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I'm willing to bet that if a dude made this poll it would say "fat" instead of "large". But, anyway...I'm not a fan of skinny girls. I **** this saying, but I like girls with "a little meat on their bones". I'll take a Kelly Clarkson body any day of the week.

The game was extremely different back then, which makes it impossible to compare the different generations and come to a fair comparison. There are sooooo many differences in how the game is played that it's actually astounding that some even try to compare the game of today to the game from...

Steroids do NOT give you talent. Steroids do NOT give you the ability to hit a 95MPH slider. Steroids do NOT make you smarter. Steroids do NOT give you better vision at the plate. Steroids do NOT give you a .325 batting average. Steroids do NOT make you a better baseball player. The impact...

Who ****** The Electric Car? The King Of Kong Nine Innings From Ground Zero This Film Is Not Yet Rated I love documentaries, but those are just some of the ones that come to my mind when I think of my favorites. FYI - Even if you **** the New York Yankees, watch Nine Innings From Ground Zero...

What makes it even better is when you try and go around them, accidentally bump into their cart because they didn't leave you any room to get by, and then they look at you like you're the asshole.

No. Well, except for when I've turned down lonely, desperate, muscular gentlemen. Have you ever farted so hard that you peed a little?

I think her name is Grossy McSickboobs. :throwup:

I've accidentally hit a squirrel or two while driving my car, but that's about it. Well, unless you count the tons and tons of ******* (lobsters, fish, etc) that I've ****** in restaurants. Those poor *******. Those poor, delicious, delicious *******.

I'd push the guy who was grabbing at my girlfriend and then tell my girlfriend to run for help (a police officer, a nearby busy location with lots of people, etc). Then, I'd fight as hard as I could, damn well knowing that I'd be getting the **** kicked out of me, until help arrived. Sure, I'd...

ChefChiTown...that fag.

Yup, I sure am. See... You'll meet me, realize what a great guy I am, start to question your sexuality, fall for me, date me for 3 years and have the best time of your life. But, then you'll dump my ass and go back to women, only after you feed me a bunch of lies as to why you broke up with...

Things I don't like? SERIOUS THINGS - rapists, dudes who take advantage of women, ***** molesters, people who have no respect for sex, liars, emotional users, society in general (and more) HILARIOUS THINGS - fat guys in cowboy hats, the smell of hard cooked eggs, yellow Legos, people who wear...

Here is my two cents on being a gentleman... In my opinion, being a true gentleman involves more than just saying "please" and "thank you" and opening car doors for your date. To be a true gentleman, you need to treat everybody with respect, not just women. You need to be courteous...

Whether she's single for 15 minutes or single for a year, she's still single. So, you're not doing anything wrong by flirting with her. ****, dudes flirt with girls who have boyfriends all the time, so why feel weird doing it when she's single, even if it's only been for a little bit? Anyway...

Just let him jam his cock into your dry asshole as hard as he can. The resulting ***** will serve as more than enough lube.

Umm, I don't really have any plans. I might sit around with some of my friends, ***** some **** and play video games. But, I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you came...all over my stomach. Mmmmm, I made a sexy.

Why? Was it the Twizzler straw that crossed the line? Or, just me in general? Wait...don't answer that. :o

Well, since my level of desperation is at a steady 97.4238% and my state of loneliness is scientifically unfathomable, I'm going to have to say that I'd date just about anyone at this point. jibbijib, get your coat. We're going on a date.

Exactly. Whether you pay a hooker with cash or your Friday night date with dinner and a movie, you are paying in some sort of way to have sex.

I usually just ***** a lot of ****.

Sweat stained - $6 *** stained - $9 **** stained - $296.48 Period stained - I would slice the tip of my penis with razor blades, let the ***** drip into a bread bowl and ***** it through a Twizzler straw.

That's kind of how it works. I can agree with that.

The perfect day off? I'd ***** the whole entire day, only waking up to ***, **** and eat (in no particular order).

