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I'll bet this guy is a big time poster at anabolic review. Check in, brah!

6/10 Tits or GTFO!

I don't care if we back into the playoffs or not, Indianapolis looked terrible against the lowly Titans today. We had everything to play for and just looked completely flat on both sides of the ball. The defense contained Chris Johnson pretty well, but we couldn't stop Kerry fuckin' Collins from...

I hope the siggy doesn't disappoint you... I googled his name. I **** not spelling things correctly and that includes accents and squigglys. OCD, I know...

:mad: Yeah, I know. I left the beach at 3:45 to come home and watch this fucking game and we're going to make it close. Ugh, should have stayed where I was... Fuck Garçon. He can make all the difficult catches but not the ones that him in the hands.

No worries. I can be a gigantic douche bag sometimes. Occasionally, that rubs people the wrong way. I totally agree with you about Mega. He's one of the few users on my ignore list. :D

I haven't forgotten about you. I finished two siggys for other members and also finished my newest Tess one. I'm on to yours now. This will be the first time since Christmas Eve that I've been home (well, sort of. I'm still on vacation) for an evening. :o.

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I love tattoos and piercings. See my siggy girl below. ▼▼

Depends. Parent/teacher conference week can be pretty interesting.

Saw that your siggy space was open for rent. :o I tried to make this one as simple as possible. Henessey, Kobe, a hot bitch, and your user name. You're under no obligation to use this of course, but feel free to do so. :) [IMG]

Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing I thought about saying something rude and offensive, but I couldn't think of anything. :( Sorry, guys. I guess I let the team down... liq_wYFkMoU

That's not saying much, dirty. You probably only have two guitars...

You didn't include a poll. :facepalm: And I don't play guitar because I do not have an artistic or musical bone in my body. EDIT: Okay, there's a poll there now. I didn't realize it took dipshit six minutes to make a poll. Fuck you, Dirk. I'm going to ass fuck you with a rusty crowbar. EDIT...

No, but my wife Sara Jean Underwood is from Oregon and she's blond. She's also the sexiest woman walking Xenu's green earth. Thus, your basic was premise was proven incorrect. :hatsoff:

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

You're welcome. I'll be sure to give you some more as soon as I can. I don't recall every mentioning how cool I was. But trust me, I have quite a few cool points. :cool: Again, you're welcome. I'm not really sure why you felt the need to post this twice. The message read, "For fuck's sake...

The one where I keep all of my money because I don't give a fuck about people I don't know. Yeah, that's my favorite one.

You fucks didn't even mention me. :mad: Were my requests that unreasonable? All I asked for was Sara Jean Underwood and a Gulfstream V. Now I'm going to have to **** you all in your ***** for ignoring me. That's my gift to you.

Click on the siggy to find out. :D

That's why I said: Letterman is sort of a douche...

NHL 11. Season mode with the Hawks.

Yes, but someone else requested it before he did. That's why I quoted two posts. Hence the originality fail. Thanks for playing though, Scooter.

I'm 95% certain that's Ricky Ricardo. Also, you posted in the wrong forum. Run six laps around whatever city you inhabit.

Originality fail/10

Wow, and that's right up there with curing cancer in terms of importance. :rolleyes: They shoot porn on a bus and put it on the Interwebz. That's not revolutionary.

Yeah, definitely tell her. And the when she doesn't remember you, you'll realize what an epic failure your life has been. Ideally, this will drive you to jump off a bridge onto very sharp rocks.

Why don't you do the search instead? You've already named the parameters, have at it.

I need to work on a new siggy for you (I don't like the current one very much). Same girl or different one? Simi is fucking hot, but there isn't very much material on her.

Your girlfriend stopped coming years ago too. Or at least that's what she tells me... :nanner:

You need someone to tell you how to jerk off? The fuck is that about? :dunno: Did your dick come with an instruction manual?

Jesus can fuck off. The spirit of Christmas is chaotic shopping malls, Black Friday, and maiming people at Best Buy to get an LED TV.

That's Peyton Fucking Manning to you, pal. We don't take that sort of talk lightly around here. :mad:

Awesome. Thanks! I couldn't figure out the [URL] part. Makes sense now. :o

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Can anyone explain to me coherently why the signs in grocery stores read "10 items or less" when they should read "10 items or fewer"?

I guess it's all right. There's not really a point to it other than ********* cameos. It's sort of like "We Are the World" without all the preachy bullshit about helping other people.

I was all like "Whoa" Keanu Reeves style. Then I read on and I was all like "Whoa" Christopher Walken style. Then I drop kicked a baby. Good times.

How did you link your signature to Miss Hybrid's voting page?

And a merry Christmas to you as well, beautiful. :D

I don't care who she meets as long as they promise to shoot her or keep her.

Nope, not afraid, just completely uninterested. I don't believe in your theory at all, but even if it was proven to be true, it wouldn't affect me. I don't have HIV/AIDS, no one I know has HIV/AIDS, and I don't give a fuck about people on other continents who may be infected. Thus, it doesn't...

Re: 'I didn't think of Iraqis as humans,' says soldier who ***** & ****** 14 yr old g So... Iraqis are people? :dunno: Huh, are they sure? That seems like an awfully radical idea to me...

Holy lengthy amount of text, :batman:! Is someone posting a SparkNotes version?

How the fuck do you misspell ban? It's three fucking letters. Are all conspiracy theorists that moronic or do you represent the cream of the crop?

I was in second or third grade. One of my presents was an arcade basketball game called "Double Shot." It had two hoops and a countdown timer and came with six basketballs. It was nearly identical to the ones you might see in a game room. For some reason, this gift made me realize that Santa's...

Well, for about a three game stretch he was throwing TD passes for opposing teams. I think that effectively ****** his chances this year. Doesn't matter though. I'd still take him over any other quarterback any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Peyton is just letting someone else borrow his award this year. Remember that.

Re: Does your significant other know about your Free Ones addiction? My penis probably takes all three top spots right now. :( But let's be honest, nobody is really interested in Carrot Top.

I drive a beat up 2005 Honda Civic. It's paid off, gets excellent gas mileage, and gets me from point A to point B. There's nothing I find more tedious than people who brag about their cars.