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Hey, if you want to play guessing games, do so in the post games section. :mad: The talk section is for idiotic conspiracy theories, liberal talking heads, rate this bitch, and useless fucking polls.

It's all right. When he was coaching at IU, I mostly called him dickhead. I fucking hated him, but I had to respect him as a coach.

Viktor Stalberg of the Hawks just took a penalty shot that hit post, cross bar, other post before deflecting away. He could have 100 more tries without a goalie and not be able to replicate that. Fuck. :mad:

Uh, you will refer to him as The General, Sir Robert Montgomery Knight. He's still very revered by folks here in Indiana. And that's coming from a Boilermaker. And speaking of Boilermakers, it was an ugly win, but a win nonetheless tonight in Happy Valley. Our leading scorer (and my avy)...

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Read this story on ESPN. I didn't find it worthy of posting here, but you have much lower standards... http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5991313

Wait, what? How did we go from an anal sex thread to Craigslist in two posts? :wtf:

If one of you fucks says Dane Cook or Jeff Dunham I'm going to punch you in the dick/ovaries.

Let's be honest, he probably would have committed a crime by now anyway had he been free. If anything, the state of Texas should be applauded for keeping a potential criminal off the streets for thirty years.

Neither one. The Krispy Kreme here closed down due to lack of business. I'd like to think it's because they couldn't compete with the local *** and pop doughnut shop that's been here for fifty years.

Not really. Your arguments in the HIV and WTC threads keep us all in stitches. :hatsoff:

That was funny in third grade. Actually, it wasn't funny then either... :facepalm:

Yes, I do. If you expect your lady to be trimmed, you better do the same. Or at least that's what I was told. :o

8/10. The creator of that siggy is a fucking douche. :mad:

Angelina Jolie, really? :rolleyes: (overrated! clap, clap...clap, clap, clap) Tatyana looks much better than Angelina does. Damn.

She'll be busy at my house this weekend making sandwiches and getting naked. So probably not.

That is Al Pacino circa 1936. :hatsoff:

Why in the bluest of blue hells would you want to see Ronnie in lingerie? :cussing:

OCSMs date me all the time for nothing. In fact they usually give me something in return for being so lucky to be in my presence. I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

It's not the Death cab, douche. It's just Death Cab. And it happens to be a great song. I figured that after you Googled it, you could at least get the name right. Cheater. Your ****** wears combat boots.

$16.72 But I'd probably round up to 100K just to be safe.

:sing: I want to live where soul meets body :sing: (yeah, that song reference fell on deaf ears.)

Atomic Fireballs, Fun Dip, and candy cigarettes. I'm sure you can probably find them somewhere, but I haven't eaten them since I was in middle school. I used to load up at the concession stand after my youth baseball games. Good times...

I just want to see Gabriella Fox again. I don't care if it's another Playboy shoot or if she goes back to Digital Playground, but I miss her. :(

Funny you mention that. I lent out my box set to a friend right before I left. I warned her that if anything happened to it, I'd probably have to **** her. She laughed like I was joking.

I've been on vacation in Florida, bitch. I fly back to the Hoosier State tomorrow. I was indoors today because it was fucking cloudy. Hence my return to posting.

Lemonheads

Pretty sure you can't link to blogs, especially when you're spamming. Reading the board rules/10.

Wow, 1988 called and wanted its joke back.

:dunno: Well, if you're happy with it, I guess that's what matters...

It's not that they aren't good pics, they're just compressed jpeg files. And when they're resized they, look shitty and pixelated. It irritates me. If you compare the two siggys I posted on your page, you can tell which ones were taken from hi-res photos. They look better. It just bugs me that...

If you want to, yes, have at it. I don't like it because the pictures aren't hi-res. But I didn't have any hi-res shots to work with. I'm going to make another siggy that scrolls using a brunette of my choosing. If you like it, I'll give it to you.

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Only the good half... ;)

Ugh. Low quality images don't animate well so everything is static. And if you start with ****, the finished product is going to be ****. Not happy with this one at all. :mad: I'll look at some of Raven's pictures and see what else I can come up with. [IMG]

So you get your 9/11 conspiracy garbage from this guy? Good to know. If he's as good with demolitions info as he is at ******** and confining hookers, then he's certainly reputable.

Well done, Greg! :glugglug: I think I've only made one request in that forum since I've been here. I only go over there when I'm really bored...

In a few years, when we've had time to miss him, Brett will sign a one-day deal with Green Bay and officially retire as a Packer. He will then be inducted into their ring of honor and hall of fame and everyone will be happy. Until that happens, I don't want to hear about him again. He needs to...

What's it like to believe in every conspiracy theory you come across? I think it'd be a pretty lonely existence. You can't trust anyone or anything you're ever told in your life. Everyone is a suspect. They're all watching you. Remember that. So what else do you subscribe to: cattle **********...

Yep, time to close this thread too. Nothing constructive is going to come out of the conversation this time around either. :tinhat:

Yeah, I know what you mean. Every time I eat sushi I feel a strong urge to fake a neurological disorder and become a media sensation.

Autumn Reeser. Naked, tied to my bed, and covered in Cool Hwip.

Epic.

This. It has to be the stupidest fucking law enacted by our state. All it does is ***** people to load up on Saturday. But Illinois is only 45 minutes away if I'm really desperate and out of ******* on a Sunday. :facepalm: for a Kevin Bacon reference.

Yes, I'd like two bicubic dodecahedrons of attention packaged in a gift wrapped leather attaché case sprinkled with mint leaves.

Does this mean I have to switch web browsers? I didn't bother reading the article...

So you're a lesbian Pediatric ICU and Neonatal nurse named Christa who prefers breasts? Wow, that's unnecessarily specific. Also, when the fuck did we start posting our credentials on here? Are they really valid or relevant on a porn board? Oh yeah, there was a topic here. :o I like the legs...

You really stress the lady part of your persona, man. It's sort of off-putting. I don't understand the point of constantly reminding us that you play a female on the Interwebz... :dunno:

8/10 It's... different. I guess. :dunno: