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I saw this on the news the other day and one of the ****** control people said that you could smell a stench from the house all the way out in the street. So, that's like taking my very worst smelling **** and multiplying it by 1,000. Yuuuuum.

Hmm, that's the first I've heard of this. I wonder why it's not aaaaall over the news yet. The news is just out for ratings and it seems like this would be the perfect kind of story to grab their audience's attention. Whether it was "collateral damage" or not, I'm sure that Bin Laden will be...

...huh? :dunno:

The girl you were with would totally NOT get it, but I think it would be hilarious if someone would please say the following... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-Te-DPbSE&feature=related HAHAHAHAHA, I'm picturing it and it's aaaaawesome.

Doctors take an oath too (and they arguably protect us more than police officers do), but if they're not 100% ethical with the way that they carry out their duties, they're not going to have the whole entire country calling for their heads. Police officers do though. Why? You can't use the...

Some people treat their pets as part of the ****** and I understand that completely, but...wow. Just...wow.

Weren't you ******?

To be fair, most girls will never understand either.

True, but the same can be said for just about anything.

Umm... WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS? FUCK...I **** not living in Chicago anymore. FUUUUUCK!!! :throws something against the wall: RAAAAAWR!!!

I did read the whole story. Once again, if this guy wasn't a police officer, this wouldn't even be on the news. Police officers are still humans and, just like the rest of us, they're not perfect. Their job is nothing more than that; a job. Why should a police officer be punished with more...

This has been on the news for 5 days? I watch the news almost every day, sometimes twice, and the first I've heard of this was when I saw this thread on FreeOnes.

If he wasn't a police officer, I'd imagine that the two guys that were there would've stepped in. Well, unless he still had a ***. Then, maybe not. I'm not saying that this guy didn't act in an unprofessional manner or that he didn't take advantage of his uniform, I'm just saying that people...

Let me ask you a question... If the police officer's *** wasn't involved in the accident with this girl and it was a complete stranger that was in the collision with her instead, do you think he would've handled the situation in the same way? Chances are, it wouldn't have even been close. I...

Was he a police officer? Yes. Was he also an enraged ****** of a ***** that had been in an accident? Yes, and let's not forget that. It was just a ***** fender bender according to the article, but do you really think the *** explained it to his cop ****** like that? No, probably not. He...

How in the fuck do you do that? We have a wireless network here at my parents' house, but we can't check to see where eachother has been to on the internet. We can see who is logged into our network, but not what they're looking at.

I'd like that too. It sucks trying to rep somebody and then finding out that you have to spread it around first. Then, you have nooooo clue as to how much rep you need to spread around before you can rep that person again. So, I think it would be nice to be able to see who we have repped...

That's what I thought too. What's the big deal? He got dunked on...OH NOES!!! I just don't understand what the big deal is, you know? It's not like LeBron James has never been dunked on before by somebody who isn't as good as him. He's an athlete, not a god.

Talk To Me It definitely wasn't what I thought it was going to be, but it shows just how powerful a voice, a simple voice, can be. Honestly, I would recommend this movie to just about everyone.

That's what I was going to say. The way I've always heard it told was with babies, not frogs.

The moral of the story? If I ever want to have sex again, I need to try and rob a hair salon.

Damnit, you beat me to it. Anyway, how in the fuck would they know what he was looking at on HIS computer?

I bet it's easy for him to take poops.

His chest reminds me of my ex-girlfriend's. No joke either. So, is it weird that I'm aroused right now?

If you don't come back soon, I'm going to do something that you that rhymes with... GRIME SHOWING BLUE GRAPE TOUR GAS ...figure it out.

Everytime I see "YOU'RE FUCKIN' FIRED!!! YOU'RE FUCKIN' FIRED, BOB!!!", I can't help but laugh. Aaaaah...terrible movie, but it makes me laugh.

If only I could be so lucky...

Jesus, it's not like the mice skeletons were found in somebody's food. They were found in mouse traps that were placed in the boiler room.

Re: Funniest Thing I've eVer Seen N My Life! Pissed Myself Twice And Broke A Rib Watc Remind me to never trust somebody else's opinion on what's funny or not, especially if they are a member of this forum. There were exactly -8.463 seconds that were funny in that video clip.

I'd actually prefer a woman in a wheelchair. More than likely, she'd be ********* from the waist down, so she wouldn't be able to tell how terrible I was at sex.

