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2004 called. They'd like their poll back.

I agree that some conspiracies would make great movies. And the explanations are generally plausible if you throw out the scientific method and common sense. It's also entertaining to see people vehemently defend these theories against a mountain of evidence to the contrary. I get a kick out...

I usually start by beating her with a hammer.

Christmas Vacation

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Re: Woman who had face and hands torn off in chimp ****** makes emotional return hosp Yes, yes, I've been a very naughty boy. :elaugh:

The girl isn't that hot. She's not Sara Jean Underwood hot.

Hyundai? Moar liek Gayundi, amirite?

A dog named Doug? There's a song about him... EdVHxkv4UDA EDIT: Argh! Click the link to watch. Embedding disabled by douche bags. :facepalm:

She looks exactly like Matt Damon. You're welcome. :hatsoff:

Was it as good as this?

Re: Woman who had face and hands torn off in chimp ****** makes emotional return hosp It's probably best that she can't see. I'll bet she doesn't get laid anymore. Just sayin'... (too far?)

Who gives a fuck? We have fake news today too. It's called Fox News. I seriously can't neg rep you enough. I'm starting to rep people more just so I can spread it around enough to neg rep you again.

5/10 That's a fucked up aspect ratio if I've ever seen one.

Okay, so we don't have what you want and we aren't interested in helping you find it. Why are you still here? YhkNLHictW8

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He was actually an all-state wide receiver and was planning on attending the University of Mississippi before suffering a career ending injury. Obviously, you don't use google that well... :facepalm:

So... how about that Cliff Lee deal, huh? Good times... :o (the fuck is cricket?)

I try to be a gigantic dickhead. Occasionally, that requires some intel. And I **** the song too, but it was the least romantic one I could think of. :hatsoff:

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I sill love him though. :(

Why the fuck did this guy mention me in the first post? :dunno: And the only Manning I give a fuck about wears #18.

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A hotel fire would be awesome. Loss of tree, jewels, and hundreds of Emirati people. Seems like a win, win, win to me...

Did you manage to return from vacation without being accosted by sexual deviants (the TSA)?

If given a choice, I would definitely prefer a set of perky, firm C cups to the boobs posted in that attachment. No offense.

Re: Police admit shooting dead ****** who was holding a GARDEN HOSE nozzle and not a If you're going to hold and point a *** shaped object at police officers, you deserve to die. They don't have time to examine it carefully and determine that it's not a weapon. And also, if you're pointing it...

I met Jerry Rice once after a Rams vs. 49ers game. Yeah, not many of you can say you've met "The Greatest of All-Time." On topic: Meeting a porn star isn't exactly something I'm interested in. Just sayin'...

I would have shoved his dumb ass off the ledge. Do a barrel roll!

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal. I would dropkick babies in exchange for a night with Gabriella Fox.

And I do believe it’s true That there are roads left in both of our shoes But if the silence takes you Then I hope it takes me too So brown eyes I hold you near Cause you’re the only song I want to hear A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere

Turn it up! :( JWdZEumNRmI

Wow, we've really evolved since then. Those fuckers didn't even have arms or a head. Shove that up your ass, Creationists!

No, not at all. But I don't enjoy anybody else's fucking posts either.

Change. Or the fact that they didn't really ***** Kool-Aid to begin with. It was Flavor Aid. Because if you're going to lace a ***** with cyanide anyway, who gives a fuck about flavor or splurging for a name brand?

Nazis on the moon and meeting aliens? Seems more plausible than the harmless HIV theory or the 9/11 conspiracies. Just sayin'...

I'm not a pilot. :dunno: If there's an emergency landing to be had, I'll leave it to the professionals. I think they frown on civilians trying to land commercial airliners without the aid of Robert Stack...

Ugh :mad: This was played twice (yes, twice) at my senior prom. :facepalm: @ rural Indiana.

Yes, and if you're desperate and ugly, you're probably bored too.

No, those are for desperate, ugly people.

Earth is flat.

I thought we all learned that HIV was harmless. :facepalm:

Yeah, because your numerous irrelevant threads have so endeared you to other members here.

Yeah, and then they try to read and make any fucking sense out of your posts and they can't. You help people realize that as bad as their writing is, yours is much worse. :hatsoff:

My posting frequency has diminished as of late. That's probably one of the contributing factors to the deterioration of the board. Sorry guy, that's on me. I'm embarrassed... :o

Yoo-hoo > Yahoo Just sayin'. brj2UkUPjCI

Boobs or puppies. Dump 'em out!

:*****: Anyone have any new **** to post.

You like tulips, huh? Well, plant tulips on my ass and kiss it. (hehe, get it - two lips)