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Had I been there, I would have high-fived the **** out of O'Reilly! :D Anybody that can shut up those worthless bitches deserves some praise. Except for Elizabeth Hasslebeck. :nannerf1: Wow, is she fuckin' gorgeous (and a GOPer). How in the fuck did Tim ever land her? :dunno:

I don't know. What is this sensitivity **** you speak of? Women are all cum dumpsters to me...

Harry Truman: Oh, we got a plan. It's gonna be the bomb...

A BP engineer.

I think I neg rep him as often humanly possible. One Situation is enough for me. We don't need any other fuck sticks acting like that.

She did well on The Daily Show yesterday. Now that the stress level in her life has decreased exponentially, she seems much more laid back and pleasant. I might consider picking her book up. I hear it's a pretty good read.

Deanna Favre released a statement today. In part it read, "Those pictures were actually intended for me, but you know Brett, they were intercepted."

Jump off a really tall building. As you're lying there gasping for your last breath, maybe a random passerby will take pity on you and allow you to have intercourse before you die. Just hope it's not a guy...

Colin Powell.

Butt sex. And maybe The Office on DVD.

I was sort of hoping for a cave-in. :( I **** happy endings. So clichéd.

I would probably pay money to see this *** ran over by a bulldozer.

Loved the episode. They really nailed Snooki and The Situation. Totally dead-on.

Why is it that the most beautiful women are always extremely fucked up in the head? What is that about? I wonder what it would be like to date someone normal. I doubt I'll ever find out. Remember and live by these three simple words: bitches be crazy.

Wow, you're a douchebag.

That literally doesn't look anything like Chuck Norris. Fail/10

6/10. Tits or GTFO!

5/10 :wtf:

I am not interesting. I will, however, stab you in the throat for back sassing me. What do you do when you're not making sandwiches and cleaning?

Why would you pay for Microsoft Office? :facepalm:

No, I'll take Rachel and Autumn (my love). You can have Mischa and Olivia.

Ashley is a slut, and you're a fuck stick.

It's a well known fact that I'm married to Sara Jean Underwood, Miranda Janine, and Hope Dworaczyk. :hatsoff:

Fuckin' Christ. A PP goal with 26 seconds to go, FML. Ugly, ugly, game against a goalie making his first start. 0-2 at the UC this year for the Hawks. Fuck. Defense could have used Hjalmarsson tonight. :mad:

:yesyes:

Damn, that fucking blows. I get all Cubs and Hawks games through CSN Chicago and WGN. If the affiliates showed Tigers and Red Wings, I'd be fucking pissed. You have my sympathies. At least your fucking Irish are always on national television... :rolleyes:

It went away a few minutes ago. Not sure what that was about. :dunno: You don't get CSN Chicago? I love listening to Pat Foley and Eddie O. I only watch Versus for their IndyCar coverage and when I can't Hawks games on CSN.

You were at 9,000. How the fuck is that high? I tried to take it all away, but I couldn't. :mad: You still have 581 left. You're welcome.

Ugh, what the fuck? :mad: I'm watching the Hawks on CSN Chicago on DirecTV. The game is televised and I can see it fine and hear the audio, but there is a message at the bottom right corner of my screen telling me that it's not available in my area. Really? Then how the fuck am I watching it? I...

I hated my iPhone 3G. I recently upgraded to the iPhone 4. It's fucking awesome. I highly recommend it.

I've never been unable to log in here. Must just be the roody-poos who are having problems... :dunno:

No.

It's going to start getting a lot more pink around here, isn't it?

Wow, you know you have too much money when you're paying people to flash themselves to foreign heads of state. :facepalm:

Sure I can. Pay for your own goddamn health care you worthless mope. :mad: Why should I foot the bill because someone else can't provide for their own fucking ******? That's why I wear condoms.

$200K? :eek: That's like 110,000 cans of SpaghettiO's...

What do you mean? You can attach gif files to a post the same way you attach a picture. All you need is the url and the image tags .

Yikes. So much for having to be attractive to be a cheerleader.

4-2 Hawks. :D Damn, Hossa is a *****. They're making Miller look like he's nobody. Might actually get a win tonight...

I'm glad that I live in a state where something like this will never pass. I don't give a fuck what they do in California.

Are you going by the AP poll or the Coaches poll?

The other five from her 2006 Playboy set: (click to enlarge) Again, you're welcome. :hatsoff:

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: (I always had a crush on Winnie Cooper.) Like everyone else, I anticipated talking about videos from when we were growing up. For example, we have video of me riding my bike with training wheels for the first time while my ******* chased me slowly on his big wheel...

Kansas City Queefs

Now that she's posting here, it's Lindsay Marie. Fact.

I thought you were trying to pronounce it like an Asian person attempting to speaking English. It didn't make any sense, but it was funnier.

The village called...

Bears are garbage. Cutler is garbage. I **** the whole fucking team. They won't make the playoffs. Mark it down.