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Once again, we aren't talking about the medical condition of transsexualism here. If a person who is born a male has a surgery to make himself look like a woman, that has absolutely NOTHING to do with any sort of medical condition. It is a personal choice that they make and nothing more. You...

My advice? Keep looking. Also, don't expect some fucking aaaaawesome job to just fall into your lap. Take a lower level position where you can get one and work your way up. I know too many "just out of college" people that expect waaaaay too much when it comes to finding employment.

Just paying attention to the girl (or guy) that you're with will teach you a HELL of a lot more than some book will.

I find this to be absolutely fucking hilarious... Sooooo, what do they call the thousands upon thousands of videos and pictures that they have plastered all over their website of *********** eating dinner at a restaurant, wearing bikinis, sunbathing in their backyard, taking their **** to the...

"Did you know that if you took the square root of Pi and multiplied it by the common denominator that is found between the respective numbers of the tilt of the Earth's axis, the diameter of a regulation size softball and the precise weight of your first born *****, the sum would be greater than...

Where have you been? Everything ok? Need a hug? A gentle kiss? A warm massage? A brisk handjob? I can provide you with aaaaall of those things. All you have to do is say the word.

With that mentality, maybe people should stop trying to change their sex then too. I think you need to realize that nobody here is talking about the medical condition of transsexualism. Everybody is talking about transsexuals, in the pornographic, "chicks with dicks" sense. Thank you for...

See, this is another reason as to why I don't buy into sexual orientation. It's never about facts; it's always about perception. Perception varies from person to person, so there is absolutely no right or wrong to subjects like this. Everybody has their own, unique and individualized...

I'm glad you brought that up, because it's one of the reasons that I don't buy into "sexual orientation". Let's say that a person is born a male but grows up with the mentality of a woman. That person grows up to act as a woman and they end up having a sex change operation to make themself...

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. You know, for being one of the so-called classics that is constantly regarded as one of the best books ever written, this book certainly sucks a lot of balls so far.

You act as if everyone here is a simple minded peabrain that does nothing but make unintelligent assumptions by doing nothing more than using the knowledge that they get from their surroundings (how they're raised, who they know, etc), avoiding all scientific and biological fact, but then you go...

Only if it's limp and slightly moist. Don't ask, just make sure it happens.

If the dentist already settled with the man, this lawsuit is going to go absolutely nowhere.

This is exactly why people need to stop bitching about how the United States treats it's prisoners of war. You think waterboarding somebody is an act of unwarranted cruelty? Tell that to this ***'s ****** after the Taliban chops his head off and posts the video of it on YouTube.

That's another very good point. The reason that the population(s) of certain wild ******* (key word:WILD) seem to be "over-populated" is because we, as humans, have fucking destroyed their natural habitat by tearing down trees, paving roads and building houses, which leaves them with little or...

Exactly. The only reason that there are "over-populations" of ******* is because we, as humans, said so. We just feel as if there are over-populations of certain ******* so we try and justify our attempt at playing God by creating this overly analyzed, half-assed scientific reason as to why we...

Dude, I've been aroused by the feeling of a paper plate lying on my lap, so a ladyboy giving me a boner wouldn't surprise me.

Hell yeah, the SOX!!! I've been a White Sox fan for my whole life, but, living in Chicago made me love the Cubs too. Still, I have to stay true to my roots and back the White Sox whenever I get the chance. How's it going with you though?

I find hunters to be hypocritical a lot of the times. Well, the ones that hunt "for sport" anyway. I mean, there is NO reason to **** an ****** if you're just going to do it for the sake of doing it. Yet, I find a lot of those people to be the same people who look down upon ****** *******...

Where...where are you? :(

Here are some more ideas... - FreeOnes wrapping paper - FreeOnes headband - A taste of Petra's boob sweat - FreeOnes napkins

I know, right? I mean, I'm sick and tired of not being able to ***** myself with one of Evan Stone's man thongs while I beat my cock off with a handful of Thousand Island dressing. Wait...that...that's NOT what you meant? Yeah, me neither. Nevermind.

