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I hated the A-Ry/Andy Ry nicknames so I dropped the end of the user name.

Angelina Valentine

Yeah, I don't think she has time to be impressed. What with all her chores, making me sandwiches, and fetching my ****, her schedule is pretty full.

Wow, OSU. Really? Their team, their program, and their university are an absolute joke. :facepalm: Minnesota Golden Gophers are a Big Ten team, Scooter. And D1 doesn't exist anymore in football. They're an FBS team though if that's what you meant.

You wanna know how I know you're gay? :tongue:

I enjoyed it. :dunno: It's sophomoric and over the top, but it's entertaining. I knew it wouldn't be better than the first one, but it's a decent sequel. Jamie Chung (Lauren) was fucking hot.

Brats, burgers, hot dogs, pulled pork, scalloped potatoes, baked beans, mac & cheese, salad, potato chips, coleslaw, dirt pudding, brownies, and Bud Light (or Coors Light if you're a douche). Big party today. Lots of fun. Real sunburned. :(

Meh. I'm not saying that I could do it, but I'm not impressed. He's riding a BMX bike. Really? Grow up, Peter Pan. :facepalm:

I'm sure she's done hardcore with her spouse or significant other. She's just chose not to do it on camera. She's an adult model. Not all of them choose to go into hardcore porn. That's their decision. Deal with it, Scooter.

I hated the A-Ry/Andy Ry nicknames so I dropped the end of the user name.

These are really 4th of July shots, but who cares? Boobs plus red, white, and blue equals awesomeness.

Love the tats. :D I'm never been a smoker of any kind, but hey, to each his/her own.

What, what in the butt? :facepalm:

By the beard of Zeus... :surprise: Haven't seen you in awhile. Welcome back!

Bautista Scott

Zombie thread... :rolleyes: 18, on prom night. Yes, I know that's clichéd.

Yeah, that's my bad. :o I guess I could have offered to trade you naked pictures of myself in return for yours. And I suppose the fan sign request about "his dick is longer than his user name" was probably out of order. In my defense, I was mesmerized by your boobs. I need to learn to behave...

I think just weight loss and a bit of a tan. She was a bit too thin in her latest set (I count 7 total), but she still looks damn good. Here's one of my favorites of her: http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/w/o/w/g/wowg/Heather%20Rae%20Young%20%2897%29.jpg

That's one of her older sets. She looks even better in the newer ones. http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/w/o/t/N/wotN/Heather%20Rae%20Young%20%28189%29.jpg

Messi first goal of the match at 37:00. Mark it down. Més que un club. Go Barca!

Yeah... I've literally never seen you here before so I guess I don't have an opinion of you. :dunno: And trust me, you're not nearly as big of a dickhead as me or some of the other people here.

It's a porn board, what is there to take seriously? :facepalm:

I guess we all could also finally smell what The Rock... is cookin'.

I'd watch baseball: fresh cut grass, leather gloves, hot dogs, and ****. I could be at Wrigley without ever leaving my living room. That would be awesome.

http://www.the-signal.com/section/36/article/41805/ Right... like anyone is going to pronounce it the correct way. Wouldn't you change your name if you had that one? :facepalm:

Reminds me of this: rVnplh7gnlU

Heather Rae Young, one of my favorites. :thumbsup:

If you click on the bio from a porn star's babe page, it lists their social networking links at the bottom. That makes it much easier to find one if you're curious. Oh yeah, Jayden Jaymes Twitter page is here. :drool2: (Or go here: http://pornstartweet.com/)

For sure. He deserved to be in the HOF on the first ballot. Definitely my favorite player of all-time.

Tattoos are fucking sexy. :D (see my siggy girl below)

Stories like this are just hard to read. :( I'll never understand how someone could be this cruel to an ******. Makes me sick.

This comparison cannot be made yet. His Airness has 5 MVP awards, 6 NBA titles, and countless other accolades. I also think that Lebron is a fucking douche. He's talented for sure. But he's still a douche.

So... the Macho Man didn't really elbow drop Jesus? :(

Very forgettable. Disco music is a bit of an oxymoron, no?

Recycling, that's silly. :1orglaugh Is it 1991?

Orson Welles? He had a nice set of tits too. :facepalm: Yes, I suppose I did forget about those profound classics of American cinema.

No, not really. She never displayed any real acting prowess, her tits just looked good.

EDIT: There is no spoon. Please delete this post. I clicked the wrong button. Fail/10

^^ I've literally never seen you here before. :dunno: Welcome back, Jane. :wave:

And not a single fuck was given that day. Honestly, apart from one movie, she's only famous for being a thieving **** whore and driving like a maniac. Yeah, because it's trollish behavior not to care about Lindsay Lohan. :rolleyes:

Yeah, I get that once every seasonal equinox during a leap year ending in zero. :(

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... (Wow, I guess my awesomeness knows no bounds. Even bashing my head on the keyboard produces the works of Dickens.)

Re: Former wresting chick Chyna to release another porn... Yikes. :eek: I'd rather watch Al Gore masturbate. Nothing about her is attractive. Nothing. Ever.

Well, I hope you enjoyed your stay here, virgin. :wave: You're about to be ****** for insulting an OCSM. Let me go get my hammer. In before the close. Check in, brah!

5hfYJsQAhl0 This. The Spexy one speaks wisely.

Raspberry ***** and some rohypnol usually does the trick for me.

I'm almost positive that's Val Kilmer.

Rain Man? :dunno:

I am 100% certain that there isn't any culture in Jersey. Just sayin'...