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I honestly DESPISE women who dress like cowgirls. Well, unless they actually ARE a cowgirl.

There's a ridiculous legal loophole that allows people to participate in and produce pornographic films. See, according to the law, prostitutes are getting paid to have sex, which is *******. But, according to the law, porn stars are getting paid to ACT, not have sex, which is totally legal...

Yeeeeesssss...I'm "special"!!! :nanner:

I prefer cold, lifeless ones.

If that's the case, then the judge was in the right. But, then again...:rolleyes:

Note to self: Don't ever go to Paraguay and get hurt.

Yeah, and he talks as if Pete Rose is the one who is arrogant. :rolleyes:

In honor of the freed journalists, I'm going to whack off into a cup, sit it on my window sill for a few weeks and see if anything grows in it.

...wwwwwwwwwwhat? :dunno:

...sexy bitches?

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/bark_translator_tells_what_you.php I hope that one of the translations is "stop making me lick peanut butter off of your nutsack"...

Dude, he just looks guilty.

Dude, he just looks guilty.

I'm a raaaaaging lesbian. I'm the most lesbianist lesbian out of all the lesbians in the world.

It's Mrs. ChiTown :lovecoupl

That's funny, but he's probably right.

Too...many...big...words. Can't...compute...can't...compute. Beep...beep...bloop...boop. Beeeeeeeeeep...

No.

I'll take two, please.

Done... ...aaaaand done.

What the FUCK is going on in here? And, where are these big black cocks that I've been hearing so much about? I don't see none...:(

My ******'s a member of the USBP down in Texas. Unfortunately, there are quite a few officers that cut deals with **** runners...if the price is right.

HAHAHAHAHA, umm...they're both the same thing. It just depends on what part of the US you're in - some people call it "country fried steak" and some people call it "chicken fried steak". But, they're the same thing. Well, usually. Some parts of the country make their gravy a bit differently...

Most dishes that are known to be a certain country's staple dish usually aren't from that country in the first place. Spaghetti isn't Italian. Hot dogs aren't American. People in China don't even eat egg rolls. Most dishes have roots that are Chinese and Arabic. Those two groups of people...

Why would you want to work for a company that obviously doesn't give a **** about their employees? Getting fired for saying "****" is pretty ridiculous, IMO. Now, if you would've said "****" to a customer, that would be grounds for firing. But, you said it to a co-worker. I think that was an...

What the fuck is "British English" and why would I need to know it? And, what's with #24? PREFERRED spelling? :dunno:

Weeeeell, yeeeeeah. I guess so. I'll go get the baby oil.

Umm, no. People aren't "born" a certain way when it comes to their emotions, desires, beliefs, thoughts, attractions, preferences, etc. People rely on using "being born that way" as a pathetic excuse when something about their personality is questioned. If people truly were "born" a certain...

I want this thread to titty fuck me.

It's just as nonsensical as the argument that people are "born" a certain way. :dunno:

Yes, THAT'S his fucking name. I couldn't remember it and I'm too lazy to go all the way to Google.

The best character on the show is Brian's gay ******.

What, all of a sudden my leg isn't good enough for them? Just who in the HELL do they think they are anyway? Fuckin' bitches... :rim shot:

Since Bathe was a pre-steroid era player, I think that gives his opinion on the matter even more validity. As a pre-steroid era player, he has every right to be greatly upset with players who use PEDs in order to improve their game because, for the most part, players in his own playing days...

In an ironic, but ultimately hilarious twist, I have reported you for flaming. I hope you enjoy your vacation.

Wouldn't it be hilariously ironic if that website gave everyone a virus that sparked the beginning of The Apocalypse? DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!

Hmm...IAF?

But, it doesn't change the fact that they're still douche bags. :dunno: I have a TMNT shirt too. But, mine is like a peachish-pinky kind of color. It sucks sooooo bad, but there's no chance I'm ever throwing it out.

This isn't from some award-winning article or anything, but the author (Bill Bathe; former MLB player) makes a very good point and I'd like to share it... http://ezinearticles.com/?Baseball-and-Steroids--The-Controversy&id=12718 Coming from a former MLB player, I think this says a lot.

Shouldn't... ...be somewhere on that list? I mean, it's kind of ironic, you know? Starting a douchey website to make fun of douches?

The WWE isn't nearly as good as it used to be, but it's not because it is as bad as we think it is. As it is with anything in life, you get used to things being a certain way and, when those things change, it's never as good as you remember it; the same goes for wrestling. It's never going to...

Hmm, with this trend, maybe I can sue my parents for giving me life - which obviously hasn't turned out too well.

That's what I thought too when I looked at those pictures. Some of them look downright difficult to see through.

http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/gallery/featured/GAL1158442/1/10/index.htm I'm not a big hockey fan, but I ran across this on CNN's website and I thought it was pretty cool.

Yeah, like during the first time that they meet their ***'s new girlfriend? :rolleyes:

:1orglaugh HAHAHAHAHA :1orglaugh And, as a direct result, Roald will no longer be able to wear his leashes.

HAHAHAHA, I wondered the same thing. Unisex bathroom? Check. Unisex haircut? Check. Unisex jeans? Check. Unisex *****? Umm, hubbityhoobitywhaaaaat?

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/youre_doing_it_wrong_woman_dra.php WWWWWHAT?!?!?! ...that's all I have to say about that (Forrest Gump).

Parents who video tape and/or take pictures of their naked ****. Seriously, why in the FUCK would you be taping your naked fucking *** while they're in the bathtub, taking a shower or running around their room? First of all, it's a complete invasion of your *****'s privacy. I don't care if...

Re: Would you marry a pornstar , if she was still in the business? I wouldn't even date a porn star, let alone marry them, whether they were still in the business or not.