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I've had girls cry afterward. It's usually because they're stunned by my awesomeness. At least that's what I tell myself...

Yeah, I'm waiting for the official establishment of the Ministry of Truth.

Pay for porn? That's just silly.

I thought the answer was "a nut." :facepalm: EDIT: Damn you, bahodeme! :mad: :shakes fist: - Melissa Riso does a better double bird than your girl, alex: (click to enlarge)

1. Yes, Nicholas Cage is a horrible fucking actor. 2. I got us bleacher seats at Wrigley today and reserved a hotel room for after the game. Surprise! 3. I don't mind if you go to the strip club. I'm secure in our relationship and totally trust your judgment. Just don't empty the bank account...

Yes, and a few years down the road all of the hard work by the cats will pay off when they dine on fresh bacon.

Jesus pogo stickin' Christ, can we merge all of these stories into the thread he created? http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=478002 Otherwise, he's going to occupy the first page of talk in less than an hour.

Is is it just me or is there no goddamn point to any of this? :mad:

I think I just died a little on the inside. By the way, do you live near any tall bridges?

Cool story, bro. :dunno: I didn't read it though because I'm not a Dungeons and Dragons fan. And it also looks like it was written by an 11 year-old. Just sayin'...

In other words, you didn't understand it. :facepalm:

Yes, that's Frank. He's the one who leads Donnie out of the house before the engine falls on it. He plays an important role in the film. Later, Elizabeth's boyfriend wears the rabbit suit on Halloween. A better question is why are you bumping really old threads?

Yes, and he's a big fat fucking mess who I'd like to see expire on the sidelines after suffering a massive heart ******. And The Sanchize is garbage. Fuck him. I really hope you're right. :thumbsup:

Loved this song and the entire episode. The whole bit about trying to pass Butters off as a dog in order to get his eye treated by a veterinarian was hilarious. It also makes a great point about how Americans seem to be much more offended by nudity than they do by extreme ********.

Yes, Sparty's struggles are much more inexplicable than Purdue's. The good news for you is that Izzo will have it turned around by tournament time. He always does.

Fuck that. Another game we didn't deserve to win. E'Twaun Moore is ******* this team right now. He's been absent for the last three games. 6-18 shooting today from the field. For fuck's sake man, if you're not on, quit shooting the goddamn ball. And Ryne Smith goes from hitting five three...

Really? :mad: For the first time in my life, I want NE to win a goddamn game and they lose to the Jets. Ugh, I fucking **** the Jets. That means that next week I have to root for Mr. Sexual Assault and the Steelers. I'll also be rooting hard for the Pack. I can't fucking stand the Bears either...

No.

Here we go Ravens, here we go! :D Fuck you, Pittsburgh. Maybe they should bring some women into the locker room for Big Ben to throw around during halftime.

That's mathematically impossible. :angels:

Unfortunately, I'd probably have to **** her and the guy responsible. That's the only fair way to handle it.

^^ WTC7WasPulled is not the thread starter. Just sayin'... But everything else you said was correct. Air Five!

I always start start at the site below. They have a pretty decent list, but it does repeat occasionally. http://pornstar-land.com/

Sharon Tate. Dammit, too late. :mad:

6/10 Same style again.

Re: FTV Victoria / Talia Sheppard / Shepard Pics or GTFO! :cthulhu:

Isn't it a bit ironic that an anti identification website requires your name, email address, and zip code in order to sign their petition?

I run 5-7 miles, weather permitting. There's a great app called Run Meter if you have an iPhone on iPod touch with GPS. It times and maps your route and then compares your times and grades them depending on past performances. It's great for pushing yourself to perform better and improve your...

:facepalm: Fucking Christ! :mad: Saw this one coming. E'Twaun Moore: 2-14 shooting, 5 points, and 3 turnovers. This from our second leading scorer and All-American. Are you fucking kidding me? Dammit, I **** losing in basketball more than any other fucking sport. We had a chance to get off to...

I don't have a good feeling about tonight's game against the Gophers. We've won 10 straight road games and are also going for our first 5-0 start in conference play since 1989-90. We're due for an upset and it's tough to win at The ****. Also, Mbakwe is going to eat up Johnson in the paint. JJ...

^^ Spleen's post is a win. :1orglaugh

Purdue is in Indiana. :facepalm: Even if I said the state's name, I'd still be naming our rival university. That's a lose-lose. I like our state's nickname. It invokes basketball. There's a movie with that name; you've probably heard of it. :D And I want to see IU's program improve. If much...

That's a contradiction. Please don't smite me, Cthulhu. Hey, you're the one who left a word out. I just guessed at what was supposed to go there. Don't blame me for your mistakes. Check in, brah!

Gregory doesn't have any rep either. How will people know how awesome you are if they can't see your rep power? :dunno: Not that I care about rep or anything...

That's because my level of awesomeness is much higher than yours. I'm like a level 63 space ninja. You're a peasant.

My advice is find a tall bridge to leap off. Also, you're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

I have an eleven inch penis. Around. Think about it... (I'm actually just average, but if there's a chance to make a Steve Stifler reference, I'm gonna to do it.)

I'm pretty sure that one guy blowing or stroking another guy is gay. The only difference here is that it's supposedly a surprise. If you want to make/watch gay porn, go for it. But drop the whole female façade. You're just kidding yourself.

I volunteer to screen any new content first... you know, for quality control. Does that help? :elaugh:

The router should come with some sort of wizard (not the robed kind) on either the installation CD or on the web that you can use to setup your wireless network. I know with my NetGear router, I had to type a web address into my browser and use that to set up the network. I'm assuming that yours...

I don't give a fuck who wins now. If I had to choose, I would like to see Green Bay win it all. It's basketball and hockey season now though. I probably won't watch football any more this year. If I do tune in, it will only be to watch the Bears lose. And they will. Maybe not this week, but it...

Meh, it was a Colts siggy. We aren't playing anymore. I do appreciate the sentiment though. :D

Of course. Apart from racial cleansing, I cannot continue to purify the master race any other way. :confused:

Congrats to the Tigers. :glugglug: Let's all meet here in five years to laugh at them after they vacate the title and Newton returns his Heisman for receiving improper benefits.

The Zombie Survival Guide... you know, because you can never be too prepared.

I don't know any. :dunno: I like turtles.

Tough break for Ducky. But you can only go to the well so many times on 4th down. I do like their gutsy play calling though. Auburn can really apply some pressure with a TD here, but this game is far from over. (The o/u was 73... not gonna get there.)

Brits, for the most part, don't give a fuck about our football. Why we try to ***** it on them is beyond me. The NFL has the largest television contract of all the four major sports in the United States. The league generates 8.5 billion in revenue each year. Is expansion into foreign markets...

Agreed, the only problem with watching this game is having to listen to Musburger. Christ, he's annoying as fuck. And he doesn't add anything important or worthwhile to the broadcast. He's also the same one who calls Purdue's basketball coach "Matty Painter" instead of Matt Painter. He's not a...

It's the same with presidents. :dunno: They're usually known by three names as well.