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This article is poorly written and this lady is a stupid moron. Dr. Saha is absolutely right - nowhere does it say anything about assisted suicide. "Physician aid in dying" is a terribly misinterpreted phrase that this lady chose to get all worked up over. She is an idiot and everyone who...

Are you a good kisser? I'd really like to kiss you. Preferably on the penis.

I'm just trying to get Petra to go out on a date with me.

I bet that thing has a huuuuuge penis. And, I wish I could see it...:(

I was good, but then I clicked on this thread. Now, I just want to punish my nutsack by bruising it with hard whips from a thick belt buckle.

I'm an honest tipper. If you deserve a tip and go above and beyond your call of duty, I'll give you a decent tip. But, if you suck, your tip is going to suck right along with you.

I don't believe that you are 20 years old. Even stupid 20 year olds know the answer to this question already. You should probably be getting to bed soon. You have a big spelling test tomorrow in Language Arts class.

I fast forward straight to the penises. Then, things get kind of weird.

Best thread title ever? :yesyes:

Is this a serious thread? I mean, seriously...it can't be. It just can't be.

middlefingerluv?

Wwwwwwwwwwhat?

I don't like the amount of ***** that's currently in the downstairs toilet. It's kind of ridiculous.

I'll throw in a handjob. Yup, a handjob.

Hey Art. How goes it?

A Dodge Minivan with an engine? I don't know dude, I didn't check the specs of my parents' car before I drove it. It's a car - what do I care what kind of engine or fuel ********* system that it has? It's not like having a Hemi in my parents' minivan would change the fact that I was driving...

You mean the font in my profile? I don't know...I've wondered that myself. Yup, I moved. Chicago was a little too expensive for me, so I had to come back home to Ohio so I could live with Mommy and ***** for a while. God, I feel like I'm back in high school again. Except, this time, at...

Umm, I sure can blame it on the Mustang. My parents had a Dodge Minivan, nothing special about it. That minivan could outrun Mustangs with ease. And, stereotypes are stereotypes because they're often very, very true. Like I said, come to Cleveland and then tell me that I'm wrong (psst, you...

:rim shot:

Come to Cleveland, Ohio and see who REALLY drives Mustangs. Not car lovers, not people who love to drive fast, not men - BOYS; boys who think they are hot **** just because they drive around in a crappy Mustang with a basic package. In all honesty, 1 in 3 males that went to my high school...

Ok, before responding to this comment, I did some research. During my research, I found out that you were a complete moron with a small penis. Ahh, I love being childish.

Wikipedia "obviously fake", because those videos are just that.

Because the large majority of Mustang drivers are douche bags that have the mentality of a high school poser. "Mustangs will make chicks like me, YEEEEEAH!!!"

Whether he is responsible for the crimes he was found to be guilty of or not, he got LIFE IN PRISON, so he should be spending his LIFE IN PRISON. The sentence of "life in prison" is just another way of saying "you're going to be in prison until the day that you day", so when someone gets...

Re: Vanessa Anne Hudgens Short answer - They're ******* because they're stolen.

That might be the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Seriously...nothing better will happen to me today.

Here is something that pisses me off about this... I know a lot of women that don't like how sports are seperated into "male" and "female" leagues/competitions. But, those women are usually the same women that have a problem when a story like this arises. Not because it's unfair to the...

Hmm, I thought this was going to a thread about tunsty and BlueBalls. :rim shot:

This is my favorite part... HA..."talent". Yeah, ok. :rolleyes:

:1orglaugh HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh God, I **** those. When I used to raise money for police-related associations, people used to looooove getting one of those stickers in return for their donations. I don't know why though, because I've never met any officer that actually let somebody off just for having a PBA sticker on...

I want my ***** girl to have a shallow pussy cavity, so it makes it feel like I'm huge when my small excuse for a penis is inside of her.

- He looks like me - He has a body like me - He has a small, slightly misshapen penis like me - His name is ChefChiTown

For those that consider the WWE a sport, then Batista should be #1 on that list. For those who don't, then I think they might've nailed it.

And the Biggest Lie of the Year award goes tooooo...

It's a good thing that pre-season games mean absolutely nothing then, huh? And, although I'm very happy that we have Cutler, I'm more pleased with the fact that our team is actually gelling together sooner than later. In the past few years, the Bears have taken a while to start acting as a...

Did people honestly think that the Vikings had a legitimate chance of winning the division before Favre signed? Two words... SAGEEZUSCHRISTISUCKATQUARTERBACK and TAVARIUNDERPRODUCER Even with Favre, the Vikings won't win the NFC North. That spot belongs to DA BEARS. PS - My made up words...

What kind of sick fucks get off by watching simulated ****? Seriously, that's pretty fucked up if you ask me. I know it's already been addressed, but how this thread hasn't been closed yet is beyond me.

I'm hardly ever in the Find Your Favorite Babe section. I mean, I know how to use the search function, so that whole entire section isn't even necessary IMO.

I hope that someone is Brian Urlacher. :crash:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/08/18/nanotech.cancer.nano.tumors/index.html This is scary ****. If anyone has read Michael Crichton's Prey, then you know what I'm talking about.

Apparently you haven't seen me in a bikini, because I look FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. Oh, and by "fan-fucking-tastic", I obviously mean "extremely disturbing and borderline offensive". And, by "borderline offensive", I mean ":eek:"

I won a handjob from Petra once. But, due to scheduling conflicts (and her lack of sexual attraction to me and my weak looking penis), I couldn't accept the prize. Instead, I settled for an already opened package of Frontline Plus, flea medication for dogs.

I used to wear glasses a few years back, but I haven't worn any since my last pair broke, which was probably in 2001 or 2002. When my last pair broke, I didn't feel like spending money on new frames, so I chose to go a while without wearing glasses. Well, I can't take it anymore and I'm going...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/08/17/US.computer.hacking.charges/index.html That is just fucking ridiculous.

HAHAHAHAHA...wwwwwhat?

Exactly what arm were you assuming that we would think it was? :dunno:

As long as it's not Halloween, you can wear whateeeeever you want. But, Halloween is my birthday, so maybe I'd give you a pass and let you wear whatever you wanted to, no matter how slutty it was.