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No, it's not a serious issue. Poverty, the economic collapse, the DH rule - those are serious issues. I don't give a fuck about cuckolding nor am I interested in it. No. It's the Internet, Scooter. There are dedicated sites for people who **** and **** on each other. It's a fetish, and if...

Re: Rep. Gabrielle Giffords YouTube channel is subscribed to her attackers YouTube Ch Let me be the first to say it - Who gives a goddamn flying fuck? To paraphrase a well known golfer: "She shouldn't have been standing there?"

Wow, thanks. Do you have any other breaking news to report? Reagan was shot? :surprise:

No, no. I still get WGN. It's just not the local feed that I used to get. Now I get a national feed and they don't carry Hawks games. That's my beef. I want the goddamn local channel back. :mad:

7/10 - not bad

Okay, the Blackhawks are supposed to be on WGN right now. The last few years, when I had basic fucking cable, I was able to see all games broadcast on that network (and CSN Chicago as well) because I live close enough to be in the market. But now that I've upgraded to DirecTV for the NFL Sunday...

"Rosebud?" :dunno: Never heard of Bikini Car Wash Company...

:*****: You did that last Wednesday too. You rebel... :rolleyes:

The best kind of hug: (click to enlarge)

E'Twaun Moore Boiler the Fuck Up!

Isn't it fucking awesome! :D The only contestant I voted for was Spexy and she regularly posts here regardless.

I'd rather see VV ******. No offense or anything but you're annoying as fuck. Just sayin'...

I tried to exterminate the Jews and also fed my enemy a chili made from the ground-up bodies of his dead parents.

8/10 - it's a repeat.

Wow... :facepalm: Thanks for the update, Ronnie. I wish Steve the same fate he created for Tawnee.

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Big ******* is always watching. I'm okay with tracking the sites visited on the laptop. After all, the school is providing the laptop to the student. They have a right to make sure it's not being ******. If you don't like it, don't use the laptop. The web cam is a bit much though. I'm not...

You get AIDS from girls just by talking to them. Or so I've been told...

I got mine. I sent Petra a PM about a week after it ended. She replied back about being busy and told me she'd sent it as soon as she could. I got my pass like four days later. Did you try sending her a gnome or a human sacrifice?

Awesome. Both of your links redirect to sites with security vulnerabilities. That's going to encourage people to help you. Your head, a toilet, make friends. :facepalm:

I didn't both reading your post, but Ben Affleck has to be pretty high up there.

Because more people searched for her than any other babe? :dunno: How fucking hard is that to understand? And she's not number one anyway, Breanne Benson is. Yum

Ugh, horrible fucking game. Colts didn't deserve to win. Couldn't run the ball, couldn't stop the run, and couldn't avoid running into the goddamn punter. And who the fuck called a timeout at the end? Christ, I **** losing to that fat fucking mess of a coach. I don't give a fuck who wins now...

How did the Seahawks manage to get the 2005 version of Matt Hasselbeck on the field? He's thrown a few good balls today and they're playing inspired football on offense.

I come here for the leftist talking heads, conspiracy theories, idiotic polls, irrelevant rate the babe threads, and the generally pointless banter.

Your *** wasn't defective in bed last night...

That's Peyton in the foreground and Marvin behind him. They were ready to play and were not pleased that I was working on my computer instead.

Eight Ball. We had a beautiful, red felt table in the basement when I was growing up. I would **** you at pool. Just sayin'...

Rob Curtis is gearing up for Friday. (Who cares?)

Re: Outrage after Israeli soldiers **** wrong man in raid on suspected Hamas militant You know what would be awesome? If all Israelis, Palestinians, and the areas they are constantly at war over were obliterated by nuclear weapons. That would be totally chill. I don't have any sympathy for...

You left out a direct object in that first sentence. Maybe you meant to say, "She hugged my dick 3 times." That would have made the story much more awesome. Unfortunately, I don't think anyone listens to Gothic Synth-Rock except for emo ****... :facepalm: (also, what's up with the random...

Sharon Tate? :dunno:

Nobody is going to sit down and waste an hour and a half on tin foiling, poorly researched bullshit. I'd rather staple my head to the carpet. Loose Change viewer guide to debunking various 9/11 conspiracy theories: http://www.loosechangeguide.com/LooseChangeGuide.html

I'm not leaving the US to go to some inferior country, period. If they're getting rid of me, I'm looking for a bridge to jump off. USA! USA! USA!

Browsing random xkcd comics today during lunch and found this. Made me smile: http://xkcd.com/690/

You're certainly entitled to your opinion. I would add that LT hasn't rushed for more than 55 yards in a game since week 6. Indy has been playing inspired football against the run the past few games so I would be surprised if he had a big day. The line on the game right now is Indy (-7.5). I...

Thanks! :D I use Adobe Photoshop for the cropping and image editing. Then I use Adobe Fireworks to animate.

Yeah, Chris Johnson called and apparently he thought the same thing would happen last week. And then he rushed for 36 yards while the Colts had their third consecutive game at over 100 yards rushing. The Jets safeties are weak. Once Peyton exploits them early it's going to open up the rushing...

Tiger Woods 12 featuring Augusta National Golf Club. Yeah, The (fucking) Masters in a video game. I just splooged a little in my pants...

Re: Hitler mania: First postwar exhibition so popular it has been extended three wee I was going to make some stupid jackass remark about Hitler being just another conspiracy theory, but then I read Greg's post. Very insightful. Can't rep you again yet, but I did send you an air five.

She pissed me off this morning before I left for work so I'm ignoring her until approximately 6:00 this evening. Being childish and petulant is how I show her I'm angry.

Either arrest a bunch of minorities under false pretenses or shoot homeless people. Maybe both.

BB lives in the UK, Captain Planet. Good luck prosecuting a citizen of another country for not paying US taxes. He was also being his typical facetious, jackass self. You missed the boat on that one, Scooter...

Why the fuck can't you wear a wrist watch? Do your arms have to weigh the same at all times? Fucking weirdo. I wear a watch that my ex got me. Current girlfriend is unaware of said watch's origin. Stupid whore...

He was on vacation in fucking Hawaii. It's good to see that he dresses casually even if his choice in baseball teams is incredibly disagreeable. Being the leader of the free world doesn't require one to wear a three piece suit all the damn time. Clearly our news media does not possess any...

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I started out doing siggys when I first joined but they were simple photoshopped images at first. One day I started playing around in Adobe Fireworks and figured how to make scrolling ones as well. I've gradually started refining how to do it. It's not that hard once you figure out what you're...

Yeah, I really wanted to make a scrolling one. It just took me awhile to figure out how to do it well. Glad you like it. It's definitely better than the last one.

Yes, it had to be. That's the only way I could get it to scroll and still include full length shots. Smaller aspect ratios give me more wiggle room. This siggy is compact, but it looks good.

Yeah, I definitely like that one better. :D