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I wanna go on a temperance march with a bunch of white guys from The 700 Club.:bowdown:

A 30% off coupon for dinner at Mary's Diner. They had ketchup AND mustard! Right at your table!!

Shirley Temple was not available for comment. Neither was Sunburst.

Some iced tea sounds good right now! Can I have Sarah Palin serve it to me in a French maid outfit, surrounded by Gestapo officers aiming machine guns at her?

We did it again!!:weeping:

I used to live in Toronto. Then I moved to Michigan. The winters here suck almost as much. And the ****** rate is a bitch. I wish I was buried in snow.:******:

I come...I come...I COME!!!!!!!...in peace. ...fucking sexually predictable Earthlings. Now I will fuck your First Lady! Earth will be ours!!!!:violent:

TeaBaggers get their name from their secret, hidden desire to suck Al Sharpton's scrotum while reciting the Pledge Of Allegiance.

Finally got a job, eh, Whims?? No more unemployment checks for you, now that Baracuda Obambedya stopped them. Now you can get off yer furry worthless ass and make Kung Pao Chick.....oh my God NO!!!!!:eek:

BIG diff. Denise is NOT a porn star. Charlie has a fetish. Fine, if he didn't have a woman or twelve in tow, thinking he was something better. Fact is, he's a fake. Chuck, you fucking simp. Words of wise from Maildude: Get your head out of yer ass. Or stay a roving bastard. Either way, make up...

Oregon...at USC...the Trojans are pissed...Jesus...what'll we do?????:facepalm:

Chizik is afraid. REALLY afraid. Mississippi at Vaught-Hemingway. Oh, God help them!!!!:eek:

Some coin flippin'! Congrats!! :surprise:

He got his iPhone and a buncha crap in a shopping cart from a guy who traded with him for his thermos.

Low tire laws have saved this country from the tyranny of Episcopalians.:clap:

Charlie Sheen is the Axl Rose of Wall Street.

I dunno what it is. Maybe some of you dunces could get off your stools and figure this out! Stop playing Dungeons And Dragons for a sec and think this out. And stop dunking donuts!!:)

Muzzleloaders and black powder are the only things that'll work on mountain deer.

Jesus...who let that *** in there? She's as confused as a grade-schooler at an adult's sexy birthday party. Oh, wait...

GOD IS WATCHING!!!:angels: I love the Steelers...despite Ben's sinful behavior...As long as Tom Brady does not cut his hair, he shall overcome the Phillistines and defeat the Jets for the crown...I am displeased with the Saints, who I blessed during last season. Reggie Bush must return to my...

Pryor has a shitty O-line. Yes, I said shitty. Athletically? Newt is lucky if it's even.

When I was a ***: Dr. ******'s House Of Horrors Night Of The Living Dead Suspiria Freaks Since: 1408 Eraserhead Jaws The Silence Of The Lambs

Nothing earth shattering or revealing. Just the typical war atrocities ****.

Because the Bills sent Jesus in as tailback. Injuries. Plus EAPoe can coast in this suckie league.

All hail Clevtroit! And NE makes me wanna throw up. Pitts is gonna **** off the Ravenettes later in the season. Dallas sux. The NFC is a forgotten, eerie wooded pathway with weird bird sounds and glowing eyes. Towelboys and Baltis lead the league. Everybody else has wet dreams about the '90s...

slow...slow...slow....slow.... TWO TURTLES FUCKING. I mean...SSSSLLOWWWW!!!!! Plus there's lotsa stuff like "Error Messages" and "Other Fukt Up Stuff" messages. Please stop these forever. Thank yahs.:clap:

You know, they give out little tubs of garlic sauce if you ask for them.

Uh-oh! They're almost outta SEC teams to put at #1!! :eek:

Neh, the Rep System sux. It should be replaced by the Jellybean System.:yummie:

I promise I will NOT neg rep you then post, "That's what happens!!":glugglug:

Auburn is one of the great comeback stories this season. Give Chizik credit: this team survived the Tubervile Era and a couple of bad seasons, but survived in the SEC to become one of the better teams. Their defense should raise some concerns though.

Touchdown pass from Colt McCoy! Woo-hoo!!...they're losing... Oh yeah!!:clap:

You never saw a depressed wolf, I betcha.

This sucks. I'm depressed.:(

:bs: BULLPOOP!! :bs:

HAHAHA!! SPARTY rules the Big Ten!!:nanner:

The Chilean miners survived because the Chilean government kept lowering down lots of Chili and Chilled apple juice. Those miners should Chill and praise the Chilean government for keeping them alive, instead of Chilled in a mortuary. In Chile.

Try reading my post AGAIN.:facepalm:

Good. I'm glad to see that the role is going to an experienced entertainment icon like this. I mean, the Hardy Boys are well known as crime busters, and to make the leap from hero to villain is an admirable stretch. Good luck to Tim Hardee!:clap:

That's some chest hair!! Oh, wait....

Yep. With 72.8% of my former GFs who have dumped me. Me: So...you're dumping me, huh? GF: I'm sorry. But A: We've grown apart B: I'm just confused C: I thought I was in love with you D: You're a great guy, and I don't want to hold you back! E: You're too good for me. Me: This sucks...again...

Time for dinner! Ah, fuck! Leftovers! :(

What about: Shauna Grant John Holmes Bob Crane...well, he was sorta pornographic...

That fucking dog has no leash!!:mad:

No. But Jesus appears and offers me a jelly sandwich.:rolleyes:

The horrible ****** that destroyed the World Trade Centers gave us--the U.S.--this: two essentially unwinable wars, tens of thousands dead, a crippled economy, political infighting justifying or condemning, and no let up to the ****-filled anger against the West. This type of scenario is older...

Hey! Maltby is gonna see over this team in the front office, while Babcock keeps fiddling with the roster! And his cock!

Field Of Dreams. And Ray Liotta looks nothing like Shoeless Joe. http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/7/10/11/maildude/f_1ayqqcnd03pm_42a0339.jpg

Asshole Conservatives. Legalize it.:facepalm:

Sorry. But at this rate, it'd better be a helluva picture for the effort.:dunno: