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If I find that bag, I keep it. Fuck the rest of you and fuck whoever lost it. No fucking sob story is making me give back 17K.

Flowers - $30 Sushi, salad, and soup - $50 Movie tickets and candy - $20 Drinks at the bar - $30 I guess that's $130. It wasn't any special occasion or anything. We had already been dating for awhile. She just likes getting flowers randomly and we both love a good sushi dinner. I guess I...

Re: best ebony cobination None of them... :dunno:

Meh. People die. Horrible tragedy... blah, blah, blah. To quote Happy Gilmore: "He shouldn't have been standing there."

1. Love your ******. Always keep them close. 2. Listen to your parents. More often than not, they're right. 3. Always help a friend in need. 4. You never win an argument with someone you love. Make amends, move on. 5. Play outside. Take a walk, go hiking, play sports, mow the grass, picnic...

Never saw the point in goodbye threads. :dunno: I hope I'm not conceited enough to think that anyone will give a fuck when I'm gone. I damn sure won't make a thread for it. Oh well, goodbye nonetheless. :wave:

I heard that breathing and prolonged exposure to nitrogen and oxygen also cause cancer.

Is it too much to ask that you post a working goddamn link. For fuck's sake, man. This is why we can't have nice things. Who is this n00b? EDIT: Never mind, my Internet went out again. Fuck you, Verizon. I'll go find a toilet to stick my head into and then I'll examine the link again...

I want a goddamn brunette. That's what I want. :mad: Fuck it, give me the girl on the right. Best looking tits and snatch, and she's a nose job away from being attractive.

Mmm... boobs. I never get tired of looking at them.

Wait, wait, wait... so Trixie's in Louisville isn't fully nude anymore? :eek: That place was top five in terms of strip clubs. I'm stunned. Even though I don't live in that area anymore, we were still planning a return trip down there for another buddy's bachelor party. It would have been well...

Why would it stay open when there's already a devoted thread to this topic in the post games section (where it's supposed to be) with 4,400 posts? Why wouldn't you close this yourself? :dunno:

This thread. I'm waiting to see it closed or moved.

Briana Banks

Forgetting the fact that this belongs in the post games section, there are already several threads devoted to this. Like this one for example, which has 4,400 posts in it: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=82071&highlight=watching+now%3F Using the search function/10

Stewart and Colbert for sure. I love to pretend that the Colbert Report is not satirical and that everything he says should be taken at face value (like in my siggy). :tongue: Does Elisabeth Hasselbeck count? I don't really listen to her, but she's great to look at. :drool2:

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When my ******* got married a couple of years ago, I had him and some of our buddies down to my house for his bachelor party. We started off at a pub that brews its own **** and also has the best pizza in town, by far. Then we drove to downtown Louisville to hit up 4th street. We partied it up...

I really tire of people portraying women on the Internet. Most of the time, they try too hard... :*****:

Evidently he targeted fucking stupid people. Anybody who believes that putting your computer next to hot steam for a few minutes will fix it deserves to be drop kicked in the face.

Overrated (clap clap, clap clap clap) Overrated (clap clap, clap clap clap) Overrated (clap clap, clap clap clap)

Shaved, like my wife Hilary's.

An artist, you say? Could you paint me a Birmingham? :facepalm:

The Postal Service - ******** In Death Cab For Cutie - Title And Registration Counting Crows - Holiday In Spain lv5lO-O8hRU

Er... nothing. :dunno: Not that interested in fucking a porn star.

Re: tattooed pornstars Yes, though I'm almost two years late for the prom on this post, those two are my favorites.

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rePcHxFJIuU (Fucking Christ, click the link to watch the video.)

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Again, I feel compelled to remind people that these two are not representative of the fine folks who inhabit the Hoosier State. Also, they live in South Bend which means they're probably Notre Dame fans. That should tell you all that you need to know about their morals.

^^ Seattle Metropolitans This isn't fucking Jeopardy, so thank you Google. I had the same reaction to this as I did when I heard that the SEC played basketball. Apart from UK, they're all garbage.

Re: American Asians who are naturally Busty (DD/E Cup or bigger)... Anybody know of a Maria Yumeno - http://www.mariayumeno.com/busty_asians/BustyAsians_1/BustyAsians_bigimages/BustyAsians_21.jpg Advanced search of Asian pornstars with at least a natural D cup yields the following result...

A vaporizer? Sure, I keep it next to my laser blaster and my ray ***. I'm trying to find an atomic dirigible. No such luck though... :(

NrobcJa_EV8 Seven straight losses. No pitching, no defense, and no offense. Get the fuck out of here! :mad:

Yeah... :facepalm: You're on your own here, brah. Nobody else shares that fetish. No one. Ever.

Talking about banning and ****** users is a good way to end up ****** yourself. Closed in: 3...2...1...

I've hated Plaxico since he played for Sparty. He's a fucking dumbass. He'll always be a fucking dumbass. I hope he toils in mediocrity for the rest of his career.

I enjoyed watching Luongo, the Sedins, and the rest of the fucking Canucks get humbled last night. Man, I fucking **** Vancouver. Tim Thomas was in ***** mode all night long and even had a fatality against one of the Sedins. If you're going to drop the puck in the goddamn crease, you deserve to...

I've always been helpful when it came to making siggys and avatars for certain people (those who don't fucking annoy me). As always, fuck you, Dirk. :mad:

She had a special features spread in Playboy in June 2010.

Maryse Ouellet

Yes, I'm not really making any for myself lately, so I have time to make one for someone else. Give me some links to pictures, and I'll be on my way.

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/w/T/Y/l/wTYl/Avatar%20%281%29.png http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/w/T/Y/n/wTYn/Avatar%20%282%29.png I'm assuming that the top one is the one that you wanted. :dunno: It was the only picture on the page. I also made one...

A whopping 0 GB. High five!

Yeah... no. I was not entertained. :facepalm:

Yes, indeed I have. I was fed up with annoying messages from moderators and/or dumbass n00bs wanting to know who was in my siggy or avatar. EDIT: I should specify. You were not one of the moderators I was talking about.

Give me a link to a picture you want to use. I'll crop it, re-size it, and give you some options.

Yes, this. Remember in all circumstances: bitches be crazy. Say you pick out something that's too big. Her response: "Do you think I'm really that fat?" Or, maybe you pick out something too small. Her response: "Are you saying I need to lose weight? Is this the size you wish that I was?"...

Oh yeah... I forgot to be mean. :mad: Uh... and your *** wears combat boots.

1. Upload pictures to a file hosting site. 2. Copy the picture's location (URL). 3. Press the insert image icon in the post message dialog box (looks like a mountain). 4. Paste the URL. 5. Hit enter. 6. Repeat as needed. 7. Disco.