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  1. maildude

    I had the worst nightmare ever!

    Did they ravage the countryside and ****** Woody Allen?
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    President Evil

    :facepalm:
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    Spell Illuminati backwards/add '.com' or ".org" @ end & click on it 2-C what happens

    Re: Spell Illuminati backwards/add '.com' or ".org" @ end & click on it 2-C what happ Too obvious. The government is too smart to overlook this. Somebody set this up. IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!:eek:
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Atlanta wins in OT. That's my 5-star pick.:nanner:
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    L3ggy, Whimsy and TheBear247 on vacation

    Just save me a burger, a hot dog, some pota....AAAAGGGHHH!!!!:eek:
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    Who were the hottest chics of the 80s?

    Too many. And many more than today.
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    President Evil

    What's evil about wielding your chainsaw and allying yourself with the undead if it gives the middle class tax cuts?
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    Things That Taste Good--Non Sexual, Please

    FRESH pineapple slices.
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    Is it legal to produce and distribute porn in Minnesota?

    Yes. It's called the Hubert Humphrey Law. It is punishable by castration.:surprise:
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    Things That Taste Good--Non Sexual, Please

    Just list one or two things that taste good to you. Me up: Peanut butter on warm toast
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    Lots of This Around Here Lately...

    iTTqsu5HK-A
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    Wanna sip on my ********?

    You would, you snake skinner!:nannerf1:
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    KC 3-0!!:surprise: Game ball--despite a loss--to Peyton Hillis and his 144 yards against the Ravens, who I ****.:mad: Shannon Sharpe is a bitch. He doesn't congratulate Hillis for his rushing day, instead he faults the Ravens D. Take a coupla minutes and reflect on that. BTW...Hillis is a...
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    Are There Any Grenades on Here?

    I hope not. We already have nuclear-tipped assholes.:ak47:
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Ha! Hillis is running all over the Ravens!:eek:
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    Lots of This Around Here Lately...

    What...crooked hands?
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    Top 5 Black Chicks!

    5. Kerry Washington 4. Keyana Franklin 3. Gabrielle Union 2. Halle Berry 1. Alicia Keys
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Ravens fans suck. The boys go 3-and-out and the crowd boos. Classy.:clap:
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    Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

    I had the album back in seventh grade. One of the classic albums of all time.
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    Soup of the Day

    Does that come with crackers?
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    Most Anti-Gay Mega Church Pastor Linked to Gay Affairs w/Teens from Youth Ministry

    Re: Most Anti-Gay Mega Church Pastor Linked to Gay Affairs w/Teens from Youth Ministr There are gay religious people???:eek:
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    Maud Adams

    Now this is a long time in coming!!:eek: http://img201.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=83497_zzzzz4_123_567lo.JPG http://www.imagebam.com/image/7ce21d26167348 http://img170.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=35721_5_123_712lo.jpg http://www.imagebam.com/image/996faa25573030/
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    This is getting a little old

    Update Firefox. If the problem continues, mail a tarantula to GregC.:cthulhu:
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    Wanna sip on my ********?

    He is a freak. Somebody ****** him from my barbecue party.:clap:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Injuries, and an unimpressive road record against the SEC. Hill deserves credit. He makes the most with what he has. Bulldog sacks are nationally known. The Rebels ran at will, with Brandon Bolden almost unstoppable. The 'Dogs have to adjust to a stacked line or a fade back approach when they...
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    Top Indian Pornstars

    Rahkee should go into porn. If she did I would praise Vishnu.:angels:
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    Ahmadinejad says Iran may end enrichment

    I've hated Ahmadinejad ever since he blew that kick to an open goal in the 1994 World Cup finals.:mad:
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    Hitch a Ride on The Word Train

    styrofoam
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    Previously unseen photographs show how smitten Marilyn Monroe was with Joe DiMaggio

    Re: Previously unseen photographs show how smitten Marilyn Monroe was with Joe DiMagg What a sad case she was. Joltin' Joe really loved her. But although she tried, she was too far gone to be able to love anybody else.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Big10 Hater.:facepalm: Why don't you fly your flag?:anonymous
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    Film/Tv

    :yesyes:
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    HAPPY :-) HOUR! (late as usual)

    Ever notice how much slower things get when you're *****? Oh, wait...it's just the server.:*****:
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    Just Put Your Shirt Back On Douche

    Karate is kool!! :dunno::facepalm:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Dammit, Boomer! It's just the Bearcats!!!!:surprise:
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    Bought our first house.

    Congrats! Best of luck! :hatsoff:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    BTW...a big GET WELL !! to Coach Dantonio. A good recoop present is Michigan State's thrashing of Northern CO 45-7 as Le'Veon Bell rushed for 93 and three TDs.:bowdown:
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    Film/Tv

    BIG hint: Michael Keaton, Joe Piscopo, Marilu Henner, Peter Boyle, Maureen Stapleton.....
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    What Do You Think?

    :dunno:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    That Gillett *** looks pretty good. EMU is refusing to lay down.:surprise: In other news, UCLA!!!! And USC is making a statement, but Lane is still a dick.
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    Present for mum

    Are any of them ribbed and lubricated? **** is a little sore from that surgery.
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    This guy enjoys creampies a bit too much

    He deserves being anally besmirched for burning those ants!
  42. maildude

    Lynyrd Skynyrd teacher who inspired band name dies

    He taught kickball to countless numbers of wayward hillbillies with alcoholic fathers. He will be missed.:(
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    Like Exotic Cars? Check this out!

    Hmm...beats my 1975 Gremlin. :eek:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Brent Musbutthole claims Nevada is a potential threat for Boise State. So...does that make Arkansas a points favorite against 'Bama? How about Illinois topping OSU with a great special teams performance?
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    Top 60 Getto Names

    Racist but funny. I have to admit. "Courtney" is the one I'd least expect!:1orglaugh I'd like to see a similar video done by black guys about blueblood white names. Chappelle, anyone??
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    ****** 'robs bank on her way to collect ******** from school'

    Naw...she was avoiding a PTA meeting by knocking off a bank. She got $550 and spent it all on crayons, new books, and crack *******.
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    Fox News catches a Pastor at a strip club

    He was administering to the sinful masses. Just like the nuns who gave handjobs to homeless men in that Whoopie Goldberg smash hit Sisters Act!:angels:
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    33 UN Delegations Walk Out on A-mad-jihad

    Even if Ahmadinejad loses backing abroad, he'll just get more manic and push his country's nuclear button. The thing is, he needs to be ousted. And that's a tall order from a country who's religious theocracy backs his Western demolition points so strongly.
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