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Not quite, the drummer in said band was English (right up to the point Vince Neil ****** him).

Regarding this issue, I feel it is the moron with the *** that's at fault not the weapon itself. Stop giving retards the right to own a *** then the problem is solved. In the case of the USA that's 99.99999999% of the population that should not be entitled to a ***.

Yes I noticed today Manor getting Mercedes engines, potential to make Q1 next season? Got to say things are looking bad for McLaren right now. Honda have some work to do, they will get there but I doubt it for another year.

I went up the WTC in 1999 while on my first visit to NYC. One of the true greatest moments of my life 110 floors up I decided to go to the toilet to find a fellow Brit coming out of one of the shitters saying "my god that has a long way to go before reaching sea level". Pure class.

Excellent news, well done. I'll stick it on my wishlist!

Miss Hybrid. Glorious.

I suspect there is some crazy establishment out there serving a chicken madras on top of a bowl of spaghetti. That is fucked up. I know what you mean :)

What's strange about it? Man Utd top of the league a perfectly normal start to the season.

Villa are doomed. Can't even beat the shittest team in the Universe.

You mean the Gooners v United (by far the greatest team the world has ever seen) & the Swans v the Front Wheel Skids.

How's BooBoo taking it?

Cheers Spurs. United to be on top of the fucking blue noses by 5pm.

As long as no ***** were given to any ******* I'm fine with this.

I know, just wishful thinking on my part.

Just get in there and fuck her stupid. If things turn sour wipe your dick off on the curtains and walk away with your head held high.

Who?

Eh?

As an aside the word 'trump' in England means 'fart'.

To the chef at Seabreeze Island Grill - get yourself some Indian spices please. You will open up a whole new market!

Looks like Pepsi to me.

My vote goes to raspberry ripple ice cream with chocolate sprinkle.

Ditto.

Touched a nerve, white devil fuckwit. Red devils rule you cunt.

Good call, the Noelle Easton thing.

No worries fucktard.

I'm not into bondage. My penis, tongue, fingers, fist and fruit and vegetable collection should be enough to satisfy any woman.

All women do. They love it up 'em.

One of a plethora of stunning women. Life moves on and so do I.

Looks like the Premier League is an all out fight between United (by far the greatest team the world has ever seen) and the fucking tosspot blue noses. United to win the league by 15 points, possibly more.

Seriously too many to mention. The world is full of beautiful women. I love them all (apart from scouser filth).

ChuckFaze, after consulting my notes on the school of life I believe you are commonly referred to as a 'retard'. Enjoy.

Technically they are 'Bin Dippers' but I prefer 'Scum'.

No mention of the 'munchies'. This report is null and void.

Will be at the biggest game of the season next weekend. United v Scum. A Rooney & Martial hat-trick each, should be a fine game.

I've been to the Netherlands a few times. The port of Amsterdam is not one for the bucket list. The 'coffee' shops are, though I have no recollection of this.

Well as long as said robot allows me to wipe my dick off on the curtains and leave without saying goodbye I'm all for it.

Shakes head in disgust. Surely in the great scheme of life people can avoid going to McfuckingDonalds and all of the other fast food establishments? It is all rather sad. Breakfast this morning for me took about 10mins. Cook some smoked bacon, slice a tomato, slice open a baguette, open a bag...

No fucking surprise there.

We need a striker!

Good on you girl for doing something you a very ardent about. I'm quite happy with two feet on dry land.

Quite possibly one of the greatest pics ever. Down boy!

Is it all plot and no tits?

£32.50 in real money. Not even one and half lap dances. A total ********.

Lets see how we go against the Swans today. The outcome may well lead to a last minute striker addition! Thins could be worse at least we didn't buy Benteke & Ings.

and then 'merica fucks it all up with the live shooting of two journalists. What a country. Very very well done.

We need a goal poacher. Thomas Muller is his name.

Cheddar made in Cheddar I suspect in terms of taste is a million miles away from what you are familiar with (USA people). A decent mature cheddar will essentially take the skin off the roof of your mouth. One thing that has always annoyed me on my many trips to the USA is everything is referred...

I have never been able to comprehend why sticking the old fella up the exhaust pipe instead of a nice juicy wet pussy is in anyway appealing. Each to there own I guess.

What is "can I have 4 pints of your finest local ale" in Finnish? I need to know in a few weeks time.

Assam tea with croissants.