Fap Confessions

[BoboBrowne]

On 9/11/01, I woke up and turned on the tv. Of course, the coverage was all about the attacks. By this time, both buildings were hit and on fire, but still standing. I woke up with morning wood so I figured I should do something about it. I remember it like it was yesterday. I went down stairs to my parent's computer (they were at work), searched the internet, and found a video of Peter North fucking Stacy Valentine after picking her up at the beach. He blew a huge load in her mouth and I timed my cumshot almost perfectly, imagining covering Stacy's hot face in hot cum. It felt great. By the time I went back upstairs and turned the tv on, both towers had fallen.

It's a true story and I've felt really, really guilty ever since. :uohs:

 

[Chopper3000]

I went up the WTC in 1999 while on my first visit to NYC. One of the true greatest moments of my life 110 floors up I decided to go to the toilet to find a fellow Brit coming out of one of the shitters saying "my god that has a long way to go before reaching sea level". Pure class.

 

[sean miguel]

On 9/11/01, I woke up and turned on the tv. Of course, the coverage was all about the attacks. By this time, both buildings were hit and on fire, but still standing. I woke up with morning wood so I figured I should do something about it. I remember it like it was yesterday. I went down stairs to my parent's computer (they were at work), searched the internet, and found a video of Peter North fucking Stacy Valentine after picking her up at the beach. He blew a huge load in her mouth and I timed my cumshot almost perfectly, imagining covering Stacy's hot face in hot cum. It felt great. By the time I went back upstairs and turned the tv on, both towers had fallen.

It's a true story and I've felt really, really guilty ever since. :uohs:

Almost exactly the same here except I was already at it when the news of the first plane hit. I was like "Oh ****" then went back at it. I had to finish.

I was like everyone else and thought a plane had just crashed into the building by accident. By the time the 2nd plane hit I was already done so I wasn't nearly the cretin you were.

When I'm old I don't want anyone to ever ask me what I was doing when 9/11 happened.

 

[BoboBrowne]

Almost exactly the same here except I was already at it when the news of the first plane hit. I was like "Oh ****" then went back at it. I had to finish.

I was like everyone else and thought a plane had just crashed into the building by accident. By the time the 2nd plane hit I was already done so I wasn't nearly the cretin you were.

When I'm old I don't want anyone to ever ask me what I was doing when 9/11 happened.

Yeah I just lie about it when asked. Still feel like ****, though.

Come on, nobody else has a fap confession? At a ******'s wedding? Grandma's funeral? Nothing?

 

[whalers90]

I worked for a company & we had truck that delivered frozen ice cream & over the weekend a few times a truck would shut down & by the time Monday came the whole truck was melted ice cream.management asked if me & another co worker can come up to the facility on the weekend (mid afternoon) to check the Temps on all the trucks & record them. I took the Sunday "shift" & my first time going up I pulled into the parking lot checked all the trucks & then proceeded to go into the port-o-John outside our new warehouse extension and spank one out. I think the truck check only lasted a month so 4 weekends in a row I beat it in the port o John.
I also jerked off with my right hand while fingering my ex gf with my left so we could both cum at the same time. That was the first time I've ever jerked off in front of anyone. I blew my load & she came at the same time.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I worked for a company & we had truck that delivered frozen ice cream & over the weekend a few times a truck would shut down & by the time Monday came the whole truck was melted ice cream.management asked if me & another co worker can come up to the facility on the weekend (mid afternoon) to check the Temps on all the trucks & record them. I took the Sunday "shift" & my first time going up I pulled into the parking lot checked all the trucks & then proceeded to go into the port-o-John outside our new warehouse extension and spank one out. I think the truck check only lasted a month so 4 weekends in a row I beat it in the port o John.
I also jerked off with my right hand while fingering my ex gf with my left so we could both cum at the same time. That was the first time I've ever jerked off in front of anyone. I blew my load & she came at the same time.

I think Breyer's ice cream hails from New Jersey. Suffice it to say, I am not eating it again.

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I worked for a company & we had truck that delivered frozen ice cream & over the weekend a few times a truck would shut down & by the time Monday came the whole truck was melted ice cream.management asked if me & another co worker can come up to the facility on the weekend (mid afternoon) to check the Temps on all the trucks & record them. I took the Sunday "shift" & my first time going up I pulled into the parking lot checked all the trucks & then proceeded to go into the port-o-John outside our new warehouse extension and spank one out. I think the truck check only lasted a month so 4 weekends in a row I beat it in the port o John.
I also jerked off with my right hand while fingering my ex gf with my left so we could both cum at the same time. That was the first time I've ever jerked off in front of anyone. I blew my load & she came at the same time.

I think Breyer's ice cream hails from New Jersey. Suffice it to say, I am not eating it again.

 

[whalers90]

I think Breyer's ice cream hails from New Jersey. Suffice it to say, I am not eating it again.

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I think Breyer's ice cream hails from New Jersey. Suffice it to say, I am not eating it again.

HAha..
not breyers- i also didn't jerk off into the ice cream containers or the ice cream which was produced in indiana.
and that was well over 10 years ago so if you want to eat 10 year old ice cream be my guest!...

 

[Jack Davenport]

HAha..
not breyers- i also didn't jerk off into the ice cream containers or the ice cream which was produced in indiana.
and that was well over 10 years ago so if you want to eat 10 year old ice cream be my guest!...

I am pondering consuming 8 and a half year old baked beans at this very moment. Let's see how that works out first.

 

[Scancunt42]

On 9/11/01, I woke up and turned on the tv. Of course, the coverage was all about the attacks. By this time, both buildings were hit and on fire, but still standing. I woke up with morning wood so I figured I should do something about it. I remember it like it was yesterday. I went down stairs to my parent's computer (they were at work), searched the internet, and found a video of Peter North fucking Stacy Valentine after picking her up at the beach. He blew a huge load in her mouth and I timed my cumshot almost perfectly, imagining covering Stacy's hot face in hot cum. It felt great. By the time I went back upstairs and turned the tv on, both towers had fallen.

It's a true story and I've felt really, really guilty ever since. :uohs:

that's perfectly normal....the only people that should care about 9/11 are close friends and ****** of those 3000 victms. :logic:
it's kind of funny that the world is still obsessed with it

 

[Scancunt42]

[sorry,double post]

 

[whalers90]

I am pondering consuming 8 and a half year old baked beans at this very moment. Let's see how that works out first.

I saw that post, don't eat it, please