I second that motion.

When did I get a goat?

There's not even meat on the grill yet. What a shitty host. She should at least be grilling some fucking hot dogs or something.

Ladies: NOT ALL men do **** like this. I, myself, have NEVER taken part in a ******* slapping contest. A *******, no holds barred, tag-team penis wrestling contest? Yes. But, never a ******* slapping contest. That **** is for fags.

Why are there so many pictures of smiling bitches eating at fast food restaurants plastered all over the internet? And, why do I fucking look at them?

Phew, I thought I was the only one who had feet on my penis.

I don't care what your favorite ice cream topping is. I want to know what your 3rd favorite ice cream topping is. It's very important. Mine is more ice cream.

It's an accomplishment because... Well, you see... Here's the thing... You have to... And then there's the... ... ... You know what, BlueBalls? Go fuck yourself. Stop making me think.

...it's the only thing in my life that hasn't broken my heart.

I know that I'm looking at a giant cupcake, but I can't stop seeing a gigantic titty. With quite a nice nipple I might add.

Am I the only one who noticed the URL to the Rachael Ray picture, where it says "rayTARD"...???

I don't really buy into the whole bi-sexual thing, so I won't go into it, but I think the answer is fairly simple here... No, a man isn't gay or bi-sexual if he is aroused by she-males. Why? Because, men get aroused by EVERYTHING.

Re: Who is the hottest TV anchor babe Melissa Mack, a local, Cleveland meteorologist. She is the epitome of cute. To me, cute isn't an insult. To me, cute > hot, sexy, gorgeous, beautiful, etc. http://img0.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/4349/4349130a04cddb9495a1de0505e2ebd9ece7439.jpg

"Thanks, ***..."

Thanks for the offer, but I'd much prefer to be last in line. I just enjoy a messy fuck, that's all.

...at the same time? :dunno:

You're right, I don't understand a God damned word. :rolleyes: But, that's what makes it so interesting. See, since I have nooooo clue what he is saying, when that guy is talking to you, it aaaaalmost sounds like he calls you a buttkisser. Dude, here's how we get a bunch of chicks without...

Wow, that's a surprise. Well, actually...not really. I mean, I have been known to make lesbians a little bit curious. Maybe it's my charm. Maybe it's my sense of humor. Maybe it's my butch, lesbianesque body and/or haircut. Who knows? But, I'm like catnip for lesbians so I'm fairly sure...

Oh, man...what happened last night? All I remember is playing Wii with my parents (HAHAHA), blasting some loud music until like 3 in the morning and then eating a **** load of Bagel Bites. Yeah, Bagel Bites.

I **** to say it, because I'm a a ******* asshole...but...******** is the best thing ever. Especially when it's with the people you love; ****** OR friends. It's much better with friends, so work on that. Seriously, friends + ******** = AWESOME. You'll be alright. And, if you dont' end up...

Well, now you know how I feel about MY life. It's like a never ending circle of shitty **** stains that hover around and just wait for that right moment to strike, you know? **** stains? Anyway, I plan on ******** tonight. My parents and I are going to ***** a lot of **** (well, I am anyway)...

Ouch, sorry to hear that. Unfortunately, you're not the only one who has to go through such a suckfest, but I know (from personal experience) that things do get better. It might not seem like it, but that's why **** is widely available in a variety of flavors in almost every major market...

That is the exact reason why I **** college.

Does that come in a pill or is it powder?

Birdy... :chirp chirp: Since you're a bird, when you blow your wad, do you chirp instead of moan? Wait, do birds even shoot goo? I mean, I know they lay eggs, but how does the weiner get involved? Birds have weiners right? Yeeeeah, you have a weiner. A big 'ole floppy one, huh? Oh, I...

Hey Mr. 22, how are things?

You're dead, aren't you? Great, now who is going to cup my balls while I take my morning ****?

Jibbity...where aaaaare yooooou?!?!?!