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Your text is in blue, thus I didn't read any of it. Good day, sir. :hatsoff:

My residential alleys have cities. Wrap your head around that and get back to me.

Actually, it translated to alexpnz. :dunno: Must be the tomato basil chips. What in the french toast is that about? I need his man card. It appears he suffers from lack of testicle-itis. (as always: fuck you, Dirk)

Cubed.

Dan Patrick: "You can't stop Pakistan, you can only hope to contain it." (always a good day when you drop a DP reference)

My browser is so awesome it automatically converts words used incorrectly by foreigners into their correct American form. MLIB.

That sounds awesome. :D I turned off my PMs because I got tired of moderators sending me ****. And I also got tired of n00bs sending me 15 messages a week asking who was in my siggy and avatar.

Sea salt and black pepper. Yum! Dill pickle is definitely #2.

Spike Dudley.

Adolf Hitler invented the wheel whilst eating Dipping Dots in a Siberian rainforest surrounded by camels. Check in, brah.

Awesome. The guy who stabs people is giving advice on how to prevent increases in crime. Irony/10

Lee Iacocca called. He said, "Fuck you."

Yeah, the wife was displeased that she was not included on the list.

How in the fuck did you leave out Sara Jean Underwood? Clearly, shes #1. Fucking moron.

Apart from Legos and miniature Indy Cars, I didn't really play with that many toys. I had two younger brothers, and we played outside most of the time. Our favorite toys were a baseball glove and a bat and ball.

Always a tragedy to lose a *****, but they make those warning arms for a reason. And when there's a tie at the railroad tracks, you're always going to lose - regardless if you're on foot or in a car. Is is it really worth risking your life for the two minutes you might save by beating the train?

Rain. Damn you for interfering with baseball season. :mad: ::shakes fist::

Why is Ulysses exempt from the picture posting restrictions imposed on the rest of us?

Henry Phillips TSHV3UlUJxI

They created the pictures or videos when the models were at least 18 years of age. That's what that statement means. I don't know how it gets any clearer than that.

Negative

6/10 Tits or GTFO!

Jesus goddamn Christ. :rolleyes: Great, great pop for the Hitman who was rolling on a promo only to be interrupted by Buzz Killington, R-Truth. Way to suck the energy out of the arena. He has absolutely no charisma. Not even the least bit entertaining. Hell, he doesn't even deserve to be in the...

I'm pretty sure that just having a vagina gives a woman the sexual ability to be a porn star. Just sayin'...

Wait, what? :wtf: :2offtopic :ban:

Re: fuck im screwed...... (pic) Did you just besmirch the king of light beers? :mad::mad::mad: I'm going outside to start punting my neighbor's garden gnomes. I'm assuming their friends of yours.

Yeah, he's getting older now though so he's just Chet. :( He's jealous because I'm much more fond of my Garmin navigational lady, Samantha.

Because I've asked before, and you've declined. That's why I mentioned getting them involved. No big deal though.

If you've read The Grand Design, then you've seen some of his arrogance. I didn't mind it because I believe the same way, but he was very condescending towards religion in that book. But I guess that if anyone has a right to be pissed off at the world, it's him. He hasn't had a blowjob or a...

Ice cold glass of sweet tea. Nothing like it on a hot day.

I drive a Honda named The Honorable Sir Beauregard Winchester de Maumaront. Get on my level, bro.

In Soviet Russia, porn deletes you. Unless you have an external hard drive...

Did anyone ever tell you that your eyes look like space crystals?

Easy, bud. We don't need anyone pointing out paradoxes that could interrupt the balance of the space-time continuum. There is no spoon. There is no FO.

Yeah, for sure. My schedule is hectic during baseball season though. I'm either at the ballpark coaching or watching other teams just about every night.

5/10

6/10. Sorta hot, I guess...

Yeah, didn't even open the door, just walked through the goddamn wall like the fucking Kool-Aid man screaming, "Oh Yeah!"

The waitress. I'm probably thirsty. And as a general rule, she usually looks better than most of the girls on stage. Plus, she brings me ****.

Watching pole day qualifying at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. This is my favorite month of the year. :D

I always thought the main fail was that vampires are about as real and believable as the fucking Easter Bunny. :mad:

Alisson Stokke. Behold: http://www.whattofix.com/images/AllisonStokke4.jpg http://www.crazywolfy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Alisson_Stokke2.jpg http://farm1.static.flickr.com/235/535753550_e7dd4841a0.jpg (only one ass shot... but she's fucking hot)

Damn, a heart ****** and a head-on collision with a tree. Do you suppose the crash snapped his neck like a Slim Jim? :facepalm: :( RIP, Randy. I really enjoyed watching you perform.

Get some ********** and a VW bus.

Yeah, I have serious convictions against voting for a candidate who hosts his own reality television show. :facepalm: Ivanka is hot though.

Yeah... well, apart from the fact that none of them are funny.

Re: PRAY for TAY ~ Taylor Stevens I don't subscribe to any religious doctrine so I will alternatively alert the powerful Lord Xenu to be mindful of your plight. Good luck in your recovery.

Lolz, that guy is funny. :1orglaugh A bit of an arrogant dickhead... but still funny.

Wow, what a bunch of dickheads. :facepalm: I've never had a problem with my bank. I've given them rolls of coins and also just brought it in bulk and they've never complained or charged me a fee for exchanging it. Oh, and there are a few really hot tellers working there too. I was really...