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Re: could be Republican candidate to take on Obama in race for the White House, says I'm sure that if you didn't live up to her expectations in bed, he would walk in afterward and announce, "You're fired."

Ugh. You beat me to it. Although I had planned to be more direct: Tits or GTFO!

Re: could be Republican candidate to take on Obama in race for the White House, says Is there an echo? :facepalm:

Re: could be Republican candidate to take on Obama in race for the White House, says So if he fucks up, do we get to fire him in a reality TV special? Would his running for president in any way cause his ******** to pose naked for a gentleman's magazine? I might vote for that.

One thing about Playboy that has always aggravated me is their excessive retouching of pictures. They've toned it down a little over the last few years, and it's definitely not as bad as it used to be. But they still do it way too often. :mad: They even do it to models who don't need it. Take...

Maybe next time she can throw representatives from **** into the raging river. Or homeless people. I mean let's be honest, we could afford to lose a few from both groups.

Those socks were an unfortunate choice.

Apart from the fact that I pray to our dread ****** Xenu instead, this picture is totally accurate. Yes, even the bow. And especially the part where everyone dies.

Re: Whats Your Cellphone Wallpaper? I'm ruining the photo by wearing a Cubs hat. :dunno: Not sure what you mean... :confused:

The first three minutes or so. Man, did this match blow ass though. Talk about not living up to the hype. 3DAWaHmTOqU

Re: Whats Your Cellphone Wallpaper? A picture of me holding the most beautiful little girl in the world: my niece. :)

Limp Bizkit, really? 1998 called. They'd like this photo back...

Unless you'd like to develop and implement that email system, keep searching, Scooter. It's a free site. You can do some of the work on your own.

Working on it. :mad: Hosting problems. Grrrr....

It's really this simple: pay your goddamn fees and your house would still be standing. The only difference between me and the other firefighters is that I would have brought a case of **** with me to watch it burn. I applaud Glenn Beck. :clap:

Good, I hope she's dead in a few days. Your fucking Jesus is imaginary. Get over it.

How did we go from redistribution of wealth to Jenna Bush ********* tackling someone? I feel like PR and Trident do a poor job of representing Conservatives on this board. Rather than argue policy or upcoming elections, we're playing the "who's hotter" card? I'm embarrassed. This is why I tend...

Re: Tiger Woods 'Cigar Guy' becomes net sensation after appearing in Ryder Cup pictur Golf is a serious sport played by serious men. It is meant to be watched and attended by serious people. There's no room for this tomfoolery or ballyhoo on the links. :mad:

Yeah, if I don't get a self congratulatory thread, you sure as fuck don't either. :tongue:

William Henry Harrison - "Only a vagina would wear a coat and hat to his inauguration."

You heard it here first, folks. I only beat the OP by 14 hours though. :facepalm: And I damn sure didn't think it deserved its own thread.

I don't think it fell nearly as fast as his approval rating. Just sayin'...

No, I might be ***** at a game, but I'm not rude or disrespectful. I can assure you that most Colts fans do not behave that way.

Fuck the Twins and the American League. Normally, I'd just be rooting against the Cardinals in the playoffs (not like my team is ever playing), but they aren't there this year. :D So I'll be rooting for the Reds instead. :thumbsup:

Fucking Christ, man. Have some class! :mad: They're probably visiting Lucas Oil Stadium from NY. The least you can do is show some Hoosier Hospitality.

Oh...my...fucking...God... The whole entire point of the post was that you cannot put big and tits together without getting blocked. You posted the words that followed bigtits. :facepalm: Round asses has never been blocked. By the way, it's fixed now though. Don't try it again.

I thought the Purdue tattoo was a nice touch. I also had to throw in the Cubs, Hawks, and Colts logo to the left. And oh yeah, a girl was there too. You know, MY Ashley Dupre. I figured you could appreciate that.

I like white ****. It's relaxing and it's a better alternative than shooting people after a long day. This is for you, by the way. :hatsoff:

This is pretty much the only thing stopping me from marrying you. :tongue: You're a Carolina girl so you're either a Tarheel or a Blue Devil. :mad: And I couldn't handle that. (I suppose you could also be a Demon Deacon, but that's a very slim chance...)

So... happy belated b-day. :fiesta: A **** drinker too. :D I'm impressed. I love me some extra dry pinot grigio.

1. Running. I'm not fast in terms of sprinting, but I can run distance. 2. Hiking. I would live on the Appalachian Trail and the Smoky Mountains if someone paid me to. 3. Basketball. It's Indiana. You either play or get shot. I'm not really a scorer, but I'll rebound, block shots, and...

Yeah. I'm miserable, but that's neither here nor there. GPA only goes to 4.0 here. :dunno: How the fuck did you get 5.7? Wait... no, you didn't do that, did you? I jest. You would make me many things, but I don't think proud would be at the top of the list. No, I'm quite certain that'd be...

Moss back to Vikes? http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nfl/news/story?id=5653186 Favre's fantasy value just went up. You have to double Moss or at least focus on him. That will open up Rice, Harvin and Shiancoe. Oh yeah, I hear their running back isn't bad either. And where did Orton go to...

During the day, I teach English to sophomores. I cry myself to ***** at night.

Where did Lilith Eve go? Wow, those were some damn good pics. You're all welcome by the way. :hatsoff:

That's awesome. :tongue: I used to go around and hit mailboxes with bats and thought that was cool. :facepalm: Then again, I did plenty of dumb **** that seemed cool at the time. Of course that was after consuming copious amounts of *******. Oh well, live and learn. Next time equip your...

Right now, compression shorts. Just finished playin' hoops. Usually boxers though.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Could be a re-post. Deal with it.

Read by all nations: Switzerland has accepted your friend request.

I bet John Goodman is an absolute wildcat in bed. I'll have him...

:why: It wasn't even a fucking poll. He was just... You know what, I don't even fucking care anymore.

Djibouti would be overloaded with friend requests. a/s(better be female)/l?

Yu4qQKlyF7s Official video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ZUV9IBEXY&ob=av2e Won't embed correctly on FO because the code is in all caps, but it perfectly fits the music.

Rachel Bilson as Little Miss Vixen.

Indeed, they do appear ready to overpay for a meal.

Women do that sort of work. You'll just have to find a wife or something. :dunno: Hmmm.... fuck it, just ****** someone. Who was I kidding? You, find a wife? :1orglaugh I **** me sometimes...

Because they'd waste it on food, clothes, and housing. And what would be the fuckin' point of that? :mad: Money is meant to be spent on extra homes, cars, boats, and women. You can never have enough of those four.

Think about how disappointing it is for me to have to be around people who are always wrong. That's why I never *****. It keeps me up at night... You can't convince me that we wouldn't be better off without poor people. How easy would it be to just eradicate all of them? Problem solved.

This. I would not be even remotely okay with allowing someone else to ***** with my significant other. I'll work two or even three jobs if necessary. You don't share your wife. :mad: C'mon, man!