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A lotta people are dying. *****, counter *****, retribution...even if it was legal here, the bad ***** would remain.

I failed at a sexual position once. My Visa card expired.:rolleyes:

Just watched the movie for the first time. Visually, computerally, it's stunning. But the plot, etc, is like The Emerald Forest.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_mexico_drugs Legalization. Would it make a difference?

The satisfaction of knowing that Bush is OUT of office.

Love the show. **** HBO's airtight, money-grubbing smugness in not letting YouTube show blurbs from the show.

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Die, thread, die!!!:*****:

Arizona is massively overrated. Stanford proved that. The Ducks will prove it again soon, en route to a national championship. What is the name of the Ducks' mascot, anyway?

Olbermann should've given the contributions using a fake name. Is Katherine Harris available?

Obama makes a trade trip to India. Tries to help they and us economically. He speaks in a place that was smacked by terrorists. He brought along some expensive muscle for it. Good. He brought his ******. Sorry he's young and has young ****...right, JFK? Obama goes to a hotbed of American...

Some surprises: 'Bama struggles, TCU rolls, LSU...will they win?, Clemson upsets, IOWA STATE????, Sparty wins convincingly...I'm still bitter about the Cheese game.:mad:

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Toto got nervous when the storm came. He ate some CGH, some steroids, got crazy, and humped Auntie Em. Then he was whisked away to a magical world of small, yellow cages and the Department Of ****** Control's army of winged Euthenasists. And everyone was there!!

I lived in Toronto in 1984 when the Tigers had their last really impressive run. Captain Hook delivered the goods, and I had to watch my Blue Jays get frustrated. I had a helluva lotta respect for this guy ever since. God Bless Sparky, and, God, let him manage your best team in Heaven. Just...

It's a long line. It must be something good!--Tanya(Natalya Negoda) from The Comrades Of Summer. Take the Cold War. We won it. How? Quite frankly, we outspent them.--Maj. Gen. Partridge(Kelsey Grammer) from The Pentagon Wars. Two outstanding HBO movies.:clap:

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sergeant Slaughter.

If you itch too hard your dick will fall off.:banana:

hmmm....this tunel will tak me to anuther dimension, away frm the cops, like in tht scynce fixshn movie...just step on the gas...see. im flyng away! Fuck Hal and the ferdal justc systf! I'm gon..............***** now.........hed hutrs.......

Re: Iconic U.S. film studio MGM files for bankruptcy and could merge with former riva My God!! What'll happen to the MGM casino in Vegas?? Will it change to the SpyGlass Merger We Still Have Money Entertainment Resort?? And will they keep their really big pool area??

I have a toolbox filled with hand puppets. Does that count? Oh...and I took Home Ec in junior high school.

It only failed because the exit poll workers filled the water coolers with the memory-altering **** trickienixphosphate.:rolleyes::confused:

...K-I-S-S-I-N-G... first comes love then comes marriage then comes mutant BlueStanCentauro dipping green ooze in a baby carriage!

I'm sorry. But now you can get used to it, since the elephants are gonna run things. Maybe if you moved to India and changed your name to Patel you could get a decent job...making gum wrappers or answering phones, for $2 per hour. But, hey...that dum biryani is mighty good!:clap:

Jesus...now the Dems are gonna be just like Tony Blair...hiding in a closet, sucking his thumb.:weeping: Oh...and since we're on the subject, ********* is less dangerous than a Mac10. Somebody tell Jerry Brown to woo the voters a little. Unless he's stonewalling and really doesn't give a ****...

http://news.google.com/news/section?cf=all&topic=el&ned=us&ict=gsp Rand Paul scares the **** out of me.:eek:

That blond is about to bite your dick off. I guess you should have been up front with her.:rolleyes:

While they're sharing each others' one aircraft carrier, they can share ABM technology and antiterror methods designed thirty years ago. Plus, why not have a picnic at Maralinga?

Let's just say this scenario didn't take place on a merry-go-round. If I was in the police car, I would hit my lights and siren, load my ***, and hit the gas no matter what, while I shouted, "Yahoooo!!!!!" and waved my hat.

This miracle happened because Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell prayed to Jesus to help the Republican party in tomorrow's elections.

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Hahahahaha!! It's your fault Favre sucks! We should've never signed you!

Yes.

Does canned fish have as much mercury as I have heard? Those bastards who make thermometers need to stop putting their broken products into our water supply. If I were a fisherman, I would definitely check the mercury level in all of my fish catch.

If I was a porno star, I'd want to be sober if I had a scene with a real hot chick. But if they put me in one of those parody porns...you know, like the ones with midgets and lawn equipment...I'd wanna be lit up like a Christmas tree.:2 cents:

Re: Who made you cum today? Flaptastic Fannie Flapjacks

Halloween is over, Happy Election Day!! Oh...and tomorrow is The Cookie *******'s birthday.

Sorry about that last link fuck up: LISA MATTHEWS

TCU vs Utah --Last year, the Froggies thumped the Utes. But this year, it's in SLC...and TCU has never won there. --The Utes struggled against Air *****. But their showing on D might be a big confidence booster. --But the Frogs have the top-ranked defense. And Patterson has his team focused and...

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Yes.

If I eat one of those flavored breakfast oat bars, is it the same as eating a bowl of Quaker Oats?

Stafford rules!!!:bowdown:

Yeah...but they dress nice. Except for Ditka.

I hope Alexander Hamilton had Verizon wireless.

There are three things in life you can be sure of: Death Taxes Ohio State WILL LOSE to Iowa

My choices: Miss Guadeloupe Miss Greece Miss England Miss Bahamas Miss Venezuela Miss Romania Miss Guatemala ...Miss USA is hot, but she stands in between the above list.

They could start Chicken George and still beat the Broncos.

Jesus...Virginia had a balanced ******. 8 FDs rushing and 8 FDs passing. 185 rushing and 179 passing yards.:eek: