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Ugh, tell me about it. I'm doing all of my grading before Christmas Day so that I have nothing to do while I'm in Florida. 4 days. That's what I keep telling myself. How is it goin' for you?

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li is a horrible movie. I caught it on one of the HBO channels yesterday when I was having trouble falling ******. It did the trick. :facepalm: The saving grace of the film is Kristin Kreuk. Wow, I'd do horrible, despicable things to hook up with her.

Re: Does your significant other know about your Free Ones addiction? Yes, and she couldn't be any less interested. It's right up there with fantasy football in terms of **** she doesn't care about.

IAFD Go crazy.

Who is this roody ***?

Yeah, Lou Grant is the guy I always turn to for sound scientific information and hard hitting journalism. :facepalm:

How much did you miss me during your absence?

Yeah? Shove a cheese grater up her ass first. Then see if you get any complaints.

It seems like such a waste of time when you consider how long it takes to unwrap everything.

For the most part, if I pay for a seat somewhere, you bet your happy ass I'm sitting there. I don't care if it's on a train, a plane, or at a basketball game. And I will remove (unless the person is larger than me) or have removed anyone who is currently occupying said seat. The only way I...

Great pics! Thanks for posting, Ronnie. :D

Well, it's Akon, so she was probably ********.

Yep

Re: Desiree-Elyda Villalobos Was she the cab driver in Pulp Fiction?

Yes, but if you watch Grey's Anatomy, you get to see Lexie (Chyler Leigh). That's reason enough to tune in right there. :D

I don't give a fuck about the other contest. I care even less about this one. :hatsoff:

Had you read the board rules you would have known that you cannot post pictures after the first post in a thread unless you own the rights to said pictures and they're relevant to the thread. [/Greg] (And he just called out the moderators. Surely, that's not going to be ignored, right? Fuck...

Even if I live to be 100, I'll never understand the point of Twitter.

I normally smell like sex and strippers. I'm not sure which one is worse. :dunno:

Spexy Ashleigh keeps harassing me and offering to buy me a plane ticket to Canada so she can ravage me. I just can't fit her into my schedule right now though. She's getting desperate; I fear for my life...

Hugs?

***** and roofies. Maybe some rope.

Someone sounds pissed off that his thread was a huge, embarrassing failure... Just sayin'...

:facepalm: @ the Green Bay kick coverage. Matt Flynn outplays Tom Brady in the first half. Who saw that coming? I'm really pulling for the Pack here. Not just because I **** NE, but because I **** the Bears as well.

6:00 on a Sunday seems like an odd time to schedule a gang bang. Just sayin'. I mean, football is on right now...

Watch Grey's Anatomy. It's an accurate portrayal of the medical profession and the romance that blossoms amidst all of the chaos and long hours.

I understood it perfectly; it just wasn't funny to me. We don't all have the same sense of humor. And why the fuck would anyone else care what I thought about it? I'm not ruining a thread by stating an opinion. When you post something, people are going to give you feedback about it. Sometimes...

We've also never lost one. Remember that. USA! USA! USA!

No, but rapping, claiming to shoot people, and being overly sensitive to race is certainly stereotypical. It just wasn't funny. I'm sure other simpletons here will find it entertaining, but I didn't. No big deal, Charlie Hustle.

An exaggerated Black vernacular isn't funny. An exaggerated Black vernacular in a prank phone call is even less enteraining. An exaggerated Black vernacular in a prank phone call that plays on racial stereotypes is even less entertaining than the previous two examples. Unfunny/10

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It was always my ***** to die on a beach with a **** in my hand during a nuclear ******. I'd love for that very specific wish to come to fruition over the holidays. High five!

Yes, and when they make the playoffs, I hope their opponent takes the exact same mentality. If Indy can run the ball consistently like they did today, they'll be a dangerous team when the playoffs roll around. As long as #18 is under center, I wouldn't take Indy lightly.

Yes, it is very embarrassing when you live in fucking Minnesota. Historically, it does tend to snow there quite heavily during the winter. It's not like they were blindsided. The citizens of Minneapolis aren't going to pony up for another stadium, so they might not have a team for very long...

Yeah, we only cancel football games here when parts of the stadium collapse. :facepalm:

My dislike for him has not waned during his absence. Welcome back, you crazy puppet loving sumbitch, you. :D

What in the fuck would Russia want with Georgia? Other than Atlanta, they don't have much to offer. :dunno: I'll be on vacation in Florida over the holidays so as long as the N. Koreans don't ****** there, I'm okay with it.

Yawn. I've never been a Sasha Grey fan, and I couldn't care less about the AVN Awards. This thread has no relevance for me. I guess I'll just be leaving now...

What in the fucking french toast are you talking about? You believe in that astrological bullshit? :1orglaugh Well, to each his own I guess...

It was also a curse to sign the Declaration of Independence. All 56 signatories are dead now. :(

Yes, and her new pictorial was very underwhelming. It was just meh.

Orton has thrown for 3,600 yards, 20 TD, and only 9 INT. He's not the fucking problem. Fix your 28th ranked defense and find a decent head coach. When Tebow fails miserably (and he will), I'll be one of the many saying "I told you so."

Fuck you, Cliff! :mad:

I have 16 people on my friends list. I don't want more than 15, but I can't decide who to vote off. :mad: It might be Vlad, where's he been lately?

I'll bet Rosa Parks was the first one to call "shotgun" when riding with other people in a car.

Mike Birbiglia LOCW2iGrc7Q "I was an altar boy when I was a ***... and the answer is no."

Wait, what? You lost me right there. Are promiscuity? That doesn't make any fucking sense. Did you mean promiscuous? And by Spanish do you mean people from Spain or are you referring to Hispanics and Latinos? That's sort of a big difference... And you just copied this directly from Wikipedia...

They don't look anything alike. Go get some goddamn glasses.

Why thank you, Mr. Maley! And have a great weekend as well. :hatsoff:

I think the point is that the premise of HIV being a harmless retrovirus is so moronic and unfounded as to be unworthy of research to be refuted. And the OP has already proven in the 9/11 thread that he is ********* to accept evidence that contradicts his beloved theories. I agree that...