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I don't think Jesus gives a damn as we all know he doesn't exist :)

I will say these toilets are now few and far between. A couple of years ago I was down around Lyon/St. Etienne area when lets say I had an upset stomach. I had to dash to the nearest public lav which happened to be the hole in the floor type. I squatted down and next thing I knew a horizontal...

In France though you have to ****, **** (or both) in a hole in the floor. Their necessariums are a crime against humanity.

I think Man United will win everything next year. Come to think of it I can't see us losing at all next season.

I've done the whole D-day Normandy thing as well. When you see the vast cemeteries dedicated to the fallen it certainly makes you think. Well worth a visit.

To be honest you do sound *****. Maybe the grouper was pissed when you ate it? (pissed as in paraplegic) :)

Umm, sorry to spoil the party but has anyone mentioned that Jesus doesn't exist?

An organisation with some excellent corruption allegations, second only to the Catholic church in terms of dishonest and fraudulent acts.

I couldn't agree more. Brilliant album followed up with very sub-standard work.

Nowt wrong with being a little ***** :)

You front wheel skids cash in on all your players, a fact of life. Man Utd to win the quadruple next season.

The bog trotters only decriminalised homosexuality in 1993.

Everyone freaks out at the muslim thing but I have no problems. In the UK we are tolerant of multiculturism, yes things happen ocassionally but generally it is good. There a fruitcakes in this world that want to destruct rather than embrace. That is life.

I like to keep you on tenter hooks dear girl :)

Always wondered what a Cuban sandwich was. Cheers Mariah.

I have to disagree with you on this one. Traditional English fish & chips is always cooked in beef dripping. Every chippy in the UK at one time used beef dripping but these days healthier oils are used. Now for roast potatoes... goose fat!

Nope.

The only way to cook chips (or fries in American) is beef dripping. They taste fantastic but you can only have them once a year otherwise death is on the cards.

Parmigiano Reggiano in a shaker? What the fuck is the world coming to!

Oh you know what I mean Worc'h'estershire sauce.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing you blithering idiot.

No. RDyjJL9DGU7Gg

Assari - The classic Christian bible basher that spends all his time on a porn forum. Double standards at it's best.

My favourite Sunday word today is Welsh - Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch In English it means vagina from hell.

I went on holiday to Russia last year and found the place to be fanatastic. Everyone friendly and hospitable. In anyone gets the chance to look around the Kremlin do it. An amazing place.

No 'h' in Worcestershire my friend!

Your microphone is one lucky chap!

A women loving sex. Fuck me whatever next! She is a corker.

I just see Vimto.

This Dino fella has possibly one of the worst food diets in the history of food or even time itself. His waste is probably bagged up as radioactive. A half life of a million years. He is funny mind you.

The last UK national consensus I did put religion as 'Jedi' :)

No-one told me there was a general election? Fuck it I must have missed it.

Corporate fast food same old **** no matter what country you are in. Not for me.

Sorry ladies and gentlemen. All the food described in this thread looks and sounds fucking rank. Breakfast burrito - fuck off.

Re: Alex Jones: What's His Deal? Well for me Alex Jones is a Welsh tv presenter and very tasty as well.

You need some sort of mirror system placed on your shoulders so you can see who's coming up to stab you in the back. A 270 degree swipe with an object such as a cricket bat would be a treat in this kind of situation. No guns necessary.

In all seriousness any country that is happy to allow the general public to carry guns is a bit fucked up. I've never held a ***, let alone fired one. Cricket, now that's another matter :)

We can all see that!

Miss Hybrid. The filthy cow.

Two women I could quite empty my sack to all day long.

Old school stuff. Down tuned guitars, can't beat it. Kg_hYpdKC64

I'm not the world's greatest fish lover. I appreciate your posts, I'd swap it for some chicken or duck.

I'm pretty sure a cricket bat would have done the job. You just need to know how to use it. Willow seasoned in linseed oil should never be under estimated.

Eh?

To the station! As a *** this was brilliant. I love Motorhead. YOAz4nPNvLI

There is no way I could list a top ten. Porn Stars are too good and too beautiful in most cases. I'd struggle with a top 1000 let alone a top 10.

Merseyside. Says it all really. Theiving gutter snipe scrounging scumsville scousers.

Looks a fine place. My grandparents ran an ****** friendly hotel in Blackpool for a number of years. Not quite the Florida Keys mind you!

I suspect your wish has come true. Many, many, many times.

None for me. I have nothing against tattoos at all and find many heavy tattooed woman extremely attractive. Tattoos just won't make it onto me.