Re: Lady Gaga = hermaphrodite? It wouldn't surprise me if this were true (even though I think the "article" is bogus). She looks more like a man than I do. And I have big 'ole sideburns!!!

*EDIT Double post. Feel free to erase this.

I usually jumble my garbage to post-game shows after baseball games.

Yuuuuup. He's had his rough moments, but he's been one of the most productive and hard to beat pitchers in baseball for quite a few years now. Yet, hardly anybody knew who he was until he threw his perfect game (even though he recently threw a no hitter as well). SIGH, baseball fans.

There are two reasons that I'm posting this... 1) This is where I live (HAHAHA) 2) I know this police officer http://www.cleveland.com/crime/index.ssf/2009/07/lakewood_police_taser_a_dog_th.html Apparently, this has caused national outrage within the ****** rights community, but nobody here...

All this talk of "tools" and my hairy ass is making me sopping wet. Also, it's making me want a vanilla milkshake for some reason, but that's...that's just wrong, isn't it?

I've always been a White Sox fan. Oddly enough, I grew up in Cleveland too...but I **** the Indians. Anyway, I've been a lifelong Sox fan, but that doesn't mean I **** the Cubs. I lived right by Wrigley Field for a while and I fell in love with the Cubs. You can't help but to love them, you...

If you need to test it, you can put the plugin in my butt. I'm...I'm desperate for another's touch.

I'm fairly sure that, in this case, my friend was directly effected by her unfortunate circumstance. I also know other girls who are exactly like her, in the sense that they converted to relationships with women directly after a traumatic experience (usually sexual) with a male. Plus, if...

That's not even close to being true at all. A friend I went to high school with wasn't gay until she was 14 years old. See, when she was 14 years old, she was ***** by her boyfriend. Not once, not twice, but multiple, multiple times. Shortly thereafter, she turned to other girls for comfort...

This thread (among others) have been going on for quite a while, so I haven't read every single post, but has anyone stopped to think that there might be black women in porn that won't ***** with white men? Or, white men that won't ***** with black women? Or, black men that won't ***** with...

I figured that you tell the story so much better than I do, so I left it for you to explain.

Nope...that's how he always is. See, when he was 14 years old, he was diagnosed with hyperactivemasturbatoryism. It's a rare condition in which it's victims suffer from rapid increases in hormone production which leads to frequent sexual urges that, no matter the amount of genital stimulation...

I was a male the first 12 times that this thread was started, so I'm going to mix it up and say that I'm a female.

Racism can be downright hilarious. Fuck, Dave Chappelle made a whole career off of exploiting racism and he was hilarious.

Here's a crazy idea that hardly any guy ever thinks of... Try asking her if she's interested. The truth is that all working women (and men too) are supposed to be polite, courteous and somewhat flirtatious. It makes you, as a customer, feel like you're special, which increases the odds of...

So that's where Senob's been...

This can't be real.

Pretty much everything we (as humans) do is a sin. But, since God is just a figment of our imagination, it doesn't really matter.

Jeff Goldblum

I'm not a big fan of theme parks. When I was a ***? Yes. Now? Naaaaah, not so much.

If your friend enjoys songs like the ones you mentioned, he'll probably enjoy... Autograph - Turn Up The Radio Skid Row - Youth Gone Wild Warrant - Uncle Tom's Cabin

But, didn't God supposedly create everything? If so, that would mean that God created sin and sinners. Why would God create something that He hates? :dunno:

This thread is going to drive me to *****. Irooooony.

Am I the only one whose first thought was "Why would you wear a dress to the ***?"

I wasn't too familiar with this case until just the other day. Apparently it's a big deal, but they haven't really talked about it on the news here in Cleveland. Anyway, after doing a little bit of reading, I'm now well aware of what's going on. NOTHING. That's what's going on. Absolutely...

Sooooo...this guy was an ******* immigrant and they spent $1.5 MILLION dollars on his healthcare over a 3 year period? Who in the fuck authorized this? Legal US citizens are denied the opportunity to receive essential, potentially life saving healthcare on a daily basis that doesn't cost...