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Yikes, it appears that someone didn't use a reputable plastic surgeon. But, hey cheap is always better, right? By the way, if it's really your wife, did you obtain her permission before posting topless pictures of her?

Why not just roll your coins and take them to your bank to be exchanged for cash? Side note: I've always wanted to go to a strip club with buckets of pennies and literally make it rain on the girls.

Using IE is like getting roofied: you're going to get fucked later, you just won't know about it. Change your browser.

Kimberly Cohen Not a porn star, but this girl works as a bartender at Sluggers in Wrigleyville. She's hawt... :drool2:

Tell me that someone else read the thread title and immediately started singing Jack and Diane. Sucking on a chili dog outside the Tastee-Freez Diane sittin' on Jacky's lap, he's got his hands between her knees

Is someone implying that it's not normal to masturbate 47 times a day? That's a rather mundane Wednesday morning for me... :o

My favorite of both, Spencer Scott:

Would they post a similar list about males who appear on the list? No. So why is it acceptable to include women? Oh well, different standards I guess. And while we're talking about different standards, those women are not the least bit attractive. If I'm going to be sexually assaulted by a...

I don't care what the fuck happens, but it better not interfere with the Indy 500 on the 29th. That's my favorite day of the year and I'll be god damned if your Jesus is going to fuck with it.

I'll take my my wife Sara Jean Underwood. Easiest poll ever. No contest.

Because I'm a Hawks fan. I fucking **** the Red Wings.

I'm sorry, but hockey season ended for me on April 26. Oh yeah, and fuck Detroit. I root for whatever team they're playing.

"Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature."

Re: Got some selfshots from Shay Laren (pics) Agreed. I never really noticed it until someone pointed it out. Now it's all I see. Meh.

That's what I call some über pwnage. I repped DOA for that despite the fact that his number doesn't change. The OP will be back in five years when he discovers that his wife used to be a man.

... really a human. Ugh, I **** up some mornings wishing this was the case. :(

... clubbing baby seals to death with aborted fetuses. He does that on Tuesdays. :)

Tiny picture, hard to tell. :dunno: Touché. :D Sadly, she was strictly non nude except for a couple of times on cam. She's definitely a hottie though:

Intelligent? :dunno: Am I doing this right? Seems too easy.

Really? And here I thought that ********* 6 million Jews in **** Germany was not acceptable during the 1940s. Silly me.

The two other threads devoted to this topic and a replay of the Cubs game from earlier today. Maybe the second time around we'll score a goddamn run. :mad:

Were all the attractive girls busy the day of the shoot? :dunno: The one on the right is a fat mess and the one on the left only eats three sunflower seeds per day. I guess I'll take the pale one in the middle, but I'm not happy about it.

Awesome. I love being criticized by a dude who plays a female on the Internet.

The Back Haters gon' ****.... Just deliberately misspell it the first time and then correct it. It will not be changed to a babe link.

No. Boobs or GTFO!

I'm sorry, but it's really hard to concentrate over the sound of how awesome America is. I appreciate the effort though in convincing me that my country engages in state sponsored terrorism. I'll have to respectfully reject that notion, however. USA! USA! USA!

Unless of course you planned ahead, wrapped them in bubble wrap, and poured molten lead into all of the orifices. Go big or don't leave the porch with chickens.

Drag her by the hair? :dunno:

Team Pippa for sure. :thumbsup:

A dead baby? :dunno:

I just want Olivia Wilde. That is all.

Angelina Valentine and Mason Moore.

Of course I did. I had flowers sent to her house in NC on Friday and I'll give her a call on Sunday. I miss not being able to see her on ******'s Day though. That makes me very sad face.

Re: prettiest smile My wife, Lindsay. http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/v/l/6/p/vl6p/Lindsay%20Marie%20%28383%29.jpg http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/v/l/6/9/vl69/Lindsay%20Marie%20%28490%29.jpg...

Avatar I wasn't rooting for those blue fucks with spears.

^^ Hey, tons of fun, it might not be a good idea to post pictures mid thread, lest you have an unfortunate meeting with a certain hammer. And I **** those photos where the girls pretends to be surprised or overwhelmed by the size of the dick. You're in porn for fuck's sake.

8.5/10 Not your best work.

Perhaps the most overrated show ever. I was never a fan.

In that one sign above, they managed to misspell Obama and told him to "quit his ****** from Pakistan"... whatever the fuck that means. Are they accusing him of being a Jedi? Those are some serious accusations. Where's the Donald?

I derailed a thread of Shifty's. :facepalm: It was good though. I needed a two week break. Between track meets and baseball practice (first game on Monday, w00t), I've been really busy lately.

Let's be honest, we could probably use a few less New Yorkers in this country anyway...

How in the blue hell is Taylor Swift ahead of Jessica Alba? And Olivia Wilde is always #1 to me. I'd sell the rest of you into indentured servitude in Siberia for a chance with her.

After seeing rain for the previous 173 days, we finally had some sunshine in the Hoosier State. I went to the park for a run and there were beautiful women everywhere. Fuck, they were out in droves. I love me some warm weather. Short shorts and tank tops beat the hell out of winter coats and...

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That if you watch the movie Cinderella in reverse, it's about a woman who gradually learns her goddamn place.

Eyes... well, boobs and legs too.

That sounds exactly like the opening scene of Good Will Hunting.

That is great. :1orglaugh Of course, I would have been okay with just shooting them too.

Simple solution: Don't have unprotected sex. But if an abortion becomes necessary, use a coat hanger. Problem solved. :hatsoff:

Anybody know any hard games? 4-0... Hawks. :D :wave:, Dirk! EDIT: Sorry... 5-0. :o