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Tits have absolutely no effect on me. :boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies::boobies:

http://www.switched.com/2010/11/12/paper-airplane-space-vulture-1-13000/ I threw it at the teacher in third grade, and it ended up here!!

Is that cock bigger than the scrotum you have tattooed on your back, Roald? Just askin'.

Give it up for the Browns. Played the Jets and Dirty Sanchez down to the wire. They were just a fumble away from beating three playoff level teams.:clap:

Who cares?

If them dam Mislams wanna come up in here and live her in this contry, then they bettr be legul. Then they can were theyr togas and harry krishnas and pary on them rugs an watever. Just keep em way from my trayler. and no way are they gunna teech my ****. and if they got guns or boms, hey better...

1990: 9 :clap: Now: 4 :******: ...and it ain't just age...

:facepalm: :dunno: :facepalm:

Eggs are funny.:1orglaugh Somebody explain the "lemon/Realemon" one...with the chair against the door.:dunno:

Re: Secret service agent breaks his silence on the day Kennedy was assassinated in Da Bullshit. I applaud his valor and his devotion to the President, but he seems to have bought into all the doublespeak put out at the time to hide the truth. Besides...he was a Secret Service agent. How much...

Pac was outreached, outweighed, outsized, and he plum outspeeded and outpunched Margarito. Size apparently doesn't matter.

Re: What you watching right now! Prizzi's Honor. Great movie.

They aren't that weak. There is a lotta parity there. Kentucky played Miss, Auburn and Miss State close. Hartline is a good QB and the Cats have one of the best LBs in the nation, in Trevathan. That's Kentucky. AFA the Gamecocks, Spurrier has coached them well. Arkansas is the only team to...

Nancy Pelosi's ***** on a plane, Republican sex parties, union Vegas convention junkets, tobacco lobby insiders...when will this insane spending end????

Funky Doodle's Diamond Dildo Adventure for the PlaidStation.

Cal should have won. A ***** in the Ducks' armor...the blitz?

My snake is bigger. Ha!! Beat you all !!!!:glugglug:

Re: 300ft power station chimney in Springfield Ohio is demolished and falls the WRONG I lost my erection once in Ohio. It fell the wrong way. Right into the pissed-off dominatrix's hands who I hired to take the stress off. You wanna talk about "crash?" :eek:

Beautiful women: Some age well Some don't Follows the same genetic chaos rules as guys who throw a football far when they're *********, then lose it all in their thirties, and end up working for a landscaping company. That their teammate started.

Your peepee will return to normal size after the spring thaw. Be patient. And THINK before you use a penis pump again.

Vowels are worth $10 each. $100 for full service.

After reading that, my sex head is sex hurting.:rolleyes:

Something instrumental...probably Wizards In Winter.

T Cards are worth a fortune.:2 cents:

Make sure you put some fabric softener in there.

More info: http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/flanders.htm

I'm loving these polls. There's such a dog fight this season it's got the voters in a pantywad, I can foresee an Oregon/TCU or an Oregon/Boise State national championship match-up. In either case the Ducks would probably win by 20 points or more, and the "experts" would spend the entire...

! I betcha I could find Robinson Crusoe in there!

I have a plaid tablecloth...

Veteran's Day in the States, but international in its scope. A salute to all military veterans everywhere.

Stare at her for a while, then suddenly say: "I'll eat your liver, with some farber beans and a really fine chianti."

They're going to Grauman's Chinese Theater for a show...and they will never be heard from again.

Oh, yeah?? Where can I get one???:throwup:

Heh. That girl ain't the birthday girl. The birthday girl was standing next to her, on her left. The authorities "took her out" because she was making an anti-government hand gesture while going for the ice cream. That's why the girl you see looks pissed. Because the soldiers took the ice cream.

Re: Italian footballer Roberto Baggio honored with peace award for Burma democracy ef Burma's football team sucks. Fucking military junta bastards. They corrupted the election process just so they could install a nutty-assed warlord who planned to redirect money away from the sports programs...

Your credit rating sucks. Go out and buy a car. If you make the payments in a timely fashion after five years, FreeOnes will make you a full-time, certified member. Then you can post or do whatever the hell you want. Just don't hotlink. Unless it's YouTube. Or FreeOnes sites.

GW is right. After all, he ******** the American people for eight years and a lotta them still think he was a saint.

I prefer Fall myself.:rolleyes:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101109/pl_yblog_upshot/first-ladys-handshake-with-conservative-indonesian-muslim-raises-eyebrows Maybe she should've bowed. Or maybe kissed the Koran. Or maybe never shown up.:dunno:

"And now my ******** Francesca will play the recorder."

Same **** we had/have with gorillas. The scary part is that a lot of these ******* aren't just hunted for their various parts, but by paid hunters working for laboratories and preserved or zoos.

So First Nation Canadian aboriginals have a beef with AA porn producers? They want FNCA directors/producers to make porn movies featuring FNCA actors? Is this even noble for FNCA people?

Gibbs stood up for all of America, and the Fourth Estate, when he risked his pinky toe...and perhaps his entire exterior metatarsai...to insure that our rights to extrapolate the Indian subcontinent were intact. God Bless the United States, and its undying struggles to affect the interworkings...

Whosoever buildith a statue unto me, shall be rewarded with a winning World Cup team.

Neither does JJ. Believe me...he is looking.

Whoever has the bigger Jesus gets to fast in the desert for forty days. But after that, they get a $50 gift card at Burger King!

Oh, yeah? Well you're a big 'ole poophead!!

It's piR2. Or cotangent. Or spherical...GIMME TITTIES !!:rolleyes:

Huh?:facepalm:

Re: Meggan Malone Randy Spears looks pretty satisfied! :1orglaugh