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  1. Ace Bandage

    Firefighters watch home burn away since owner didn't pay fee

    ^^ That sig looks awesome. :thumbsup:
  2. Ace Bandage

    Firefighters watch home burn away since owner didn't pay fee

    This. Pay your fees you fuckin' mope. If I was one of the fireman, I would have brought a lawn chair and a case of ****. Then I would taunt him: "I'll bet $75 a year doesn't seem too unreasonable now does it?"
  3. Ace Bandage

    For people who know

    The OP also made a post about closing his account? :dunno: Quit ******** the bong water.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Jesus Christ on a crutch. Kyle Orton is the leading rusher for the Broncos today. He's about as mobile as... well, he's just not mobile. If they had a running game, they'd be exceptional. Kyle can't do it all. :mad: EDIT: It would also be advantageous to give him more than two seconds to throw...
  5. Ace Bandage

    German Unity Day

    ^^ Yeah. It only hasn't been around for damn near 18 or 19 years. :rolleyes: Is the Berlin Wall still up?
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    German Unity Day

    :*****: You fucks need to get out more. Yes, I am aware that Czechoslovakia no longer exists. It did, however, exist when the Germans annexed part of it as a result of the Munich Agreement.
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    Legalizing ********* could help California get out of debt

    Yes, legalize it so that potheads have nothing else to talk about, ever. Then maybe they'll finally shut the fuck up! :mad: Weed is for high school ****. Grow up and do **** or heroine like an adult.
  8. Ace Bandage

    Christine O'Donnell Suggests That God Wants Her to Be Elected

    Then for fuck's sake let her do it. She's off her damn rocker anyway. It's probably for the best if she's not elected.
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    German Unity Day

    Yes, but don't get out of line with your celebrating and accidentally invade Czechoslovakia. I jest. :D Enjoy your reunification day.
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    where has she gone?

    She's working undercover for the Libyan Secret Service.
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    Whatever happened to....

    She joined a circus troupe and now works as a combination lion tamer and peanut vendor.
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    Christine O'Donnell Suggests That God Wants Her to Be Elected

    She's a candidate. And a candidate on either side will say anything to get elected. We've seen that many times. Change, yes we can!
  13. Ace Bandage

    Rate the signature above you

    7/10. A little fuzzy.
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    7/10. Tits or GTFO!
  15. Ace Bandage

    *********** with Hard Erect Nipples poking through bra & shirt

    Re: 15 Hottest Actresses Busted With Erect Nipples Jesus Christ, can we crop Hillary out of the picture next time. She's so goddamn hideous that she literally made me forget that Natalie was even in the picture. :mad: I was even frightened for a few seconds. Hillary is ready for Halloween...
  16. Ace Bandage

    The "Burden" of Regulation - Look at What Banks Can Do When Govt. DOESN'T Regulate!

    Re: The "Burden" of Regulation - Look at What Banks Can Do When Govt. DOESN'T Regulat Yep, we handle our **** in Indiana. You may lose your goddamn house, but by god, it'll be a long and arduous process. Honestly, I don't care about this. Make your fucking payments and there won't be a...
  17. Ace Bandage

    At the Game: Seeds, Peanuts, Popcorn, or 'Other'?

    This. Might I add that it is also a requirement to enjoy this with an Old Style **** at least once.
  18. Ace Bandage

    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Rochelle Minami
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    ESPN vs CBS Sportsline

    Agreed, Yahoo is the best.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Did anybody else hear Musburger say that Andrew Luck is the best college QB since Peyton Manning? Isn't it a bit premature for that? :facepalm:
  21. Ace Bandage

    Would you tittyfuck these b( * Y * )bies?

    Of course not. :dunno: I would love to have Danica for a night though...
  22. Ace Bandage

    Whats for Dinner Tonight?

    Wow, same thing here. I'm not doing the cooking though. :thumbsup:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Though I would never root for Indiana, it would be cool to see them upset the Wolverines.
  24. Ace Bandage

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    You're considering fucking Hugh Jackman? Interesting. :facepalm: Your avatar is not female. Thus fucking it would be impossible.
  25. Ace Bandage

    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Anything that keeps Boise out in the cold is fine by me. I'm hoping Bama and the Bucks win out. Cross your fingers.
  26. Ace Bandage

    CNN Anchor Fired for Calling Jon Stewart a "Bigot"

    The only march that matters:
  27. Ace Bandage

    Okay, follow these instructions: 1. Copy this link...

    Okay, follow these instructions: 1. Copy this link: http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-32/8632falhell-1-.gif 2. Paste it into your signature. 3. Put this [IMG] after the link. 4. Save it. It should look like this when you're done: [IMG]
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    ^^ Yeah, we also lost Robbie Hummel to an ACL tear last year when we were arguably the best college hoops team in the country. It's spreading like a disease...
  29. Ace Bandage

    Facebook, eBay, Youtube, Forums, other?

    That is the exact reason I don't have one.
  30. Ace Bandage

    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Purdue has a bye before we start conference play. Hopefully, that means that nobody will tear an ACL this week.
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    The Official 2010 PGA Tour thread

    I'm glad NBC has the Ryder Cup coverage. Otherwise, I wouldn't see ads for The Event during every goddamn commercial break. :mad: Somebody tell Tiger to quit hitting fucking ball to the left.
  32. Ace Bandage

    Gloria, We're Home!

    I think this proves that alarm systems are unnecessary. And they **** dogs.
  33. Ace Bandage

    Cheyenne Woods (Tiger's Niece)

    ^^ No, he was just the only one that Earl cared about. He took mulligans on his other ********. I'm relatively certain that her and Tiger do not have much of a relationship.
  34. Ace Bandage

    Worst M Night Shyamalan Flick

    The Sixth Sense was his only decent film. Not every goddamn movie needs a twist ending.
  35. Ace Bandage

    What do you know about ((Islamic - Araibic)) culture !!! aske me ;)

    Why did you spell Arabic incorrectly in the thread title?
  36. Ace Bandage

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Tiny picture, can't tell. :dunno:
  37. Ace Bandage

    *********** with Hard Erect Nipples poking through bra & shirt

    Re: 15 Hottest Actresses Busted With Erect Nipples ^^ Clearly, this guy did not read the board rules in regards to posting pictures. :facepalm:
  38. Ace Bandage

    *********** with Hard Erect Nipples poking through bra & shirt

    Re: 15 Hottest Actresses Busted With Erect Nipples Not when it comes to my computer. I care about this thing more than I do some humans. Two things: 1. I don't run Vista. I have Windows 7. 2. Windows didn't advise of the security breach, McAfee Site Advisor did. I don't need your two...
  39. Ace Bandage

    *********** with Hard Erect Nipples poking through bra & shirt

    Re: 15 Hottest Actresses Busted With Erect Nipples Does anybody else get a browser security breach warning? I think I'll pass on viewing this one. Never can be too careful you know... Here's the warning:
  40. Ace Bandage

    Facebook, eBay, Youtube, Forums, other?

    That doesn't mean that you fucks have had an impact on my life. If I woke up tomorrow and FO was gone, so be it. I wouldn't lose any ***** over it. I do know some people who would immediately go into cardiac arrest if Facebook went down. Thankfully, I'm not one of those people.
  41. Ace Bandage

    I need your opinion on something :)

    She's the Godfather. If you don't giver her tribute like you're supposed to, you ***** with the fishes. Why do you think she pops up everywhere?
  42. Ace Bandage

    You know those abusive pet owners who dress their dogs up in dorky outfits?

    The one the left appears to be plotting your demise. The other one looks blissfully content. He's probably the one to watch out for.
  43. Ace Bandage

    Yeah, but what specifically are you referring to?

    Yeah, but what specifically are you referring to?
  44. Ace Bandage

    Facebook, eBay, Youtube, Forums, other?

    None of them. If those four have influenced your life, then your life must blow ass.
  45. Ace Bandage

    Dude, I can't use either one of the pictures you gave me. 1. They aren't widescreen. Give me a...

    Dude, I can't use either one of the pictures you gave me. 1. They aren't widescreen. Give me a photo that's wider than it is longer. 2. You can't use a picture of a girl fingering herself as your signature. It's a rule from somewhere, I'll have to find the post.
  46. Ace Bandage

    U.S. Apologizes For Syphilis Experiment In Guatemala

    Hi, Jag! :wave: Well, we certainly couldn't test it on ourselves. How else were they supposed to do the research? That's my motto: always keep a supply of Central Americans on hand in case you need to perform experiments on them. There, really isn't any humor here. I looked for it but...
  47. Ace Bandage

    links error 404

    You're welcome. :hatsoff:
  48. Ace Bandage

    Your favorite youtube vids

    Battle at Kruger (worth the 8 minutes, trust me): LU8DDYz68kM Bed Intruder Song (auto tuned from actual news story): VKsVSBhSwJg
  49. Ace Bandage

    links error 404

    Most of the links on Sandy Cage's page work fine. Any time you have a 404 error, try right clicking on the link and copy the link location. Then paste it into the address bar and hit enter. For most links, this will work. If it doesn't, then the link is truly dead. We've solved this problem many...
  50. Ace Bandage

    logo:whatever we say here,stays here.

    Yeah I'm going to take legal advice from someone who routinely ****** grammar and can't capitalize personal pronouns. :rolleyes: It's porn, dude. I don't know what the fuck you do on FO, but 99.9% of the members here have nothing to worry about. If you think this guy profiled for the FBI (no...
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