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    Tits, and the male enjoyment of them

    Tits have absolutely no effect on me. :boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies:
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    Paper Airplane Launched Into Space

    http://www.switched.com/2010/11/12/paper-airplane-space-vulture-1-13000/ I threw it at the teacher in third grade, and it ended up here!!
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    Man gets 40cm penis tatooed on his back!!!

    Is that cock bigger than the scrotum you have tattooed on your back, Roald? Just askin'.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Give it up for the Browns. Played the Jets and Dirty Sanchez down to the wire. They were just a fumble away from beating three playoff level teams.:clap:
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    Sup Mufuckas?

    Who cares?
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    Muslims, anyone give a fuck?

    If them dam Mislams wanna come up in here and live her in this contry, then they bettr be legul. Then they can were theyr togas and harry krishnas and pary on them rugs an watever. Just keep em way from my trayler. and no way are they gunna teech my ****. and if they got guns or boms, hey better...
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    Rate this woman - Teri Weigel

    1990: 9 :clap: Now: 4 :******: ...and it ain't just age...
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    Paris Hilton

    :facepalm: :dunno: :facepalm:
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    Top 100 Funniest Food Creations :)

    Eggs are funny.:1orglaugh Somebody explain the "lemon/Realemon" one...with the chair against the door.:dunno:
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    Secret service agent breaks his silence on the day Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas

    Re: Secret service agent breaks his silence on the day Kennedy was assassinated in Da Bullshit. I applaud his valor and his devotion to the President, but he seems to have bought into all the doublespeak put out at the time to hide the truth. Besides...he was a Secret Service agent. How much...
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    November 13: Manny Pacquiao vs. Antonio Margarito

    Pac was outreached, outweighed, outsized, and he plum outspeeded and outpunched Margarito. Size apparently doesn't matter.
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! Prizzi's Honor. Great movie.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    They aren't that weak. There is a lotta parity there. Kentucky played Miss, Auburn and Miss State close. Hartline is a good QB and the Cats have one of the best LBs in the nation, in Trevathan. That's Kentucky. AFA the Gamecocks, Spurrier has coached them well. Arkansas is the only team to...
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    Taxpayers Funding ******, Travel, Lottery Tickets, Tattoos For Freeloaders

    Nancy Pelosi's ***** on a plane, Republican sex parties, union Vegas convention junkets, tobacco lobby insiders...when will this insane spending end????
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Funky Doodle's Diamond Dildo Adventure for the PlaidStation.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Cal should have won. A ***** in the Ducks' armor...the blitz?
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    Biggest Snake In The World (UPDATED!!)1.7 tons

    My snake is bigger. Ha!! Beat you all !!!!:glugglug:
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    300ft power station chimney in Springfield Ohio is demolished and falls the WRONG way

    Re: 300ft power station chimney in Springfield Ohio is demolished and falls the WRONG I lost my erection once in Ohio. It fell the wrong way. Right into the pissed-off dominatrix's hands who I hired to take the stress off. You wanna talk about "crash?" :eek:
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    Dreaming of her Baywatch days? Erika Eleniak is no longer a fresh-faced beauty

    Beautiful women: Some age well Some don't Follows the same genetic chaos rules as guys who throw a football far when they're *********, then lose it all in their thirties, and end up working for a landscaping company. That their teammate started.
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    I just used a penis pump..

    Your peepee will return to normal size after the spring thaw. Be patient. And THINK before you use a penis pump again.
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    I'd like to buy a vowel?

    Vowels are worth $10 each. $100 for full service.
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    Sex-boner in my pants

    After reading that, my sex head is sex hurting.:rolleyes:
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    What do you think is the best song of the 21st century (so far)?

    Something instrumental...probably Wizards In Winter.
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    Ty Cobb---What A Prick!

    T Cards are worth a fortune.:2 cents:
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    How I tricked L3ggy. Like Garfield does to Odie.