I've always wondered that too. There are various degrees of ******, so why not various degrees of speeding or driving under the influence? It just makes no sense. I know that a lot of people will have the point of view that there is a limit for a reason (in respect to BAC while driving), but...

You could say the same thing about people who fail to follow the speed limit, fail to properly come to a complete stop at stop signs, fail to slow down around sharp corners, fail to turn their headlights on after dusk, fail to stop at red lights, etc. Doing those things can just as easily cause...

That's a good point. Is ******** obviously a suspect in those cases? Yes. But, it doesn't mean that it's the only guilty party. Just for conversation's sake, let's say that two cars are involved in a deadly accident. One of the drivers was ***** and one of the drivers was sober - the sober...

If you type a phrase that just so happens to share it's name with a pornstar, just put two spaces in between the words. For example... Typing phrase with 1 space - Green Eyes Typing phrase with 2 spaces - Green Eyes Do they taste good? You know, the swans? If so, I could take some off of...

I never said that a ***** in that situation would never rebel. There are obviously cases in which ******** have been confused and felt out of place in scenarios like that and I will never deny that either. How does relating with the actions, emotions, sexual desires (etc) have nothing to do...

I'm willing to bet that most people who have read your posts in this thread have little to no idea as to what you are talking about. Like I said, I had to read your posts 4 or 5 times before I could understand what you were trying to get at. I've responded to pretty much everything you have...

Hmm, I did not know that. The US is waaaaay behind on enforcing strict "no cellphone" laws while driving, but it is slowly implementing laws throughout the states that prohibit people from using their cell phones while driving. I don't think that people here in the US realize the true danger...

You're not engaging in an endless discussion with me because you can't come up with any more ways to word your extremely repetitive, poorly thought out arguments. Since you can't think of anything constructive to say to counter my side of the discussion, you just choose to give up - and that's...

^^^^^ There, I fixed it.

Just to play Devil's advocate here... Are people allowed to drive while talking on the cell phone and/or texting in the Netherlands? Because, here in the US, (I heard this on the news just the other night) it is a statistical fact that talking on a cell phone/texting causes 5 times the amount...

I can't answer those questions because I wasn't there. I just know what he told me. I know there were witnesses, but I have no idea what they told the police either. :dunno:

Aside from trespassing on my private property being ******* and the lack of courtesy by not notifiying me of their presence, I don't have a problem with people doing their jobs. But, it only takes a minute to knock on the door to let somebody know that you work for the city and that you will be...

I don't know how it works where you live, but I just noticed something that came as a pretty big surprise to me. I was just sitting here, going about my daily routine of watching TV, browsing the internet and whacking off, when I noticed a truck that had parked itself outside of the front of my...

If the driver of that car wasn't legally *****, he probably never would've been ticketed for anything. But, since he was legally *****, he was charged with reckless driving, ***** driving and hitting my friend (whatever that charge is legally called, I don't know), even though my friend was the...

That's very true. I'm not here to condone ***** driving (not even close), but sometimes the ***** drivers aren't to blame for the accident that they are involved in. I have a friend who was hit by a ***** driver, but it was my friend's fault. He tried crossing the road when the sign said...

Uh, you said that hormones would end up changing the chemistry of every cell in your body, which is exactly what your DNA is. You said there here... You're right, sometimes it's hard to determine what sex a person is, especially while they are a ***** (because they haven't begun to develop...

First of all, please try and make your sentences more understandable from now on. I have to read everything you type 4 or 5 times before I even understand what you are even trying to say. Secondly, there are only two sexes: MALE and FEMALE. Nobody can argue that. Sex isn't more complicated...

Woman: "Honey, do you think this shirt makes me look fat?" Honest Man: "Actually, yeah it does. In fact, most shirts make you look fat." Woman: "You ASSHOLE!!!" Woman: "Honey, do you think this shirt makes me look fat?" Lying Man: "Whaaaaat? No way. You're not fat; not even clooooose."...

The medical community also acknowledges things like ADHD and restless leg syndrome as medical conditions, so saying that it recognizes gender identity as a medical condition isn't really saying much. I don't think it has anything to do with laziness or an inability to be insightful when...

I'm willing to bet that they did tell you what your BAC was; you probably just don't remember. When I was arrested for my DUI, they told me what my BAC was as soon as I blew into the breathalyzer. I got my DUI a few years back and, since I've been through all of the fun, I'll offer my...