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  1. maildude

    Porn is Great

    Porn is the opiate of the masses.--Karl Marx Porn is better than war.--Larry Flynt Whenever I want to look at porn, I go hide in the stacks at the Library Of Congress.--Rep.Eric Cantor If God wanted there to be porn, he wouldn't have rested.--Billy Graham, Jr. Porn is fucking evil.--The late...
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    Latest porn DVD title

    The Devil In Mrs. Thumb. It's hilarious. They remake the whole movie, but they just use thumbs with faces on them! They should try this with other movies!
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    "****!! Are you noticing all this plight?" "I wonder if these guys know The Commodores..."

    "****!! Are you noticing all this plight?" "I wonder if these guys know The Commodores..."
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    St. Louis is America's Most Dangerous City

    BRJnEbt89w8
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    Tomorrows Newspaper

    Baseball Replaced By ******* Hunter XXXIII For Playstation 25 As American Pastime. --Japan dissolves baseball leagues, replaces them with FinalFantasy XXXXX. --Pacific rim rocked by twenty-third tsunami this month...as Singapore hosts the tenth annual World Peace Gonad Chess Challenge --The...
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    ******** in need 2011

    Support The ******** http://www.support-the-********.org/
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    What Do You All Think Of Podcasts?

    My ******* worships them. He listens to them every day...like Muslims pray to Mecca.:dunno:
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    Optical illusion

    I hope she has a happy birthday. And she can eat all of the cheeseburgers and mystery cake she wants. It's her special day, godammit!!
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    SUPER BOWL XLV PREDICTION New England vs. Atlanta --Sure, Brady's Bunch lost to Cleveland. But, hey...so did New Orleans, last year's champs. --Both of Atlanta's losses were road losses...and only the Philly loss was substantial. 'Course, that was Kolb for injured Vick. Plus lotsa injuries...
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    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    Waitamminit...I just switched back. Is PM making a comeback????
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    No way I'm winning anything! Buttttt...

    You ARE winning....our endearing support.:)
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    What's the appeal of older women?

    :cthulhu: This thread has been resurrected!! :cthulhu:
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    It won't start off easy. They face Nova then Kansas right off. If they survive that, BYU calls, but like Yumi said, it's mainly the PAC10 left. Depends on the status of Nelson and Honeycutt. Howland has a young team--which bodes well for next season--and Josh Smith, who, if he can cut back on...
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Tree Fribet
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    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    Yep. Purtyboy Brady got it wrapped up. Hmm...what's on HBO?:*****:
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    The Vikings make me sad.:******:
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    Actor Wesley Snipes headed to prison for tax evasion

    So he goes to jail...so what? After 50 years he'll be released from cryogenic freeze and have to fight Sylvester Stallone.:confused:
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    Film/Tv

    Well, dog???? :dunno:
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    Cheese eating surrender monkeys

    All non-Americans: You can **** us, but you know what we are...when all is said and done? When it is seen what we truly are along our ancestry? We are you.
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    Cheese eating surrender monkeys

    On purpose.
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    Four in 10 say marriage is becoming obsolete

    To repeat probably at least eight or so posts...look at the success rate.
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    Let's find Rocki Roads

    Heard she retired in 2000. Broke up with Ringman. Became a Digital Desire girl. Others say she became broke and homeless because of *****. Here's the thread you started: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=7160&highlight=rocki
  23. maildude

    No Fair! Little red stars cover up the best parts!

    :*****: Die, thread, die!! :*****:
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    The Trolls Guide To Facebook.

