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Yep. Saw one last year in Canada while I was hunting deer. She just stood there...right in my crosshairs. My 30.06 was cocked and ready. But just as I was about to shoot, Ron Paul ran by chasing some teenaged male intern. I led him just enough to blow his carcass to hell. And the porn chick got...

Re: Who made you cum today? A fake some guy made of Jennifer Connelly having lesbian sex with Lt. Uhura during a Romulan ******. It's hilarious. In the background, you can see Cpt. Kirk freaking out trying to fix the warp drive. Oh...and Sulu is in the picture grabbing Spock's pointy penis.

Columbus, Georgia rules!!!!!:bowdown:

still not there...:surprise: :*****:

Obama has a plan to legalize hookers, *****, greedy financiers, and smog lovers just so he can fuck up the next administration...which will probably be Republican. Christ help us.

Great stuff.:hatsoff: But she needs a set of bionic pompoms to go with it.:nanner:

That'll stick like formica.

GregCentauro's head on a pike.

At the rate the Broncos are losing players to injuries, they might as well start the University Of Colorado.

There are community swimming pools in nearly every inner city area I have ever seen. It's not geneaological, either, because I'm pretty sure that surviving in water was a learned skill in Africa. My guess is sociological.

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Back when I had a regular, strong sex drive, I would masturbate with the right hand, then the left hand, then the right, and back again. I'd pretend I was playing naked ping pong.

:dunno::******:

We'll see pretty soon how they are.

It's a fucking abomination.

Just watched Twins and it reminded me how hot KP used to be. She's kinda old to be pregnant, but that's her and JT's choice. Makes you wonder whether the loss of their *** led to this decision.

The Men Who Stare At Goats. It takes a while, but it's fucking hilarious.:1orglaugh HQ74Uuftu6Y

:wtf::clap:

He's pretty recognizable. Maybe one of those Mexican **** cartels will hire him for PR work. At least he won't have to haul coffee around all day on the back of his ass.

Hahahah! http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Randy-Moss-told-Tom-Brady-his-haircut-made-him-l;_ylt=Art4w0pR.dotI0dK3qNlVaZDubYF?urn=nfl-275875

I wanna hear more about his hat.

I had sex with an English teacher once. She made me list all my sources.

If he hacks into my computer, I'll burn down his ******'s brothel.

I **** to cook. But I'm pretty good at it. Waddya wanna order?

LIONS WIN!!! http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/det;_ylt=Aoucf4u9FKnZ5PfhlSOB1cJDubYF

Turkey! Turkey! I wanna eat a turkey!! :clap:

geesshhh... Don't these Germanians understand humor??:dunno:

And again and again. You should know more than anybody. I'd like to shove those fucking glasses right into his jugular...like that scene in The Godfather III.

Mark May should suck a brontosaurus's cock.

Well he certainly accomplished what he set out for!:facepalm:

Nuclear weapons are the only things that'll keep those German Neo-Nazis in order.

Hugh Hefner is looking mighty old these days...

Go to church. There are lots of desperate, horny Christian girls at church.

Theft? We won it fair and square! With guns, immoral alliances, and smallpox!

The Bucks struggled with Illinois, but Oregon struggled with Washington State. OSU won the most recent game between the two. SC beat 'Bama by stopping the run and testing their DBs. Some other SEC teams oughtta figure this out too. Boise State got hosed last week, and will be paid back this...

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Lotsa surprises...but I am glad.:)

Hmmm... Oregon struggles against unranked Washington State, and the Gods Of College Football lost to South Carolina. Oh my. We experts at ESPN should suck an elephant's cock. I guess OSU is better than we think, and MSU is legit against the Heismann fuckboy. Maybe Boise State should be #1. We...

It;s over. http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/boxscore?gid=201010090070

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DATABASE ERROR has returned.:eek: OMIGOD!!!:*****:

Da! But I want Czech fish first!

I no longer subscribe to this service. Simply because it has omitted gayness from my homoerotic movie selections. The bitches.:******::nannerf1:

Re: Who made you cum today? Terrible Tittywoman and her funhouse of discipline.:banana:

Not as safe as starting one with your feet. Or vacuuming your house with a pelican. Or fighting off velociraptors at Pebbles' day care.

Brontosaurus skin condoms. And flavored underwear.

Fucking over everybody to make money. Oh, wait...it never left.

What about yuppie skiers in Colorado? Or latte ******** wannabes in Washington?

Stanford will beat USC. Alabama will embarrass SC. Georgia will be pounded by Tennessee. The Seminoles will make it close...:cool:

The crazy fucker was just trying to get on YouTube. Of course, the Internet and YouTube hadn't been invented yet. So the guy was a visionary. And he had a death wish. And he probably **** his pants when he landed. Like Alan Shepard did. Or maybe Shepard pissed his pants. I can't remember.