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Carrie Underwood on my right, Katy Perry on my left.

I'm not the least bit interested in seeing this. Ever. I would call her a fucking butter face, but her ass is the only decent attribute that she has.

Yes, but you were supposed to be impressed that he drives an eight year-old Mercedes. He had veiled intentions in bringing that up. He's anxious about joining a new forum and this was his way of trying to fit in here. His car was his way of gaining acceptance. You could at least fake being in...

By that you mean a thimble, right?

Whenever I buy a present for the girlfriend, I always make sure that it's something that I'd want to receive as well. Putting it in that perspective always allows me to get her exactly the right gift. And it works too. She was so happy to get Madden 11 for Xbox last year, that she had no...

Air filters, along with the carburetor, dangling sprocket, rear carbonizer, transmission, and right front tire, are superfluous. Just take 'em off and throw 'em away. Should run like a ***** after that.

^^ Irony. This post has lots of it.

The correct answer is Sara Jean Underwood.

Her boobs and abs look great. Not a fan of her face, the dancing, the outfit, or the music. I gave it thirty seconds. I was not entertained, Maximus. :dunno:

5/10 :wtf:

Yep... smells like fail to me. Sorry, but apparently you posted a ****** link, Scooter. Don't fret and don't try to beat the filter. Take a screen shot of the video, upload it to an image hosting site, and then post the link here. A moderator will saunter by later and move this to the...

Pot, have you ever met my good friend Kettle?

Really? A typo in the first fucking sentence. What grade did this *** get on his essay? How are any of those the norm? :dunno: Those people deserve to be in jail. Get the fuck out of here with this high school ****. A blog written by some dumb bitch on the Internet is not a reputable news...

Agnes Andrews from Gossip Girl.

BBW = fat mess. Quit using fucking euphemisms to describe them. They're just fat, and that's not attractive.

John Gruden insists on calling Peyton Manning The Sheriff. I don't mind the nickname, but if you're the only one using it, does it really count?

I'm partial to tattooed feet like Tess Taylor's: Do not post single Playboy pics.

There's only two things I **** in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. I never plan on going to the Netherlands. I'd have to leave the greatest country on Earth first. USA! USA! USA!

Great, so he peaked at the age of 18. Good for him. Either win more titles to keep the name or change it for lack of success. He's still a princess to me. How are you that fucking big and have no presence in the post? GTFO!

Kevin "Anything Is Possible" Garnett Fucking douche. Wouldn't it also be wonderful if someone used a large trebuchet to hurl a Volkswagen at Lebron James? Yes, it would. Hell, I'd even pay to see that.

The Athlete: Lebron James - The Nickname: King James King of what? You fucking douche, you haven't even won a title yet. You're more of a princess than a king. Princess James. Much better.

Parking Wars Pawn Stars

Lost 11 of last 13. No pitching and no hitting. Typical. Well, there's always next year. :)

It was great to see The Custodian get his first ring last night. He was one of my favorite Boilermakers of all-time. He may not be a great scorer, but he puts his body on the line diving for loose balls and isn't afraid to take a charge on anyone (ask D-Wade). And of course, it's always great...

I'm sure Robinson didn't want this story to leak out. :facepalm:

Find it so that I could eat it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Riley Steele, Faye Reagan, Nikki Anne, and Sunset Diamond

Gabrielle Giffords... I'm sure she wouldn't protest. (too soon?)

I thought you liked that smell. :(

A couple of my token black friends said KFC, but they've been known to run a train at Golden Corral as well. One of them walked into a live fantasy football draft carrying a bucket of the Colonel's extra crispy chicken. He's a walking stereotype.

Re: What you watching right now! IndyCar Firestone Twin 275s from Texas Motor Speedway. Christ, I hope Dario puts it in the wall.

I'll take Scott instead. His tattoos and abs had me at hello. What if all the implausible hypothetical threads were consolidated into one giant thread? That's a future I ***** about.

Holy hopscotching halberdiers, :batman:! His gay is showing!

What the fuck? You need to quit ******** the bong water, Scooter.

EUhkN_VLGFg What the fuck does a hoodie (not horny) ninja have to do with selling a Honda? Who is the target audience for this ad? Why is a 12 year-old driving a goddamn car?

:confused: EDIT: Never mind, saw the thread. I am wise indeed, Ike-san. :D

I thought this was going to be about tattoos. Now I'm disappointed. :( Mason Moore?

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Just so we're clear: he's upset that the black actors they're using aren't black enough. The fact that they use over sized prosthetic dicks and shoot gallons of sperm is apparently not a cause for concern.

He's a knight now! So he can joust, ****, pillage, and own serfs. Good for him. Better build a castle and dig a moat. Do you think he'll wear a suit of armor at all times? That'd be awesome.

Sums it up perfectly.

Melissa Riso

Damn, that guy is a bigger dickhead than I am. High five for that!

Did you mean Dominika C? If so, go crazy: http://www.freeones.com/html/d_links/Dominika_C/ (60 links)

If you live in a neighborhood where people steal ****, then put the goddamn wheelchair inside. Why the fuck is it in your front yard?

$140, nunchucks, knives, and fake gold chains don't hide the fact that you're an inbred poser.

Great, you've identified the problem. Step two is fixing it.

How is that being mean? I quoted an old, lame joke and then pointed out said oldness and lameness. Being mean would be telling you that your siggy is awful. If I offend you, put me on ignore. I don't give a fuck.

Chuck Norris is 1/5 Cherokee. It has nothing to with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. :facepalm: (2006 called, they'd like their joke back.)