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How do you accidentally put your erect penis into a nicely oiled vagina hole? "Hey, honey? Can you pass the mashed pota...WHOOPSIE DAISY!!!"

That's funny, because I just converted my bedroom into a goth club. Sooooo...:lovecoupl

Not really. I know the point you're trying to make, but you don't have to be a good inside shooter or a point scorer in the paint to be in the NBA. Spud Webb, Muggsy Bogues, Earl Boykins, Nate Robinson...those guys are short, but they had the overall skill set to be an NBA player. In running...

You know, now that you mention it...no, I haven't been to the mall lately. Hmm...

I'm not a fan of females dressing up for Halloween. Every single outfit they wear is slutty and they use Halloween as a poor excuse to dress like tramps. Nurses outfits, sexy kittens, French maids, police officers, etc...they all suck.

First of all, what exactly is the hotel suing the woman for? Like, what's the allegation? Secondly... ...how is what she went through the hotel's fault? :dunno: That's like suing Ford because you got a speeding ticket - I mean, they allowed the car to go 140MPH, so, technically, they...

There are skills that need to be learned in order to play in the NBA or in the NFL. You can't just pick up a basketball and rely on natural ability to play point guard and run an NBA team. You'd get ******** on the court if you didn't have a learned skill set. But, you can rely on natural...

...because I don't have much of a social life and I have absolutely nothing better to be doing.

Although it's a cool feat, I don't get the hype about running fast. Either you can or you can't. If you're not naturally fast, no amount of training and work will make you fast. So, even though Bolt set a world record, let's not act as if he is some sort of superior athlete. He was born...

Ahh, America.

Nooooo!!! MY COMRADE!!!

I don't really think that woman needed to be tasered and I think the officer involved needs to suffer some consequences (probably a suspension and an issue of an apology), but why do people refuse to talk about the lack of innocence on the ******'s part? Why is it, that when stories like this...

...what?

...damnit. :zips up pants:

Maybe you're just not mature enough to handle sex yet. I mean, "DO HER"...??? That's romantic. Were you one of those guys in high school that made a pact with all of his friends to touch a boob by graduation?

Yes. It's Dave.

Hi, I'm Chef.

Which one is the one with the penis?

I would invite her over for dinner one night and serve her the most delicious pot roast that she's ever eaten. Then, I'd put on some romantic music, ask her to dance and hold her in my arms for hours. I'd kiss her slowly and pull her close to my body so we could feel eachother's heartbeat...

I would travel back in time to when I was still a fetus. Then, I'd tell my *** to have at herself with a clothes hanger.

Is it as big as your imagination? :rolleyes:

I think it's extremely ironic that so many people (not just here on the forum) are pulling the "he got off so easy just because he's an athlete" card when it comes to Michael Vick. Look, the fact is, Michael Vick served his time and paid the price for his mistakes. Ironically, the people who...

Oh, he's a TERRIBLE quarterback. But, he's an amazing football player. The dude can flat out handle the ball and lead his team to points. Like I said, once he suits up, everybody is going to be drooling.

*EDIT Double post...

Everyone who is talking **** about Michael Vick playing in the NFL again is going to watch him and be like, "God damn, he's awesome" when he finally suits up and you know it. Let's just be thankful he didn't sign with the Browns, because we'd be hearing "Dawg Pound" jokes all year long. :rolleyes:

Step 1: Just accept that you are going to be getting butt fucked Step 2: Learn to enjoy it Step 3: Send me letters, describing how it feels to have a man inside of you Step 4: HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm actually busy on Saturday and I don't need a date for anything. Plus, there will be a lot of women where I'm going. But, the bi chick who started this thread sounds awfully fuuuuun!!!

Something like that happened to me when I was younger. I was at a baseball card store and they were selling a box of Fleer Ultra for $3.99 - at least that's what the sticker said. My *** took me to the register so I could buy it (because they were usually like $60 at the time) and it rang up...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oooooh SNAP!!! :rofl: PS - Why is this thread still open?

THIS JUST IN: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4396130

It would look exactly like it does when a girl has sex with me. Wait, I just insulted myself, didn't I? :(

That's how I felt when one of my good friends committed suicide too. Unfortunately, everybody feels that way after someone close to them takes their own life. I made a post in a different thread a while ago when someone was asking for advice on how to cope, so I'm going to copy it here...

They did. But, he's allowed to "train" while he's on house arrest. :dunno:

Why do I have a feeling that Iamforever has something to do with this? :dunno:

I give them a l rating. That's 1/3 of an asterisk.

IMO - This thread should prooooobably be closed soon. Dude, you're missing A LOT of things.

Because I actually sucked his penis after that very game and his weiner was quite bruised. His bag on the other hand? Flaaaaawless.

All people will see is the word "Hybrid" and instantly want to buy it. I'm willing to bet that most people who own a car know hardly anything about the mileage, fuel consumption, emissions (etc) about the car that they drive. They just know that "Hummers are sweet!" and "Mustangs are fast!"...

******* *******? Baaaaad (said like a sheep) ******* people? OK!!!

Exactly. This country already had it's chance with electric cars, but we (as a country) already fucked it up. Watch "Who ****** The Electric Car?" to see what I'm talking about. It's a good watch, but it's more eye opening than anything. We already have the technology and the means to make...

The only funny part about that video is how he gets pushed over like a bitch - not the ball hitting him in the weiner.

That's why I said "in the sense of 'being together'." BIIIIIG difference between that and a friendship.

Key word: FRIENDSHIPS Friendships aren't relationships, in the sense of "being together". Are you sure you two, er, three, aren't just friends with open benefits with one another?

This just sounds like bad news to me. But, whatever floats your polyamorous boat.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/how_to_lose_your_job_via_faceb.php Just look at it. Hilaaaaarious.

WELP...I know what Senob's getting for Christmas.

I have a Dell Inspiron 1525 myself. I have zero complaints about it, so I would definitely recommend it.

I didn't believe this story the very second I read the title of the thread, but once I got to this part... ...it just confirmed that this story was bullshit.

But, it's still "acting" according to the law. Obviously, that's a huuuuuge loophole that some morons completely overlooked when writing the laws, but it's still how the law works. Also, I'm not sure of the exact law, but another reason that pornography isn't considered prostitution is because...

Exactly...not every rock star or athlete likes their fans either. And, they don't have to. Not a big deal.