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People who haven't been diagnosed with it yet have still contracted AIDS, therefore, making them careless and neglectful in the first place. I know that there are cases in which someone has been completely careful and has still contracted AIDS by accident (broken condom, false negative test...

Senob and I get along rather well, especially when we put on wetsuits and give eachother double fisted, tag-team reacharounds in front of a large mirror. But, then again, who wouldn't? No, but seriously, Senob and I get along really well. Also, Becks is pretty easy going and fun to talk to...

What the fuck am I looking at?

How can you say that people with AIDS would be careful when most people who have AIDS aren't even aware that they have AIDS in the first place? It's not like people who contract HIV **** up one morning and go "UH OHS!!! I HAS AIDS!!!" and then live the rest of their life in a sea of a caution...

Who gets in trouble for this? Madonna? The tour manager? The owner of the venue where the concert was to take place? The persons responsible for building the stage? The persons responsible for making the parts that the stage was built with? Birdy? :eek: OH NOES!!! BIRDY'S GONNA GETS...

This is really old news, but... To me, and to all of the other people who live in/have lived in Chicago, it will ALWAYS be THE SEARS TOWER!!!

Yeeeeesssss!!! My favorite ********* chef is... :looks for smiley of a chef: What the...there's no CHEF smileys? Well FUCK...ME!!!

You could come over to my parents' house and I'll take a juicy **** on your lap, FREE OF CHARGE I might add. Also, I might try to touch you with my limp penis. I've been known to do that from time to time.

To be honest, it all depends on the steak, but I'm more of a medium-rare kind of guy. Tenderloin (filet mignon), for example, is better if it's rare. But, a nice cut of ribeye is better if it's medium-rare. Obviously, that's just my opinion, but my opinion is awesome. Bison meat is 100...

We can all say what we want about this, but one fact remains true... No matter what we say, no matter how much we deny it...we all have **** stains in some of our underwear.

I don't feel that it's simplistic to say that if a person is born with a male's body than that person is a male or if a person is born with a female's body than that person is a female. I was born in a male's body, therefore making me a male. I have a penis, I have testicles, I grow facial...

Hmm, I forgot about this thread. Anyway, when I saw that it had re-appeared, I thought of something and thought it would be interesting to see what people thought. Obviously, we all have different opinions on whether or not homosexuality is a choice or if it's a biological imprint within our...

:1orglaugh HAHAHAHAHA!!! Aaaaah...the unemployed.

But you were born a man, so you are a man; a man who has had surgery to look like a woman (I assume), but a man none-the-less. If I put on a long, blonde wig, it wouldn't make me a woman. It would just make me a dude wearing a wig. That's what I was thinking. If "she" doesn't want to be...

I know what IIIII'M doing this weeeeekeeeeend...

What in the HELL is going on in here? Anyway, what does it matter? I mean, who cares if the term shemale, trans-sexual, ladyboy (etc) is used? If you are a dude who chooses to have surgeries that make you into a half-man-half-woman, that is your choice. Nature didn't make you that way - you...

HA... J. Friday's *********. Tisk tisk...

Sooooo...you're a 14 year old boy? :dunno:

It depends... I mean, when he died on the toilet, had he started going yet? Was he already done? Or, was he in mid-pinch during an unusually large BM? These things matter to me.

Did you ask her to vote for you on that ratemyboobs website? :rolleyes:

I used to work as an executive recruiter for a little while, so allow me to give you some knowledge that I learned on the job... In most cases (not all, but most), if an employer says that they require a potential employee to have X number of years worth of experience, it is mainly to deter...

What a "sweet" way to die. Or, perhaps..."SEMI-sweet". :rim shot:

What the **** is a panty job? :dunno:

Umm, how 'bout having sex with him? Call me crazy...

If someone asked you how you were, would you ever respond with "My DOGS are barkin'..."

Here in :coughClevelandcough:, our temperatures have been below average for quite a while now. It's usually in the 90's by now, but we've baaaaarely made it to the 80's so far. Global Warming, huh? Umm...ok.