    Make sure you put some fabric softener in there.
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    Remembrance Day (11/11)

    More info: http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/flanders.htm
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    I'm loving these polls. There's such a dog fight this season it's got the voters in a pantywad, I can foresee an Oregon/TCU or an Oregon/Boise State national championship match-up. In either case the Ducks would probably win by 20 points or more, and the "experts" would spend the entire...
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    Razor!? What's that?

    ! I betcha I could find Robinson Crusoe in there!
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    Plaid!!

    I have a plaid tablecloth...
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    Remembrance Day (11/11)

    Veteran's Day in the States, but international in its scope. A salute to all military veterans everywhere.
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    I'm staring at my wife

    Stare at her for a while, then suddenly say: "I'll eat your liver, with some farber beans and a really fine chianti."
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    L3ggy & Whimsy getting ready for a night on the town

    They're going to Grauman's Chinese Theater for a show...and they will never be heard from again.
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    The McRib is Back!

    Oh, yeah?? Where can I get one???:throwup:
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    Happy Birthday...(Emphasis on "Happy")

    Heh. That girl ain't the birthday girl. The birthday girl was standing next to her, on her left. The authorities "took her out" because she was making an anti-government hand gesture while going for the ice cream. That's why the girl you see looks pissed. Because the soldiers took the ice cream.
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    Italian footballer Roberto Baggio honored with peace award for Burma democracy effort

    Re: Italian footballer Roberto Baggio honored with peace award for Burma democracy ef Burma's football team sucks. Fucking military junta bastards. They corrupted the election process just so they could install a nutty-assed warlord who planned to redirect money away from the sports programs...
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    Two years later why I have limited access to this forum ???

    Your credit rating sucks. Go out and buy a car. If you make the payments in a timely fashion after five years, FreeOnes will make you a full-time, certified member. Then you can post or do whatever the hell you want. Just don't hotlink. Unless it's YouTube. Or FreeOnes sites.
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    George W Bush claims UK lives 'saved by waterboarding'

    GW is right. After all, he ******** the American people for eight years and a lotta them still think he was a saint.
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    I am a fan of Autumn (pictures inside)

    I prefer Fall myself.:rolleyes:
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    First Lady's Handshake Spells Muslim Trouble

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101109/pl_yblog_upshot/first-ladys-handshake-with-conservative-indonesian-muslim-raises-eyebrows Maybe she should've bowed. Or maybe kissed the Koran. Or maybe never shown up.:dunno:
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    Oh, Svetlana you dirty, dirty girl

    "And now my ******** Francesca will play the recorder."
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    ******* tiger trade '******* 100 big cats each year'

    Same **** we had/have with gorillas. The scary part is that a lot of these ******* aren't just hunted for their various parts, but by paid hunters working for laboratories and preserved or zoos.
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    So now we get to the root of the problem...

    So First Nation Canadian aboriginals have a beef with AA porn producers? They want FNCA directors/producers to make porn movies featuring FNCA actors? Is this even noble for FNCA people?
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    Gibbs threatens to pull Obama after press dispute

    Gibbs stood up for all of America, and the Fourth Estate, when he risked his pinky toe...and perhaps his entire exterior metatarsai...to insure that our rights to extrapolate the Indian subcontinent were intact. God Bless the United States, and its undying struggles to affect the interworkings...
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    One Almighty statue: Poles build 167ft Jesus Christ to rival Rio's

    Whosoever buildith a statue unto me, shall be rewarded with a winning World Cup team.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Neither does JJ. Believe me...he is looking.
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    One Almighty statue: Poles build 167ft Jesus Christ to rival Rio's

    Whoever has the bigger Jesus gets to fast in the desert for forty days. But after that, they get a $50 gift card at Burger King!
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    Obama is a total Loser!

    Oh, yeah? Well you're a big 'ole poophead!!
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    Geometry Problem

    It's piR2. Or cotangent. Or spherical...GIMME TITTIES !!:rolleyes:
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