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Three things spring to mind from your post. 1. You are computer illiterate. 2. You have a **** computer. 3. You are a chimpanzee.

Never fork your sausages dear girl!

Disappointed, having seen the subject title I anticipated that "playboy mansion tunnels" would be euphemism for a vagina. Clearly I need to get out more.

Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa

I do believe a bit of Jemma Valentine has just brightened up the day.

Dino, as a man of such culinary finesse I thought you might like this website. Try not to shoot your load when you scroll down to the deep fried Big Mac. http://peepmyeats.com/

I wonder what the Star Trek Universe would be like if the crew of the USS Enterprise was made up entirely of Arabs?

Along the theme of sCUNThorpe there is also a football (soccer) team known as Liverpool. They are a bunch of CUNTS.

Star Trek - no lightsabers... what's the point?

Manchester United 2016 calendar.

wow, fantastic girl. Food looks incredible.

How many times will it take for the Empire/First Order to realise that the tactic of creating a weapon of mass destruction on a planetary scale doesn't work? Answers on a postcard please.

I think you need to get out more. The world has changed a lot.

Rey will turn to the dark side. We have seen her power (in the forest of Dean, rather a nice place). Kylo Ren will turn to the light and have some plastic surgery on his conk.

In Episode VIII, Rey starts her Jedi training by saying she can't possibly lift an X-Wing fighter from the bottom of a swamp. After progressing her training as a Jedi she decides to leave half way through to go and rescue her friends from a predicament elsewhere. Episode IX the Jedi's ******...

Best: The same thing every year from my parents - the new Manchester United calendar. My kitchen wall would look so bare without it. Worst: A roll of 20 bin (garbage) bags. They were actually wrapped up in Xmas paper as well. A present from a girlfriend at the time. When I asked why, she...

I was at the Norwich game. United we stand. 75,000 want Van Gaal out.

I felt my arteries clogging up just watching that burger being made. Looks fantastic.

I do believe time is up for Van Gaal. He has drained the attacking life out of United. We top the league in percentage possession and are virtually bottom in terms of goal attempts. What the fuck is this guy doing to my club? Ancelotti would have been my choice to take over, but he's now signed...

I'm sure if you ask nicely they'll give you some more :)

That pork looks amazing. BTW what is Montreal seasoning? Something French orientated I suspect?

Gutted. A guy that is essentially a waste of space, but he had a great voice. Fuck Velvet ********, Stone Temple Pilots were awesome. RIP.

I shall be sampling my first (and last) German themed Christmas market of the year tomorrow. I will survive as long as I avoid the currywurst.

That pic has me salivating like a teased pussy.

Beef and horseradish sandwiches for afternoon tea all next week I guess.

That's some serious fucking meat!

Enjoy your thanksgiving looks like your guests are in for a treat. In the UK I will be treating tomorrow as just another day. Have fun.

Vimto.

Now that is a beautiful sight to see :)

Easy Tiger no insult intended. Haggis though, you have just had a go at an English man about poor Scottish food. We have to do afternoon tea babe :)

Impossible to answer. Women are too diverse and interesting to single one out.

Ban religion. I'm happy with that. Such an archaic thing anyway, no more problems in the world. Sorted. Next topic? Tits, big or small?

Looking good girl. Very good indeed.

Is it me or does "American" gravy look like baby sick? The gravy I guess tastes okay (never had it) but aesthetically it ain't the best. A number of US food shows broadcast in the UK that I have seen have this beige splat known as gravy. Next time I'm in the US I will try this odd looking creation.

Vive la France.

I do believe a ***** and fork will solve the conundrum of eating food that's too big for your mouth.

I take it the next pic is the gorilla hair on her back?

London Broil - sounds like a disease my friend.

Candle Frenzy!

I'm actually in Milan on the 9th Nov if anyone cares to join me for lunch.

All Bond girls are stunning. A bit of Bambi and Thumper would be a lot of fun!

Never has the word 'idiot' ever been more appropriate when used to describe anything TheWhiteDevil comes out with.

Surely the **** poor security checks at Logan Airport are to blame for 9/11.

Don't panic, I'll be at the game against the Baggies in a couple of weeks.

Tomorrow will be a sad day for me. The first game this season when I will not be able to watch United's game live (whether at the game, live on telly or online). A friend of mine has decided to get married. Stiffy congratulations with Spurs beating Jurgen Clot's bin dippers in advance. Even...

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Red is correct. The UK has always been about Bonfire night (Guy Fawkes night) on the 5th November. Growing up this was all that was celebrated around this time of year. Setting fire to things, blow things up and then eat a toffee apple - all normal things for a 5th November. Sadly UK...

40K by August 2016.

What a tremendous gut feeling you have. The Cherries to beat the Blue Noses, the Villans to destroy the Rent Boys, the Hornets to embarrass the Gooners, the Front Wheel Skids to beat the Bin Dippers and finally United to stuff the Toffies. A fine set of results.

I agree both these teams will battle it out for second or third place. Man United clear winners come May.