    Don't we have all of the trolls here?:dunno:
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Now that most teams are pretty much over with their preseason tune-up games... Is Duke a legitimate No. 1?? After their dismemberment of Patriot League powerhouse Colgate, Duke coach Mike Kjhgbgfdrashi has a lot of plannin' to do. I mean, his team has to face off with Marquette, continue in...
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Observances --My apologies to Buckeye fans. You defeated Iowa...albeit ugly. But I still think Stanzi is a better QB. :2 cents: --Congrats to the kickers in the Nebraska/TAM game. :clap: --Boise State: "O.K. we have a weak schedule. But we're kicking their asses by huge margins! What else ya...
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    US researchers explain how cats lap liquids with elegance

    I'm waiting for the study where cats and dogs cure disease and stop wars. Otherwise, get rid of them!! :*****:
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    Over 6 years in prison until trial, charged with 285 acts of terrorism cleared of 284

    Re: Over 6 years in prison until trial, charged with 285 acts of terrorism cleared of Well....Due Process can be a bitch.
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    The entire Palin ****** is retarded.

    Yeah, they're pretty fucked up. But remember Palin is originally from Idaho, where they grow magic mushrooms shaped like Supreme Court justices. When she was a baby, she convinced the Alaskan legislature to give her ****** visas to become Alaskan citizens, so that her *** could get a job as a...
  30. maildude

    what game are you playing right now?

    Jesus Loves Me--coloring pages and trivia cards. Sunday school ain't just for ****!
  31. maildude

    Whimsy has found Kimmy!

    You lost me....Kimmy gave whims the slip, and hid the statue where??
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    I love Dominican cheerleaders

    I pick the Dominican over Ball State...probably by thirty.:bowdown:
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    Prince William to wed in 2011

    I wish him luck with that brunette who thinks Lady Di was an expert craps player in Vegas.:clap:
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    Man, I wanna do sex to a woman so badly

    Do sex woman with sex big club from tree brontosaurus.
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    Tanks

    Russian tanks led the world in WWII. But during the Cold War they became more fuel efficient and less powerful. At first, they were faster, until spies under the Reagan Administration found out how. Now, American tanks are faster and they carry more firepower. Same with British tanks. Russian...
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    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    The Wings play St. Louis tonite. They have some injuries. I hope D'Agostini gets injured tonight...:*****: ...sorry...that was mean...
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    Man, I wanna do sex to a woman so badly

    I wanna have sex woman with Jennifer Connelly. :love-smi:
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    8-year old NY Jets fan tackled by adult in Cleveland

    Did he stop him before he made the first down?
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Plus look at their schedule. These guys should roll for a very long time.
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    Which has been the best decade for music?

    I choose the 1940s. Because we needed it more then.
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    Bush Sr. gift to Clinton: record deficit; Clinton's gift to Bush Jr.: record surplus

    Re: Bush Sr. gift to Clinton: record deficit; Clinton's gift to Bush Jr.: record surp Seems like Dubya proceeded under a lot of misguided conceptions.
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    How Roald celebrated the start of the Miss FreeOnes voting

    Was that a *** trying to cover him up with a bag at 2:12??
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Not overly impressive, but a good team win for the Spartans. I'm concerned about our TO problems. The Bucks had a more impressive night. Good rebounding night for Green.
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    Parents whose *** was ****** when car hit his bicycle are sued by the jailed driver

    Re: Parents whose *** was ****** when car hit his bicycle are sued by the jailed driv I'm confused here. Who wore seat belt? Is anybody making excuses? Finding a way out?
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    Look out! It be Zombama!

    He became a brain-eating zombie when the Republican mid-term sweep resulted in a gigantic solar flare, caused by a decrease in Earth space NASA research spending, and the GOP faithful hid in the mountains, awaiting a return to Earth by Ronald Reagan, who would carry the keys to the Seven Seals...
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    Haiti rioters stone U.N. troops, blame them for cholera

    Maybe they're right. The U.N. might've been using the same ideas the American western expansionists used when they sold blankets to native Americans infected with smallpox.:dunno:
  47. maildude

    What do you **** most about your job?

    The goddamned horses-assed supervisors.:mad: And the crappy coffee.:tongue:
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    Which "mainstream" actress would U want a blowjob from?

    Betty White...after her Snickers bar and a really good defensive tackle!:blowjob:
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    *Sigh*...the NFL is Really Beginning to Bore Me...

    Football sucks! Even my fantasy team sucks! Maybe it would be better if they played the games on one of those vibrating tables!
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