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  1. Ace Bandage

    there is something like iafd/egafd for websites?

    Yeah. It's called Google.
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    O'Reilly chases two of the hosts on The View off the set by truth

    Had I been there, I would have high-fived the **** out of O'Reilly! :D Anybody that can shut up those worthless bitches deserves some praise. Except for Elizabeth Hasslebeck. :nannerf1: Wow, is she fuckin' gorgeous (and a GOPer). How in the fuck did Tim ever land her? :dunno:
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    What happens between STARTING to cum and FINISHING?

    I don't know. What is this sensitivity **** you speak of? Women are all cum dumpsters to me...
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    Thisis what the internet would have look like years ago

    Harry Truman: Oh, we got a plan. It's gonna be the bomb...
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    What Will You Go to Haloween As?

    A BP engineer.
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    It's a Jersey Thing-South Park Style!

    I think I neg rep him as often humanly possible. One Situation is enough for me. We don't need any other fuck sticks acting like that.
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    What Politician Do You Wish Would've Ran (or Won) the US Presidency?

    She did well on The Daily Show yesterday. Now that the stress level in her life has decreased exponentially, she seems much more laid back and pleasant. I might consider picking her book up. I hear it's a pretty good read.
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    Brett Favre......Pervert?

    Deanna Favre released a statement today. In part it read, "Those pictures were actually intended for me, but you know Brett, they were intercepted."
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    Anyone ever given and/or received a pity fuck?

    Jump off a really tall building. As you're lying there gasping for your last breath, maybe a random passerby will take pity on you and allow you to have intercourse before you die. Just hope it's not a guy...
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    Anyone ever given and/or received a pity fuck?

    Butt sex. And maybe The Office on DVD.
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    33 Trapped Miners

    I was sort of hoping for a cave-in. :( I **** happy endings. So clichéd.
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    Declaration Of War Against Justin Bieber Haters - part II

    I would probably pay money to see this *** ran over by a bulldozer.
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    It's a Jersey Thing-South Park Style!

    Loved the episode. They really nailed Snooki and The Situation. Totally dead-on.
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    Anyone Date Someone That Just Wasn't Right...In The Head!

    Why is it that the most beautiful women are always extremely fucked up in the head? What is that about? I wonder what it would be like to date someone normal. I doubt I'll ever find out. Remember and live by these three simple words: bitches be crazy.
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    hallo?

    Wow, you're a douchebag.
  16. Ace Bandage

    That's why the miners survived...

    That literally doesn't look anything like Chuck Norris. Fail/10
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    6/10. Tits or GTFO!
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    Rate the signature above you

    5/10 :wtf:
  19. Ace Bandage

    hallo?

    I am not interesting. I will, however, stab you in the throat for back sassing me. What do you do when you're not making sandwiches and cleaning?
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    Free Word Processors Available Here

    Why would you pay for Microsoft Office? :facepalm:
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    rep power

    No, I'll take Rachel and Autumn (my love). You can have Mischa and Olivia.
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    rep power

    Ashley is a slut, and you're a fuck stick.
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    rep power

    It's a well known fact that I'm married to Sara Jean Underwood, Miranda Janine, and Hope Dworaczyk. :hatsoff:
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    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    Fuckin' Christ. A PP goal with 26 seconds to go, FML. Ugly, ugly, game against a goalie making his first start. 0-2 at the UC this year for the Hawks. Fuck. Defense could have used Hjalmarsson tonight. :mad:
  25. Ace Bandage

    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    Damn, that fucking blows. I get all Cubs and Hawks games through CSN Chicago and WGN. If the affiliates showed Tigers and Red Wings, I'd be fucking pissed. You have my sympathies. At least your fucking Irish are always on national television... :rolleyes:
  26. Ace Bandage

    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    It went away a few minutes ago. Not sure what that was about. :dunno: You don't get CSN Chicago? I love listening to Pat Foley and Eddie O. I only watch Versus for their IndyCar coverage and when I can't Hawks games on CSN.
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    rep power

    You were at 9,000. How the fuck is that high? I tried to take it all away, but I couldn't. :mad: You still have 581 left. You're welcome.
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    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    Ugh, what the fuck? :mad: I'm watching the Hawks on CSN Chicago on DirecTV. The game is televised and I can see it fine and hear the audio, but there is a message at the bottom right corner of my screen telling me that it's not available in my area. Really? Then how the fuck am I watching it? I...
  29. Ace Bandage

    Reasons to Dump or not to Dump the iPhone?

    I hated my iPhone 3G. I recently upgraded to the iPhone 4. It's fucking awesome. I highly recommend it.
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    What happens to the board ?

    I've never been unable to log in here. Must just be the roody-poos who are having problems... :dunno:
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    I'm Back!!!!!

    It's going to start getting a lot more pink around here, isn't it?
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    Death for the wookies

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    Would you streak in front of Obama for $1,000,000?

    Wow, you know you have too much money when you're paying people to flash themselves to foreign heads of state. :facepalm:
  34. Ace Bandage

    Fiscal Responsibility 101: You're not allowed to complain about...

    Sure I can. Pay for your own goddamn health care you worthless mope. :mad: Why should I foot the bill because someone else can't provide for their own fucking ******? That's why I wear condoms.
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    Private spaceship makes 1st solo glide flight

    $200K? :eek: That's like 110,000 cans of SpaghettiO's...
  36. Ace Bandage

    animated GIF's

    What do you mean? You can attach gif files to a post the same way you attach a picture. All you need is the url and the image tags .
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    Paralysed cheerleader given chance to walk thanks to pioneering robo-suit

    Yikes. So much for having to be attractive to be a cheerleader.
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    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    4-2 Hawks. :D Damn, Hossa is a *****. They're making Miller look like he's nobody. Might actually get a win tonight...
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    Yea or Nay: Legalize ********* (Prop 19 in CA)

    I'm glad that I live in a state where something like this will never pass. I don't give a fuck what they do in California.
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    Best porn star???

    Are you going by the AP poll or the Coaches poll?
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    Jenn Sterger Pics

    The other five from her 2006 Playboy set: (click to enlarge) Again, you're welcome. :hatsoff:
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    Watching your old home movies

    :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: (I always had a crush on Winnie Cooper.) Like everyone else, I anticipated talking about videos from when we were growing up. For example, we have video of me riding my bike with training wheels for the first time while my ******* chased me slowly on his big wheel...
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    Hateful NFL Team Names?

    Kansas City Queefs
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    Who is the hottest girl alive who posts to this board?

    Now that she's posting here, it's Lindsay Marie. Fact.
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    Happy Carumbas Day!

    I thought you were trying to pronounce it like an Asian person attempting to speaking English. It didn't make any sense, but it was funnier.
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    cannot post

    The village called...
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Bears are garbage. Cutler is garbage. I **** the whole fucking team. They won't make the playoffs. Mark it down.
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