Canadians = Canada people 2. What the fuck is wemon?

This. Ulysses hasn't posted anything new since the Carter administration...

What the fuck? Why are Canadians celebrating? You still live in Canada.

Unless it's a fact based disagreement (like who won the 1986 Indy 500), you never really win an argument with a woman. You're better off apologizing right away and admitting you were wrong. It's also helpful to know why you're apologizing. Apparently, just showing remorse isn't good enough anymore.

So God doesn't even know how to use a fucking apostrophe? :mad: Omniscient my ass.

Well, I was hoping it would electrocute you. That would certainly inhibit your ability to create useless threads. :hatsoff:

You stuck a toaster in your ass, but you unplugged it first. Fucking amateurs... :mad:

Nope.

Rep is a meaningless number that shows how big of a douche you are. As you can see, my number is a little on the high side, so I'm a huge douche. There are bigger douches than me though: Greg, Dirky, Blue, Jod for example. They're gigantic douches. All four of 'em. No redeeming qualities...

Three months ago when my grandma died. I'd never seen my ****** cry before, and I wasn't ready for that. Really got to me. She was pretty much the reason why my ******* and I are Cubs fans. When we were growing up she would watch us after school, and during baseball season, she always had...

A few shots from her days as a Seminole: (click to enlarge)

^^ Those are indeed from her Playboy shoot while attending FSU. You need to host those elsewhere and link to them. You can't post Playboy pics here unless you want to get ******.

Not sure if this one is legit... :dunno: http://www.buzzysports.com/uploads/2010/08/jenn-sterger-topless.jpg

I speak the truth. We'd be better off without poor people. They are a drain on our economy, our educational system (all poor people get poor grades), and our medical system (can't afford health care). Oh yeah, they cause cancer too. It's a known fact. If there were no poor people, there would...

Never even fucking heard of it. Did we stop the tradition of actually having a relevant or interesting topic before starting a thread? I feel like that was ignored here...

What was he arrested for? Circumstances? Generally we post links to stories or news events. That way it looks like you're not just making **** up.

This was at least five years ago, maybe more. And you spelled her first and last name incorrectly. I think it's a good day for you take up skydiving. Be sure to leave the parachute on the plane.

Nobody picked the Purdue vs. Northwestern game? :mad: Aw fuck it, who am I kidding. I have tickets to this game, but I'll be watching the Hawks and Red Wings at the UC tonight instead. Sorry, but a home opener and a banner being raised trump a probable Boilermaker loss. Very few teams are...

Wow, this thread is a huge fucking pile of fail.

I believe that is the current President of Azerbaijan, Mr. Ilham Aliyev. Could be wrong though...

Why are all of your threads about the same topic? Branch out. Find some new **** to post.

He took a picture, cropped it, and slapped his name on it. No border, no animation, and no photoshopping. What would you give it?

epFtWne6Sxw Just as relevant today as it was in '69.

Rick: Do you like raisin bread? Jennifer: I don't know, I never raised any. :hatsoff:

Perhaps. But if your threw her onto a rocky outcropping in the shallow end, there wouldn't be any need to save her. :dunno: Just sayin'...

7/10

7/10

I was sort of hoping we had moved past 3D movies. Jaws 3D made me die a little inside.

0/10. While I was nailing Ashley, she told me you were a douche. I agreed.

I can also cast a cooling shadow over most of Colorado. Even at night.

I guess that would work. I do sling it over my shoulder.

Wouldn't she just use her dick? :dunno:

Damn, she's ugly. I'd *** in her butt though...

Had a couple of guys over to watch the Hawks tonight. We definitely played street hockey in my garage until the puck dropped in Colorado. Mind you, it's a normal sized two car garage in a residential neighborhood. My neighbors probably love me right about now. :D Great work on the PP to start...

^^ Holy block of pink text, :batman:! Fuck, that's difficult to read.

She's new here and you insult her. Fucking dick...