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    Melissa Riso

    Melissa Riso
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    how do i post pics to prove that im a lady

    ^^ Nobody can view your profile album except for moderators. None of us are going to see that picture. And if you're posting just a random picture of yourself, anyone can do that. It doesn't prove anything. Why do you care so much that people think you're female? It's a message board, who gives...
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    how do i post pics to prove that im a lady

    I don't know, ask Boothy. He has everyone convinced he's female.
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    Who's going to a NCAA Bowl Game?

    I went to the Rose Bowl in 2001 when The Drew Christopher Brees led my Boilermakers all the way to Pasadena. That was a truly awesome time and I'd love to get back there some day. I also went to the 2001, 2002, and 2004 Sun Bowl. They were all right but not nearly as fun. I'd love to go to...
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Jai Bella (click to enlarge)
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    MacGyver is as dirty as you and me

    Fail/10 :facepalm:
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    Where does public invasion film?

    Same thing? :dunno: It features the People's Champion, maybe it's better... 7ABYB2ObWzY
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Yeah, because Peyton's Colts haven't missed the playoffs since 2001. :rolleyes: Pretty sure Tom Terrific's streak isn't nearly as long.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    No, it comes down to Manning be blitzed on every single down because he has a porous (horrible) offensive line and the 30th ranked run offense in the league. He doesn't have time in the pocket and he's constantly getting hit. Teams are just teeing off on him because they don't have to worry...
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    Fansigns and shiz for SpexyAshleigh voters! :D

    So you got that right? Yay, nay... or fuck off you jackass, I don't do requests. :dunno:
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    Perfect W.I.F.E

    So where does making sandwiches fit into that acronym?
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Cowboys are playing at Indy. :facepalm: Not that you could tell by the score...
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    Voting Competitions, OSCM fan pages

    Roald has stated numerous times that they're not adding another forum. Deal with the threads until the contest is over and then go back to your regularly scheduled posting. [/thread]
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    Kim Jong-Il - Looking At Things.

    With his hair done up and his sideburns, he looks like the winner of the Asian Elvis impersonator contest.
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    Dylan Ryder: Hot or not?

    So evidently eight people have really horrible taste in women. Or they're fucking blind.
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    She liked her present.

    I'm not going to say it, but you know what I'm thinking. :rolleyes:
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    Ass Licking & Fingering **Women Only**

    What if you like getting your ass reamed with garden tools? Is there for room for that in this thread?
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    The Vanilla Ice Project

    I thought (hoped) he had died. I couldn't care less about Rob Van Winkle. What a fuckin' douche...
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    Does anyone else seek out bullshit posts by people who gave you negative rep

    I neg rep people all the time. The constant dick sucking that goes on around here just to earn rep chaps my ass. I like to see a little red on my profile page just to even things out. Conversely, I also try to color other people's pages as well. There are some people here who I would never neg...
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    What's Your Wish Gift That You'd Like This Year?

    The eradication of all poor people.
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    Please dont get mad at me for asking this about porn stars

    ^^ You mean you're not a chick? :confused: So you're just naturally bitchy and annoying? :tongue: Huh, I always blamed it on your gender. Guess it must be something else... And it sounds like Eeyore is putting the pussy on a pedestal. Just sayin'...
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    Chicago Cubs legend Ron Santo dies at 70

    I was devastated this morning to learn of Ronnie's passing. Friends and ****** have been texting me all day long about this. I echo the sentiment that his HOF induction was long overdue, but I'm not going to dwell on it - Ronnie didn't. He always said that he never wanted to be inducted...
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    On a scale of 1-10, how you rate yourself as a pervert?

    No, we got it. It was just fucking retarded. Like you. Ass face.
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    How many of you in here go to college, if so I want your opinion?

    3.2 (on a 4.0 scale) :o It would have been higher, but I was too busy partying and raw doggin' randoms. I checked the site just to see if one of my favorite profs was listed. He was given a great overall rating, but his class was rated as difficult. That's just how I remembered it. :thumbsup:
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    How many of you in here go to college, if so I want your opinion?

    Never heard of it. I just went to class and did the work. :dunno:
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    Coolest names you have ever heard?

    Atari Bigby (my favorite) Obafemi Ayanbadejo Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje God Shamgod
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    Who Should Be President Next?

    Robert Montgomery Knight
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    Competition Identify Boobs

    Meatloaf? :dunno:
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    US soldier who shot at Afghan farmers jailed for just nine months in plea deal

    They just ****** Afghans, what's the big deal? It's not like they're people... As Happy Gilmore would say, "They shouldn't have been standing there."
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    On a scale of 1-10, how you rate yourself as a pervert?

    Probably like 4 or 5. I'm much too apathetic to be completely perverted.
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    Snow In Britain- Anyone Get Stuck?

    Unless we get at least a foot of snow, nothing shuts down around here. Our traffic department, whilst inefficient at completing construction projects in a timely manner, does take care of snow removal very well. I've never not been able to get to work because of inclement weather.
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    Smash your face against the keyboard. Post the results.

    whimsy is a douche Wow, what are the odds?
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    Introducing the 2010 scumbag of the year...

    I feel the need to remind everyone that this douche is in no way indicative of the fine people who inhabit the Hoosier State.
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    My fellow porn-lovers, I have a *****:

    Yes, I did, and it's a great institution. Admittedly though, IU girls are much better looking. I should know, I'm dating one. :D And I went to Purdue because it's literally ten minutes away and I've loved that school my entire life. It also helped that my tuition was discounted heavily because...
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    Too much awesomeness for one photo?

    Wow, you dumbasses fail at pop culture. Fine, here's some fucking context: uLTIowBF0kE oP0DaZBmwQI I liked the photo and found it humorous, so fuck you. At least one guy (Behemoth) knew what I was talking about...
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    Too much awesomeness for one photo?

    I don't know how you would improve this picture. It's fucking epic... (If this has been posted already, I don't give a ****. So fuck you.)
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! Duke vs. Sparty
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    My fellow porn-lovers, I have a *****:

    That's a ***** for you? Wow, I call that a rather pedestrian Thursday.
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    if i had a dollar for everytime someone used the...

    It's hard to imagine someone being a bigger douche here than I am, but I appreciate the backhanded compliment. :hatsoff:
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    My Not So Smart Post

    Try posting the link again, I didn't get to see it. :elaugh:
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Boiler the Fuck Up! Big Ten basketball! (clap clap, clap clap clap) Big Ten basketball! (clap clap, clap clap clap) Big Ten basketball! (clap clap, clap clap clap) Big Ten basketball! (clap clap, clap clap clap) Big Ten basketball! (clap clap, clap clap clap)
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    >>> November 2010 Top 20 List

    It's great to see Boise State finally knocked out of the top 20. I always thought they were way overrated...
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    1 of the greatest press conference meltdowns EVER!

    Evidently, he's a man and he's 40. pZU5AnxwIAg
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    Flawless faces?

    Sara Jean Underwood - http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/o/5/h/Z/o5hZ/Sara%20Jean%20Underwood%20%28326%29.jpg - http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/o/5/h/V/o5hV/Sara%20Jean%20Underwood%20%28316%29.jpg -...
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    Sting vs Phil Collins

    Sting (wrestler) > Phil Collins > Sting (musician) > The Police > Genesis
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    Your all time favourite adult model?

    Yeah? Well, I mated with her last night. :hatsoff:
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