His profession has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he got a DUI. He wasn't on duty when he got his DUI and hit that pedestrian, so his profession has nothing to do with his arrest. Is it ironic that a police officer got a DUI? Yes. Is it relevant that a police officer got a DUI...

This is another example of police officers getting a bad name for no reason at all. His profession has nothing to do with his DUI, yet, that's all people will focus on. If he worked at McDonald's, this wouldn't even be news. :2 cents:

That's what I was thinking. And, why exactly did the ****** take the girl to the police station? What exactly was "fighting" with her ********? Was it a verbal disagreement or a physical altercation? Who knows? The story doesn't make anything very clear. Also, the ****** went to the police...

Whoever wrote the Bible is the greatest entertainer of all-time. That fucking thing has entertained more people throughout history than every musician, actor, author and comedian combined. I'm just sayin'...:dunno:

Oh, I should mention that when I kiss a girl's hand after a date, it's only if her other hand is already wrapped around the base of my penis. :1orglaugh No, no, but seriously...from what I've seen in my life, girls like you are rare. You know, girls who truly enjoy a nice guy. Most girls...

A) Correct!!! B) Correct!!! C) Correct!!! Nice guys finish last. I hear girls bitch about how they want a gentle, romantic and caring man to take care of them and treat them with love and respect, but those are the same exact girls who laugh at me for kissing a date on the hand and not trying...

At least once a month....at least.

If every person on this board said that they didn't find you attractive, you'd just keep posting "I don't care what you think" over and over and over again, which is exactly what somebody does when they do care. If you didn't care, you wouldn't have asked us for our votes in the first place...

I can't speak for every other guy, but I know that when I was 12, 13, 14 years old, I didn't know **** about girls. Fuck, I still don't know **** about girls. The only thing I knew was what everybody else was telling me. All I heard was that every other guy (besides me) was having sex with...

Most girls are raised (unfortunately) with the belief that the only way to get a guy to like them is to please them sexually. **** just have this unrealistic point of view on reality and think that the world revolves around sex. And, no adult is teaching them any better either. So, girls fall...

I was making a point about how America operates. We support foreign countries by spending billions of dollars, exporting an overly-generous amount of food and offering up a countless number of man-hours to help assist them in their struggles, but we can't even do a task as simple as cutting the...

You don't care about my opinion, yet, you're asking people to tell you how great your tits are by voting for them? It seems to me like you do care about other people's opinions. I mean, that's why you posted topless pictures of yourself on the internet in the first place - so everybody could...

That's what I thought too. But, if people really need to gain votes on some crappy website where random divebar-quality trash takes their shirts off in order to get oogled at by the 14 year old boys who frequent the site just to feel good about themselves on some completely unfulfilling and...

Semen reduces wrinkles? Is that why my bedroom carpet is silky smooth?

Really? When I see it, I'm reminded of how unpatriotic that American citizens really are. Seriously, we think that hanging a fucking flag in front of our house and taking our hats off during the National Anthem makes us better Americans. Yet, we buy cheap crap that's made overseas and support...

First of all, that is just a bunch of made-up bullshit that people decided to try and pass off as being disrespectful. In all reality, it's just bullshit that means absolutely nothing. Secondly, American flags are mass produced items that are made in large factories (which, ironicially, employ...

Wait, what? What happened with Edge? I haven't watched wrestling in a while and I'm obviously too lazy to go to WWE's website to find out for myself. So...??? :dunno:

Armpit set? Umm...ok? Hey, ***...I didn't know you had a FreeOnes account!!!

I can understand people owning small, little, controlable snakes, but why in the FUCK would you get a 12 foot python that can easily **** you? Was the pet store out of angry cougars that day? Fuck...

I much prefer Louisiana Hot Sauce. Eh, actually...homemade is the best, but for pre-made, bottled sauce, you can't beat Louisiana.

Wow, shayd...I wasn't aware that you had a PhD in Semenology. :tongue: But, since you're an expert on the contents of dude goo, could you please tell us why some dudes have lumps in their nut? You know, those dudes that pump out cum that looks like it has globs of flour in it, kind of like...