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  1. maildude

    Photo of Whimsys grandfather who fought in WW2 uncovered

    Der Kommandant: You have effectively burned all of southern Paris, ya? Soldier: Da! Und I have saved this small cat! Der Kommandant: Excellent! Then we have a snack to serve to our Russian POWs! Soldier: ........
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    Apology

    An old internet staple. But still funny.:)
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    Longest member at freeones

    Good point. How many regular posters now have been around a long time--at least five years? I'll have five years in next year. I post regularly. Who are some others? Tunsty? Hedonis? knowone? A bunch of others....
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    Official Minnesota Twins Playoff Fan Thread

    Yer Dead!!:*****:
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    Well he was warned

    So that's what that sign means!!:eek:
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    Wildlife Study

    This is how the government of AntichristAmerica will lure gadgetphiles into the Seventh level of Hell.:eek:
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    which member could you see as a serial killer?

    Whimsy. Whimsical...until you're head is in a bucket!!!:eek:
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    What have you learned from watching porn?

    I have learned that women enjoy being used like a Colorforms set, I have learned that close-up shots of dicks in pussies are more artful than asshair, I have learned that romance is in bad books but sex is a Tower Of Babel, I have learned that uptight legislators are sexually repressed, I have...
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Take it easy. And look at the points. A little nervous. I guess I should hope for 1999 again. But Robinson scares me. Maybe Dantonio should pack a few more nitro pills for this game.:eek:
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    John Lithgow gives his dental credentials: Px2M8kuS91U
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    which *** do you own?

    Taurus .38 special 22 Somethingorother Glock whatever--it's my *******'s 16 Gauge 12 Gauge
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Can you dig it?? nSN2kAo-y40
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    What pisses you off?

    Threads that remind me of what pisses me off.:mad:
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    By a whisker

    He had his collection of Uriah Heep albums in that van.:facepalm:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Up from 25, while Badgy drops.:clap:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Will Ohio State fall out of the AP Top 25 number 2??
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    ****** ******* *** aged 12 and shaved his head to convince him he was dying of cancer

    Re: ****** ******* *** aged 12 and shaved his head to convince him he was dying of ca My *** used to make me wear flippers and a fin hat. She called me "Fish Boy" and she used to sit me on the front porch, and she charged everybody a buck to see her freak sonfish.:******:
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    What do you know about ((Islamic - Araibic)) culture !!! aske me ;)

    Do camels really run faster than horses?
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Big game for Stanzi...and we watch PSU's ship drift quietly away...
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    Sports Niche/Phenomena/Genre That PISSES You Off the Most?

    Sports reporters and their catch phrases. Go to hell, Chris Berman!:*****:
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    Gargling With Salt Water Can Ease Cold Symptoms

    I never got a cold while I was god of the sea.:bowdown:
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    The card every man wants to receive

    Just as long as it's not followed by bullets through my living room window.
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    Computer worm attacking Iran's nuclear facilities 'includes Biblical link to Israel'

    Re: Computer worm attacking Iran's nuclear facilities 'includes Biblical link to Isra Jesus infected the Roman prefect with computer viruses BEFORE there were even computers!! Ha!! GOD RULES!!!
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    Boardwalk Empire

    Great show. HBO returns to Sopranos form.:bowdown:
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    The perfect gift for your stoner reptile!

    That's what set off all them lizards at Jurassic Park.:eek:
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    Whats for Dinner Tonight?

    14 oz. ribeye, mashed and green beans, sauteed mushrooms, black bread, salad, coconut shrimp. Sapporo!!:bowdown:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Michigan State: 34 Wisconsin: 24 Hell Yeah!!!:hatsoff:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    My Spartans against Wisconsin. The Buckeyes against Illinois. We may both have long days...:eeew:
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    Blacks Were Targeted for CIA *******

    By the mob? Yes. By the CIA? Doubtful. Too much of a risk if it was found out and proven. The fallout would make the JFK assassination look like second grade recess. Doesn't mean that the CIA turned their heads while the mob flooded the inner cities with *****. After WW2 the US tried to leverage...
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    Look carefully at this pic...

    LeBron raising his arms in victory!!
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    Penn on Glenn Beck's Tea Party At the Alamo

    Glenn Beck likes to dress up as his ******, then stab women to death in the shower.
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    Screw NFL parity! Gimme George Blanda's ashes!!

    Screw NFL parity! Gimme George Blanda's ashes!!
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    Who is the hottest girl alive who posts to this board?

    I prefer the dead ones who post.:cthulhu:
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Jesus...stop it!!:mad: I can't make sense of this season so far.:dunno: So, here ya go: --Steelers are ******. Ravens are great...with the right teams. --K.C. is improved, but can Cassel keep it going? Maybe... --Jets? Problems. Pats? Problems. Fishies? Sunk. Horsies? Up and down like a swing...
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    What The Fuck? Why The Fuck?

    Chicken wire??
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    Obama Is One Fly Mufucka Yo!

    I am not the president...:surprise:
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    Once again...Fuck you, George Lucas

    So what? Lucas co-directed Leia Lays Ya with Stormy Daniels, took the money, and invested it in Ted Turner's colorization of "Metropolis--With Pussies" for the DVD crowd. Oh...and he stalks grade school girls.
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    Obama Is One Fly Mufucka Yo!

    So what? I also listen to Nash and Faker's Brawley!:dunno:
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    Football legend George Blanda dead at 83

    Still remember watching him play... http://sports.yahoo.com/video/player/nfl/22140748;_ylt=AvuJwCjx1RVdj2nt7_2k.YJDubYF
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    What do you think of FreeOnes Forum new look?

    :surprise: :eyeso::rolleyes:
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    Germany ends World War One reparations after 92 years with £59m final payment

    Great! Now BankofAmerica can afford to make that big reparations loan to the U.S.!:clap:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Watching Hoosiers again. Here is an interesting comparison between the film and the actual events the movie is based upon. http://www.chasingthefrog.com/reelfaces/hoosiers.php
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    Cheyenne who?

    Check out her links. None of the FO board threads are worth a damn. If you wanna know anything else PM me.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    :facepalm:Wrong:facepalm:
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    Things That Taste Good--Non Sexual, Please

    Buttered bread with strawberry jelly.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Well, although Michigan State is 4-0 against such powerhouse teams as Albany Tech, Galapogas A&I, and Notre Dame, it's good to see Dantonio will be in the coach's box during the Wisconsin game, following his heart ******. Maybe the gods that be will provide a little hope for us against the Badgers.
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    Pentagon Destroys Thousands of Copies of Army Officer's Memoir

    C'mon, Tri...the corporations have had our balls in a sling for hundreds of years. And the media just reinforces their walls. No? How much does Proctor And ****** spend annually on advertisement? And how about their lobbying protecting their logging interests?
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